This is a Hill Hill match all tables are being played on..... the guy breaking makes a ball and many balls a tied up but a run is possible.... he goes to the table and bends over to shoot..... when all of the sudden he blows chunks all over the table......with balls moving to other places.... WHAT IS THE CALL? all tables have teams playing on them..... ??????????? is this a foul
Rule Question Chunks flying
- Thread starter IRUNRAKS
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Yeah um, that's very foul.
Come on guys, the OP asked a simple question, and all he gets are humorous replies.
Rule -1468^e - i. Vomit on the playing surface
The table should be cleaned, preferably with bleach, an autoclave, and/or napalm, and the rack should be replayed as soon as both players are a)sober enough to bend down without backing out their dinner, or b)have had their stomachs pumped of all emitable matter. The non-chunk-blower will have the option of taking the break or making Ralphie McHurlerson break again. Repeat offenses should result in loss of match and permanent banishment from the establishment. Should Chuck Spewsalot return to said establishment on a later occasion and attempt to play pool, his opponent may nominate a "free cheap shot", and cover the table with a tarp or painting drop-cloth before racking, while laughing and exclaiming "I'm not taking any chances" or another equally glib remark. In the absence of a referee to judge the glibness of the remark, the benefit of the doubt will go to the remarker, and the remark will be considered a "burn."
Hope this helps.
-Andrew
Rule -1468^e - i. Vomit on the playing surface
The table should be cleaned, preferably with bleach, an autoclave, and/or napalm, and the rack should be replayed as soon as both players are a)sober enough to bend down without backing out their dinner, or b)have had their stomachs pumped of all emitable matter. The non-chunk-blower will have the option of taking the break or making Ralphie McHurlerson break again. Repeat offenses should result in loss of match and permanent banishment from the establishment. Should Chuck Spewsalot return to said establishment on a later occasion and attempt to play pool, his opponent may nominate a "free cheap shot", and cover the table with a tarp or painting drop-cloth before racking, while laughing and exclaiming "I'm not taking any chances" or another equally glib remark. In the absence of a referee to judge the glibness of the remark, the benefit of the doubt will go to the remarker, and the remark will be considered a "burn."
Hope this helps.
-Andrew
Hahaha! Man, that is horible..............but very funny!
Wow, gross! Did any of it hit the cueball? If so, that's a foul. LOL.
IMO, it shouldn't just be a foul... it should be loss of game, match, and disqualification from the tournament, removal from the poolhall for that night... even 86'ed for good! If someone is so bad at holding his liquor that he can't even turn away from the table to puke, he should get the boot.
Oh man, that would be so nasty to have to smell and see that while trying to play pool. LOL. I would actually feel bad for the guy though. How embarrassing. If he pays for replacing the cloth, then maybe he should be allowed to come back, if, of course, he is actually willing to show his face in there again.
JMO.
By the way, did he try to say that it's the poolhall's fault for putting in tables with pockets that look like buckets?
IMO, it shouldn't just be a foul... it should be loss of game, match, and disqualification from the tournament, removal from the poolhall for that night... even 86'ed for good! If someone is so bad at holding his liquor that he can't even turn away from the table to puke, he should get the boot.
Oh man, that would be so nasty to have to smell and see that while trying to play pool. LOL. I would actually feel bad for the guy though. How embarrassing. If he pays for replacing the cloth, then maybe he should be allowed to come back, if, of course, he is actually willing to show his face in there again.
JMO.By the way, did he try to say that it's the poolhall's fault for putting in tables with pockets that look like buckets?
I was out playing one night after a loooong night of drinking and actually thought about putting my mom's car up as a bet. I was pretty young at the time but still old enough to get into bars. After woofing at this guy for an hour or so I thought I better get up and "practice". I got down to shoot and actually fell over two or three tables, with people sitting at them. Fortunately, my friends grabbed me and quickly escorted me out the door before I lost any money.
I think back on that now and just shake my head.
I think back on that now and just shake my head.