Yeah ........ So I went into this neighborhood bar the other night to bang some balls around. I was up at the bar and said what's up to the bartender. He is a local bar banger who I would rate at a mid level B player at best. We start talking and he asked me if I played in a tournament that they were having at a pool hall in the same parking lot. I told him that I didn't since I took my wife out to a dinner and a movie. I told him that it is too bad because it looked like a pretty easy field.
He then proceeded to pull 50 cents out of his pocket and said "well if you want to play 10 a game I'll play you. I was on it like white on rice! I went out and grabbed my sticks and whooped up on him. The bet was at 10 for the first 3 games. He then bumped to 20 a game. I beat him 5 more games and now had 130.00. He walked back to the bar and opened the till. He then put the bill on the light and started to rack the next game. I tilted the light to se what he put up so I could match it. Low and behold it was a 1 dollar bill. I asked him, “so are we playing for a buck now?" He then said "No we are playing for 100.00" I then pulled the bill down and said well you need 99 more of these. He picked up the bill and looked at it... then he looked at me and said "I know it was a C note". I politely said "I'm sorry but this is what was up there. I could totally read this dude; he was trying to say that I pocketed his bill and replaced it with a buck. I turned out my pockets for the guy and asked where did I stick it. I'm not David Copperfield now... The end result was that I beat him 2 more times and he didn't pay up the last rack because he believed I cheated him. Normally we would be going outside at that point but the guy stands 6"6' and weighs 300 lbs. I can't tell if the guy was really that dumb or truly did believe that’s what he posted.
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He then proceeded to pull 50 cents out of his pocket and said "well if you want to play 10 a game I'll play you. I was on it like white on rice! I went out and grabbed my sticks and whooped up on him. The bet was at 10 for the first 3 games. He then bumped to 20 a game. I beat him 5 more games and now had 130.00. He walked back to the bar and opened the till. He then put the bill on the light and started to rack the next game. I tilted the light to se what he put up so I could match it. Low and behold it was a 1 dollar bill. I asked him, “so are we playing for a buck now?" He then said "No we are playing for 100.00" I then pulled the bill down and said well you need 99 more of these. He picked up the bill and looked at it... then he looked at me and said "I know it was a C note". I politely said "I'm sorry but this is what was up there. I could totally read this dude; he was trying to say that I pocketed his bill and replaced it with a buck. I turned out my pockets for the guy and asked where did I stick it. I'm not David Copperfield now... The end result was that I beat him 2 more times and he didn't pay up the last rack because he believed I cheated him. Normally we would be going outside at that point but the guy stands 6"6' and weighs 300 lbs. I can't tell if the guy was really that dumb or truly did believe that’s what he posted.

Anyone have a similar story?