Pretty Boy Floyd Teaches Pool Hustling ~ Extended Version

This explains a lot...

Seeing this little clip explains a strange encounter I had the other day.

I heard about this nice bar and I wanted to check it out, so I pulled into the parking lot, popped the trunk and got out my cue. It was buried under all the outfits I had in there.

I walked in and casually strolled around, kinda got the lay of the land.

Then I sat down at the bar and asked for a menu. I took a few minutes to look it over. Wasn't in the mood for a burger or chicken tenders, so I ordered a sandwich, and a Pepsi.

I'll be damned if not 2 seconds after ordering this big fella walks over to me and says "get lost pal, we know what you're trying to do".

Confused, I asked "what do you mean, I just want to eat some dinner and then play some poll, I heard this is a nice bar".

Guy says "I wasn't born yesterday you know. You didn't order a burger, or fish and chips, you ordered a SANDWICH.....AND a PEPSI! Now get lost!!!"

Still confused, but not wanting to have my hands or my nose broken I grabbed my coat and my cue bag and walked out the door. It all makes sense now!
 
Guy says "I wasn't born yesterday you know. You didn't order a burger, or fish and chips, you ordered a SANDWICH.....AND a PEPSI! Now get lost!!!"
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You mean the tuxedo didn't tip the guy off either?

This is a classic. The Onion AV Club profiled it a couple days ago. Part of a "Found VHS Tape" project that's touring the country.
 
This video is funny as hell. You cant take a trophy to the bank, I play for cash.
 
Fast Lenny you are the best!

Fast Lenny you are the best at finding some of the most forgotten about clips of anybody I have seen. Real nice post and keep digging that made my day.
 
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