Shave your Arms

I am basically a tall skinny hobbit. I am harry like a malnurished guerrilla. If I shave my arms people ask me if I am gay. If I don't I catch shite about being too hairy. The touching ball foul is a load of monkey dump especially in the age of replay where a ball could be respotted if it was moved by a wisp of hair.
 
I heard that men in Korea get their faces laser treated to permanently prevent facial hair growth!
 
I was at an international tournament where the French women kept getting contact fouls from dangling armpit hair. Sometimes you could even see the sweat bead up and fall on the ball. EWWWWW. :eek:

Thanks a bunch. I just puked a perfectly good club sandwich onto the floor.
 
Weirdness

The Colorado Rockies had a reliever in 1995 named Curtis Leskanic, an unusual personality who shaved his arms in the hopeful belief that he might achieve greater velocity on his fastball.

Curtis had nice zip on his fastball anyway, so no one could be sure if he gained anything. Even so, a reputation for weirdness can aid a reliever, just as it can reward a gambler on a table.

Rattle your opponent, and he'll rattle pockets.
 
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