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no 14.1 tourneys anywhere around so last tuesday i thought i'd check out the local 8ball action at the local hall. they have nice gandy 8+ tables so i ASSUMED it would be BCA rules. nope, "bar table rules. well when i found that out, i left but while warming up i was playing this boisterous, fat mexican dude. i broke and ran the first rack and then beat him three more games making four in a row. this dude was sharking big-time. lol... then i made a couple errors and he wins the next two games by the luck of his lard. he then shouts really loud; " I WIN AGAIN!" . his sharking is in full swing. it was then that i learned of the bar-table rules but we had just started another game of 8 so i stayed long enough to beat him then leave. i just had to shut him up. these bar-table rules folks are the homies of pool world.
 
no 14.1 tourneys anywhere around so last tuesday i thought i'd check out the local 8ball action at the local hall. they have nice gandy 8+ tables so i ASSUMED it would be BCA rules. nope, "bar table rules. well when i found that out, i left but while warming up i was playing this boisterous, fat mexican dude. i broke and ran the first rack and then beat him three more games making four in a row. this dude was sharking big-time. lol... then i made a couple errors and he wins the next two games by the luck of his lard. he then shouts really loud; " I WIN AGAIN!" . his sharking is in full swing. it was then that i learned of the bar-table rules but we had just started another game of 8 so i stayed long enough to beat him then leave. i just had to shut him up. these bar-table rules folks are the homies of pool world.


if you play that much better than him you should have asked him to bet something. i've always figured that if i'm playing i'd like a chance to at least win enough to cover my gas and table time.
 
i thought about it but both he and the cig smoke were irritating. i'd rather ride my motersickle, which is what i did. had a pleasant ride home stopping only to get a few rattlesnakes off the road. last night i came across a HUGE, LONG, FAT rattler luxuriating on the warm asphalt. that was a dangerous serpent. there was no getting a stick and flicking him off the road, i had to stomp and rev my engine and finally he meandered.

i think that rattlesnakes are the imbeciles of the reptile kingdom. coachwhips on the other hand are really smart. they immediately race off of the road at an approaching vehicle. i saw a coachwhip one day actually giving chase to a screaming rabbit. the rabbit went into a field of tall grass and the snake stopped and rose up -cobra style- as high as he could to try to spot the rabbit. i couldn't believe it.
 
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