Pout instead of Pool

[tim913]

Bought my wife a new suv a few weeks ago and when I went out to play over the weekend I found her standing behind her new vehicle and in front of my truck. I asked her what was up and with tears in her eyes she said, “I didn’t see your truck!”
We have a 200 foot double wide drive and she drove straight back about 70 feet and smashed my truck, wiping out the right rear of new suv.
Spent the night pouting instead of playing

 

[BigBoof]

So much for that fancy back up camera.

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[book collector]

The over and under on those types of happenings with a wife, is 5 in a lifetime, if you have 5 in 2 years , run Forrest do a trade in.

 

[tim913]

Around 10 years ago my oldest son wanted to show us his new car. I told him to park in the basketball court off one side of main driveway cause my wife was going out to run some errands soon. We admired it, went in the house and my wife left. She came back in about two minutes later crying.
She had smashed into his brand new car!

 

[BuddyWing]

Did you ever get remarried ?????