Poolphy's laws

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AzB Silver Member
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I figured we should update Murphy's Law for pool, the old saying that anythnig that can go wrong will.

1. A pocket, that is blocked so as not to allow an object ball to pass, will happily suck in a cue ball from any angle.

2. When leaning your $1,000 cue somewhere "just for a second", it will manage to throw itself on the hardest surface in the surrounding 20 feet .

3. The leak in the ceiling will always be over the playing surface of the best table.

4. The D player that just drove up in a Bently "doesn't gamble".

I'll stop here and let you guys fill some in :)
 
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1. You crush the break in 9 ball, and the last ball moving on the table comes along and safes you from having a clear shot! (I HATE THAT)

2. You lose in the finals Hill Hill, to your opponent snapping in the 9

3. You accidentally run into another ball because of a table roll, and you end up safe. !
 
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