So I got drunk, gambled, almost got kicked out and bought a cue

[corvette1340]

You ****in pussy $80 shoes...

I got 2 daughters in gymnastics, $1000 a month

g@#$damn!! Are they training to be ninjas?

 

[Black-Balled]

g@#$damn!! Are they training to be ninjas?

Monkeys, I think. As many times as they have kicked me with their hallway cartwheels and walkovers, you might be right though.

I should probably read that contract.

 

[APA7]

2.) I knew the guys that were betting were shooting a toothpick at a lumber yard because I was drunk so I showed a my ass a little.

Don't u mean ur daddy's lumberyard?? U din't have a lumberyard, lololol.

 

[Medalist]

Wait till college, grad school, totaled cars, condo down payments and on and on and on. I have a meucci on my rack also.

 

[Black-Balled]

Wait till college, grad school, totaled cars, condo down payments and on and on and on.

Ahh yes, looking forward to it...we paid college for our two already and they can have my Honda when I a done with it!

Aww shit, who am I kidding. I am not letting either one go anywhere without me.

 

[Medalist]

We finally sprung for a new car and gave my daughter our beloved 2001 mitsubishi montero we had since new. She totaled it in 2 weeks.