I'm tired of my friends giving up the game of pool due to their age with excuses like; my eyesight is bad, the OB looks fuzzy, I have double vision, can't see the end of a nine foot table, the women don't look at me anymore .. etc. There's a huge market out there for instructors who want to take advantage of it. Start some new classes such as:
- How to play with fuzzy balls
. A fuzzy ball sort of looks like a corona virus .. a whole lot easier to aim at one of those little points sticking out than it is to aim at a spot on a smooth clean polished ball!
- How to play with double vision. Which ball to aim at, split the distance theory, etc
- How to play on a nine foot table. Pick a spot on cloth half way between CB and OB on path to contact point and aim at that.
- How to get the women to notice you. Most women, because of your age, probably already know you're more secure financially than the Wham Bam 30 second wonders they're used to being with and instead of storing your cue extension in your bag store it down the front of your pants, and get your size 16 sneakers out of your bag when you play along with your 'Experience is the Teacher' t-shirt. Problem solved!!
You're Welcome!
- How to play with fuzzy balls
- How to play with double vision. Which ball to aim at, split the distance theory, etc
- How to play on a nine foot table. Pick a spot on cloth half way between CB and OB on path to contact point and aim at that.
- How to get the women to notice you. Most women, because of your age, probably already know you're more secure financially than the Wham Bam 30 second wonders they're used to being with and instead of storing your cue extension in your bag store it down the front of your pants, and get your size 16 sneakers out of your bag when you play along with your 'Experience is the Teacher' t-shirt. Problem solved!!
You're Welcome!