How can your game not improve with a stick like this? Add a $30 piece of chalk, and a $100+ case to put the chalk in. You would be ready for the pro tour.
The cues are certain to bring you a tidal wave of success, they advertised such in those exact words. Anything less from buying this cue and they would be guilty of false advertising so it must be true.
WTF... I just ordered one due to the promised tidalwave of success. I was going to paint it black and than empty your bank account with my new stealth weapon of gambling destruction...