Pool is not a contact sport but

[Macint0sh]

Spider bridge ala Efren and Archer does that to your middle finger.

The what now?

 

[sniper]

Yeah, but it ain't nothing like that China White. That was many moons ago.
I ain't going there til I get terminal. Then Amsterdam here I come!!!!!!! One way ticket. Buy the urn and UPS my ass back home.
Purdman

ROTFLMAO

Thanks for the laugh Purdman!