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Pool gags
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Originally Posted by ratcues View Post
After missing a shot, I tell people the batteries in their cue must be dead or they forgot to "turn it on." Some people actually look.
When I bought my Joss and it was delivered, I emailed Danny Janes and said "Mr. Janes, I've looked through all the paperwork you enclosed with my beautiful new cue and I cannot find any info or diagram with instructions on finding the "on" switch / button. Please advise." He emailed back and said something along the lines of "That's privileged info. It'll cost you another 300.00 to find out."
I almost sent it...
After missing a shot, I tell people the batteries in their cue must be dead or they forgot to "turn it on." Some people actually look.
When I bought my Joss and it was delivered, I emailed Danny Janes and said "Mr. Janes, I've looked through all the paperwork you enclosed with my beautiful new cue and I cannot find any info or diagram with instructions on finding the "on" switch / button. Please advise." He emailed back and said something along the lines of "That's privileged info. It'll cost you another 300.00 to find out."
I almost sent it...
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When I beat someone playing chess, sometimes I'll say "Spot me a pawn and I'll play you left-handed." :grin:
A big guy in the room.6'4" 220 or so asks if I can check his break speed with my phone app.
Sure I set it up and he hits the balls like a wimp.
I pick up the phone and he asks what it says.
It was like 15 MPH.
I says "12 year old girl"
Sure I set it up and he hits the balls like a wimp.
I pick up the phone and he asks what it says.
It was like 15 MPH.
I says "12 year old girl"