Put yourself in Efren's shoes

Nick B

Nick B

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Put yourself in Efren's shoes....now how much would you settle for...cash.

Proposition goes something like this:
KT: EFREN MY MAN! How are you doing?
ER: You know Keveen I've been waiting a long time for my money...half my village has it's hand out.

KT:Efren bubby...I know...I know. It's big business and it's complicated...don't worry bigger and better things are around the corner! Remember at the moula from KOH...wasn't that nice! Aren't I your friend?
ER:Keveen you know the government gave me this medal and I'm kinda embarrassed being be asked about it...but where is my money.

KT: Look Efren it's complicated and this HO guy is busting my balls about these idiots taking notes and recordings about my promises (Yells to Deno>Hey Mini Me>Note to self no more incriminating recordings of promises of myself on internet)...anyway listen I got problems and ideas. Listen I need you with me...with the IPT...with your buddy Keveen. I got 100K in the envelope...don't worry about it you don't have to count it you can trusted Keveen. I want to make right by you.
ER: You wanna make right...no problem pay me my 500K and hand over the rest of the 3Meg to my pool playing brothers.

KT: Now Efren I told you it's complicated. I need to to take this 100 and sign this paper that we are square and that you promise to participate in the next 10 event...otherwise my friend no deal and you get nothing. Good deal eh Efren Old pal! Don't listen to the prophets of doom.
ER: Keveen you know if I had teeth I would bite you in the Azz. Prophet of BS.

Now seriously how much do you think the top money earners would settle for in cash? Right now I think I would sign anything for 30%.

Nick
 
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Let's hope that no player seriously responds to this. Trudeau has had enough usable ideas from the AZB think tank.
 
Is there a way to find out how much money is in the IPT's treasury? Any idea how much Kevin put in there when he started the IPT? Was he paying bills from his own personal account? Or did he transfer X amount of money into the IPT account? And then it was up to the IPT as a business to make a go of it?
And Kevin was just the benevolent benefactor of the IPT.

If there is money in the treasury, which is highly unlikely, should it be divided equally among the players? Or should it be divided by how the players finished in Reno?

In the meantime, day to day operating expenses keep eating away at whatever money is left. Once payroll at the IPT offices can't be met then how long will the employees remain at their post?

I suspect that Nov 1st is the next payday. If it can't be met then I would suspect that is what the next announcement will state.


Jake
 
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Roadie said:
Let's hope that no player seriously responds to this. Trudeau has had enough usable ideas from the AZB think tank.
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Who would you trust more, The AZB think tank or Kevin Tru-dow?
The AZB think tank is at least capable of some honesty.
 
If I were in Efren's shoes, and walk myself straight to the dentist. :D

Then I'd come after KT, with a big store-bought grin on my face.

(I'm just poking fun, much respect to ER)
 
Roadie said:
Let's hope that no player seriously responds to this. Trudeau has had enough usable ideas from the AZB think tank.
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Oh don't worry about it...he's already got a number. The only "real" thing he missed from his tag line was "Real Slippery".

Nick
 
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