An American horse walks into a pub in England. The horse sidles up to the bar next to Ron Swanson and says to Ron "I can kick your ass in darts, best 2 out of three a beer". Ron takes him up on it. To his amazement, the horse grabs the darts in his mouth and with a whinney and a neigh, tosses two perfect games dead center. Ron is amazed, having never seeing anything like this.
After downing his beer in one gulp, the American horse leans over to Ron and says " I can kick your ass in English 8 ball, best two out of three for a beer." Ron, realizing that he would be a "nittie" if he turned down the horse, reluctantly agrees. The horse wins the toss, and with a whinney and a neigh, wedges the cue stick in his hoof, breaks and runs two racks of English 8 ball." Ron is befuddled because he has never seen anything like it.
Keeping a stiff upper lip, Ron decides for one more contest. He thought it over. Surely could not beat the horse in a foot race, or arm wrestle such a massive animal, or out spit him. Surely a pissing contest was out of the question.
Then the light came on in Ron's head. "I challenge you to a frame of snooker for a beer" Ron says.
The American horse just laughed and shook his head. "Are you nuts?" he says "Everybody knows Americans can't play snooker!"
After downing his beer in one gulp, the American horse leans over to Ron and says " I can kick your ass in English 8 ball, best two out of three for a beer." Ron, realizing that he would be a "nittie" if he turned down the horse, reluctantly agrees. The horse wins the toss, and with a whinney and a neigh, wedges the cue stick in his hoof, breaks and runs two racks of English 8 ball." Ron is befuddled because he has never seen anything like it.
Keeping a stiff upper lip, Ron decides for one more contest. He thought it over. Surely could not beat the horse in a foot race, or arm wrestle such a massive animal, or out spit him. Surely a pissing contest was out of the question.
Then the light came on in Ron's head. "I challenge you to a frame of snooker for a beer" Ron says.
The American horse just laughed and shook his head. "Are you nuts?" he says "Everybody knows Americans can't play snooker!"
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