Players Meeting For Chicago!!!!!!!!

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8-ball bernie

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ok, are you sure this is going to work? a tall sauve kevin said to his adviser. yes, i'm sure we tested these suits this morning and each one can withstand a riffle at 5 feet range. deno was fearful,he knew the players would try to throw him down first,being so small. a couple of blonde bimbo types that work on the ipt staff wer'e ordered to wear bullet proof bras as well. "can't we just forget about the players meeting,jon deny the short,and self important tv man said to anyone that would listen to his words he thought wer'e so important. the air grew thicker by the second. everyone's palms wer'e sweaty,and most of the ipt staff who wer'e "in" on the scam since day one wanted to flee the arena in chicago.listen, an ipt staff person said to kevins face, these players know the rules,what are you gonna update them on anyway? they know they weren't paid for reno,there are sick pool players out there with weapons of pool cues and god knows what,i want to go! "if you go, now,a sickly looking kevin said with eyes that wer'e losing life,you will be hunted down and killed" this whole scam thing or whatever you wanted to call it was growing out of control" the music of "get down tonight" from K.C. and the sunshine band stopped,and music of some sort of self importance blew thru the loudspeaker system, all of the ipt staff members marched up the side stairs to the stage,fearing for their life's. deno, spoke first, "i want to say,thank you for being so patient" just then a loud scream went out through the crowd,fuk you!!! it was from bernie friend, he was always speaking his mind and starting new threads on azbilliards, but this was his ballsiest move to date! earl strickland sitting next to bernie and two seats back, decided to make waves, he stood up and said "hey deno, shut up and pay us" the crowd starting cheering,the ipt staff members wer'e looking at eachother,just then dennis hatch and quietin hann,both tough crazy big guys charged the stage, deno was picked up and tossed through a make shift set,the only thing left to see was his feet dangelning,next kevins $4000 hair transplant was ripped out of his head by quinton,and then hann said to kevin, you wanna see why i was banned from snooker in australia? kevin fearing for his life said no, no, not that please, and then it happened, quinton hann butt headed kevin so hard, his head detached from his body! rolling down,the stage,opening up the trap door where the fake dollar bills wer'e to be shown on television in that see thru acrylic box thing, as his head rolled inside, the trap door locked shut. things wer'e starting to get a little out of hand. just then when all hell was breaking loose, bernie thinking fast, rose to his feet, and darted off to the food. oh, how he loved the fresh cole slaw and pickles the ipt provided,as bernie stood eating his favorite food, he watched as strickland kneed jon deny in the balls,as strickland did so, he screamed into deny's ear, that's for portraying me as a monster,*****!" well, to make a long story short,a few days later, everyone got paid for reno, although chicago didn't happen after the players meeting, it sure was worth showing up for.
 
8-ball bernie said:
ok, are you sure this is going to work? a tall sauve kevin said to his adviser. yes, i'm sure we tested these suits this morning and each one can withstand a riffle at 5 feet range. deno was fearful,he knew the players would try to throw him down first,being so small. a couple of blonde bimbo types that work on the ipt staff wer'e ordered to wear bullet proof bras as well. "can't we just forget about the players meeting,jon deny the short,and self important tv man said to anyone that would listen to his words he thought wer'e so important. the air grew thicker by the second. everyone's palms wer'e sweaty,and most of the ipt staff who wer'e "in" on the scam since day one wanted to flee the arena in chicago.listen, an ipt staff person said to kevins face, these players know the rules,what are you gonna update them on anyway? they know they weren't paid for reno,there are sick pool players out there with weapons of pool cues and god knows what,i want to go! "if you go, now,a sickly looking kevin said with eyes that wer'e losing life,you will be hunted down and killed" this whole scam thing or whatever you wanted to call it was growing out of control" the music of "get down tonight" from K.C. and the sunshine band stopped,and music of some sort of self importance blew thru the loudspeaker system, all of the ipt staff members marched up the side stairs to the stage,fearing for their life's. deno, spoke first, "i want to say,thank you for being so patient" just then a loud scream went out through the crowd,fuk you!!! it was from bernie friend, he was always speaking his mind and starting new threads on azbilliards, but this was his ballsiest move to date! earl strickland sitting next to bernie and two seats back, decided to make waves, he stood up and said "hey deno, shut up and pay us" the crowd starting cheering,the ipt staff members wer'e looking at eachother,just then dennis hatch and quietin hann,both tough crazy big guys charged the stage, deno was picked up and tossed through a make shift set,the only thing left to see was his feet dangelning,next kevins $4000 hair transplant was ripped out of his head by quinton,and then hann said to kevin, you wanna see why i was banned from snooker in australia? kevin fearing for his life said no, no, not that please, and then it happened, quinton hann butt headed kevin so hard, his head detached from his body! rolling down,the stage,opening up the trap door where the fake dollar bills wer'e to be shown on television in that see thru acrylic box thing, as his head rolled inside, the trap door locked shut. things wer'e starting to get a little out of hand. just then when all hell was breaking loose, bernie thinking fast, rose to his feet, and darted off to the food. oh, how he loved the fresh cole slaw and pickles the ipt provided,as bernie stood eating his favorite food, he watched as strickland kneed jon deny in the balls,as strickland did so, he screamed into deny's ear, that's for portraying me as a monster,*****!" well, to make a long story short,a few days later, everyone got paid for reno, although chicago didn't happen after the players meeting, it sure was worth showing up for.
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You are one wacky mofo. :) :confused:
 
GREAT STORY....now,buy some RIPPLE and drink yourself into a coma.lol

BTW--the "sooner" part of "7 to 10 days OR SOONER" for player contact and check issuance didn't happen, did it???
 
8-ball bernie said:
ok, are you sure this is going to work? a tall sauve kevin said to his adviser. yes, i'm sure we tested these suits this morning and each one can withstand a riffle at 5 feet range. deno was fearful,he knew the players would try to throw him down first,being so small. a couple of blonde bimbo types that work on the ipt staff wer'e ordered to wear bullet proof bras as well. "can't we just forget about the players meeting,jon deny the short,and self important tv man said to anyone that would listen to his words he thought wer'e so important. the air grew thicker by the second. everyone's palms wer'e sweaty,and most of the ipt staff who wer'e "in" on the scam since day one wanted to flee the arena in chicago.listen, an ipt staff person said to kevins face, these players know the rules,what are you gonna update them on anyway? they know they weren't paid for reno,there are sick pool players out there with weapons of pool cues and god knows what,i want to go! "if you go, now,a sickly looking kevin said with eyes that wer'e losing life,you will be hunted down and killed" this whole scam thing or whatever you wanted to call it was growing out of control" the music of "get down tonight" from K.C. and the sunshine band stopped,and music of some sort of self importance blew thru the loudspeaker system, all of the ipt staff members marched up the side stairs to the stage,fearing for their life's. deno, spoke first, "i want to say,thank you for being so patient" just then a loud scream went out through the crowd,fuk you!!! it was from bernie friend, he was always speaking his mind and starting new threads on azbilliards, but this was his ballsiest move to date! earl strickland sitting next to bernie and two seats back, decided to make waves, he stood up and said "hey deno, shut up and pay us" the crowd starting cheering,the ipt staff members wer'e looking at eachother,just then dennis hatch and quietin hann,both tough crazy big guys charged the stage, deno was picked up and tossed through a make shift set,the only thing left to see was his feet dangelning,next kevins $4000 hair transplant was ripped out of his head by quinton,and then hann said to kevin, you wanna see why i was banned from snooker in australia? kevin fearing for his life said no, no, not that please, and then it happened, quinton hann butt headed kevin so hard, his head detached from his body! rolling down,the stage,opening up the trap door where the fake dollar bills wer'e to be shown on television in that see thru acrylic box thing, as his head rolled inside, the trap door locked shut. things wer'e starting to get a little out of hand. just then when all hell was breaking loose, bernie thinking fast, rose to his feet, and darted off to the food. oh, how he loved the fresh cole slaw and pickles the ipt provided,as bernie stood eating his favorite food, he watched as strickland kneed jon deny in the balls,as strickland did so, he screamed into deny's ear, that's for portraying me as a monster,*****!" well, to make a long story short,a few days later, everyone got paid for reno, although chicago didn't happen after the players meeting, it sure was worth showing up for.
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Bernie...... I think KT and Deno and the IPT finally got to you. I think i can speak for all on the board when i say that I think you need a long rest and some strong meds....lololol....Just having some fun...Some imagination...........................mike
 
8-ball bernie said:
ok, are you sure this is going to work? a tall sauve kevin said to his adviser. yes, i'm sure we tested these suits this morning and each one can withstand a riffle at 5 feet range. deno was fearful,he knew the players would try to throw him down first,being so small. a couple of blonde bimbo types that work on the ipt staff wer'e ordered to wear bullet proof bras as well. "can't we just forget about the players meeting,jon deny the short,and self important tv man said to anyone that would listen to his words he thought wer'e so important. the air grew thicker by the second. everyone's palms wer'e sweaty,and most of the ipt staff who wer'e "in" on the scam since day one wanted to flee the arena in chicago.listen, an ipt staff person said to kevins face, these players know the rules,what are you gonna update them on anyway? they know they weren't paid for reno,there are sick pool players out there with weapons of pool cues and god knows what,i want to go! "if you go, now,a sickly looking kevin said with eyes that wer'e losing life,you will be hunted down and killed" this whole scam thing or whatever you wanted to call it was growing out of control" the music of "get down tonight" from K.C. and the sunshine band stopped,and music of some sort of self importance blew thru the loudspeaker system, all of the ipt staff members marched up the side stairs to the stage,fearing for their life's. deno, spoke first, "i want to say,thank you for being so patient" just then a loud scream went out through the crowd,fuk you!!! it was from bernie friend, he was always speaking his mind and starting new threads on azbilliards, but this was his ballsiest move to date! earl strickland sitting next to bernie and two seats back, decided to make waves, he stood up and said "hey deno, shut up and pay us" the crowd starting cheering,the ipt staff members wer'e looking at eachother,just then dennis hatch and quietin hann,both tough crazy big guys charged the stage, deno was picked up and tossed through a make shift set,the only thing left to see was his feet dangelning,next kevins $4000 hair transplant was ripped out of his head by quinton,and then hann said to kevin, you wanna see why i was banned from snooker in australia? kevin fearing for his life said no, no, not that please, and then it happened, quinton hann butt headed kevin so hard, his head detached from his body! rolling down,the stage,opening up the trap door where the fake dollar bills wer'e to be shown on television in that see thru acrylic box thing, as his head rolled inside, the trap door locked shut. things wer'e starting to get a little out of hand. just then when all hell was breaking loose, bernie thinking fast, rose to his feet, and darted off to the food. oh, how he loved the fresh cole slaw and pickles the ipt provided,as bernie stood eating his favorite food, he watched as strickland kneed jon deny in the balls,as strickland did so, he screamed into deny's ear, that's for portraying me as a monster,*****!" well, to make a long story short,a few days later, everyone got paid for reno, although chicago didn't happen after the players meeting, it sure was worth showing up for.
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Other than the lack of paragraph spacing and a few run ons I will have to give Bernie his props. I'm crying as I'm typing. That was pretty damn funny.
 
corvette1340 said:
Other than the lack of paragraph spacing and a few run ons I will have to give Bernie his props. I'm crying as I'm typing. That was pretty damn funny.
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It looked toooooooooooo Bernie long so I'll wait, I was watching the Indy Bronco game, I'll find the Bernice much better reading in the mornin'.
 
I spent all afternoon doing battle with a Hyundai car salesman and then I come here and have to try and read a Bernie post.

Two defeats in one evening is bad for my moral.

Time for a little help from my friend. Jack Daniels.

But the car is a nice light blue.

It was a gift from KT for all my support of the IPT and all my nice posts about him. He told me he was going to give it to Bernie but Bernie turned on him and now is being evil and besides Bernie does not know how to use an enter key.

Jake
 
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