Sex-n-billiards

[Southpaw]

squirt or slide

Southpaw

 

[ShootingArts]

commentary

Didn't work for the IPT, Joey.

I think annoying audio more than offset what any "eye candy" might have done for anyone. One evening purely as a test I turned off the sound on an IPT broadcast and turned on some music. This increased my enjoyment of the broadcast trememdously!

Perhaps mixed doubles strip pool might be the solution to gaining a TV audience, played on the round tables of course!

Hu

 

[jjr183]

I think that the point made about the men wearing tuxedo's is valid. The IPT may have failed, but that was mainly due to them overstepping their wallets and not the presentation. In the end this would definitely bring more women into the game as they would be more likely to watch with their husbands if they liked what they saw.

As for sexy sayings, I always thought that the term 'come shot' was rather lewd, even when used properly in the world of billiards.

 

[CaptainHook]

I think I recognize that cue.
JoeyA

If you do, you are a Lucky Dog

 

[Hierovision]

I think I recognize that cue.
JoeyA

You found time to draw your eyes away from the skin, notice a cue, and identify it before heading back to the skin... incredible.

 

[Endymion]

Every once in awhile, the stars come into alignment and I get to tell my cute female opponent that she's got big ones (8 ball obv).

I wouldn't have the heart to tell her she has little ones if that were true, she'd just be solids at that point.

 

[AOyster]

My Favorite so far

Playboy/Lingerie Model Jamie Hammer playing on the Pool table.

What a great bunch of replies, to say the least!

Squirt is up there on top of the list so far.

How about this....How big is your thenar eminence slit?

 

[PoolSharkAllen]

Playboy/Lingerie Model Jamie Hammer playing on the Pool table.

If Danny, Nick and Gabe can monkey around on top of the pool table, why not Jamie too!

"Monkeying around" should now be part of the pool vernacular.

 

[CaptainHook]

"IPT"
Implant's & Perfect Tails.

 

[NotSoSilentBob]

"IPT"
Implant's & Perfect Tails.

I like it!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bigpocket]

tight pocket
stick
ball break
ball scratch
foul ball

Bigpocket

 

[8corneronbreak]

full stroke, half stroke (if you want to be easy)
tight pockets
draw back
ask someone if they are playing with a wrap on their cue

 

[aeoliner]

getting ball in wrong pocket and saying "Wrong Hole"

 

[raemondo]

T*tty-Hook

 

[the9ballroller]

I believe it was Fatty that said,

"Putting a pool player in a tuxedo is like putting whip cream on a hot dog."