My parents were Gypsies who travelled the country, so I didn't see alot of poolhalls as a child. We would go from county fair to county fair where Mom would tell fortunes out of the back of our converted bread truck (we called it a Breadabago) and Dad would roam the midway picking the pockets of unsuspecting goomers.
The first time I was ever in a poolroom was when I was sixteen years old, and it wasn't a good experience. Right off I tried to pick the room owner's pocket, but he was wise to people like me and knocked me right on my ass in front of God and everybody. He must have felt sorry for me though because he later gave me a job sweeping out the place and brushing down the tables.
I had taken a liking to One Pocket and it wasn't long before I was playing well enough to take my game on the road.
Mom, Dad, and myself would go from town to town where they would do their thing at the fairs and I would go into town and gamble with the locals. We all made a lot of money back then and over the years invested wisely in a number of income producing companies. Among them were IBM, Wal-Mart, and Steamer Cue Sports Ltd.
My real name was Edwardo Caroachio, but after the folks died I took the name Tramp Steamer. Tramp after the name my Dad used to lovingly call my Mom, and Steamer after what my Uncle Salvatore used to say a dog did on a cold morning in the front yard.
Well, that's about it I guess. I've got to go now. I'm next in line for my three o'clock thalium shot.
