Spectator’s Guide to Derby Decorum

[sunnyone]

Congrats to those of you who scored ringside seats around the TV table. And, since you’re often shown on screen, let’s Ms. Manners your behavior.

> Food. Don’t, just don’t. Unless you’re a runway model nibbling a celery stick …

> Drink. Fancy a beer? Fine, I might too. But, please, one at a time. Prefer a soda? Sorry, not healthy. (It is encouraging how many people have switched to water over the years.) Bonus tip — if you’re male, don’t use a straw. Real men …

> Attire, headwear division. Caps, whether worn backwards, sideways, forward … guys, take ‘em off indoors. A jaunty fedora earns a pass.

Improving pool for the benefit of humanity,

Sunny

 

[alstl]

It's a pool tournament not a kindergarten class.

 

[pt109]

Congrats to those of you who scored ringside seats around the TV table. And, since you’re often shown on screen, let’s Ms. Manners your behavior.

> Food. Don’t, just don’t. Unless you’re a runway model nibbling a celery stick …

> Drink. Fancy a beer? Fine, I might too. But, please, one at a time. Prefer a soda? Sorry, not healthy. (It is encouraging how many people have switched to water over the years.) Bonus tip — if you’re male, don’t use a straw. Real men …

> Attire, headwear division. Caps, whether worn backwards, sideways, forward … guys, take ‘em off indoors. A jaunty fedora earns a pass.

Improving pool for the benefit of humanity,

Sunny

Sunnyone...it's a pleasure to see you post.

I'd like to add....
..do not fall asleep
..sometimes a match hits a TSN turning point....put down the phone

 

[Texas Carom Club]

I Never understand anything this person posts
Cant tell if theres something you like or dislike

 

[KRJ]

Congrats to those of you who scored ringside seats around the TV table. And, since you’re often shown on screen, let’s Ms. Manners your behavior.

> Food. Don’t, just don’t. Unless you’re a runway model nibbling a celery stick …

> Drink. Fancy a beer? Fine, I might too. But, please, one at a time. Prefer a soda? Sorry, not healthy. (It is encouraging how many people have switched to water over the years.) Bonus tip — if you’re male, don’t use a straw. Real men …

> Attire, headwear division. Caps, whether worn backwards, sideways, forward … guys, take ‘em off indoors. A jaunty fedora earns a pass.

Improving pool for the benefit of humanity,

Sunny

Sorry Sunny, caps at a pool tournament or indoors is a thing of the past. Taking a hat off indoors had nothing to do with manners, but it was the invading armies in Europe that by removing their helmets while inside was to demonstrate they were there for food and shelter only, and not "taking" the place or the family. If not, that meant you be in big trouble.

Personally, I think it only applies to nice restaurants, churches and a few other things. If folks can fly in shorts, we can certainly were a baseball cap to Chipotle

 

[Cornerman]

Fine, I’ll take my hat off next time. But don’t be complaining if the light is shining off my balding forehead right at the middle of the screen.


Freddie <~~~ Go, Patriots!!!

 

[Joe_Jaguar]

Congrats to those of you who scored ringside seats around the TV table. And, since you’re often shown on screen, let’s Ms. Manners your behavior.

> Food. Don’t, just don’t. Unless you’re a runway model nibbling a celery stick …

> Drink. Fancy a beer? Fine, I might too. But, please, one at a time. Prefer a soda? Sorry, not healthy. (It is encouraging how many people have switched to water over the years.) Bonus tip — if you’re male, don’t use a straw. Real men …

> Attire, headwear division. Caps, whether worn backwards, sideways, forward … guys, take ‘em off indoors. A jaunty fedora earns a pass.

Improving pool for the benefit of humanity,

Sunny

The soda with the straw in it was a classic capture

 

[Cornerman]

Fine, I’ll take my hat off next time. But don’t be complaining if the light is shining off my balding forehead right at the middle of the screen.


Freddie <~~~ Go, Patriots!!!

Fair warning!

 

[easy-e]

Fred, that dude behind you looks nice. You should introduce yourself and become good friends.

 

[Joe_Jaguar]

Fair warning!

Mr Wilson should ban you.

 

[Cornerman]

Fred, that dude behind you looks nice. You should introduce yourself and become good friends.

I’ve met Keith a few times already!

 

[garczar]

Congrats to those of you who scored ringside seats around the TV table. And, since you’re often shown on screen, let’s Ms. Manners your behavior.

> Food. Don’t, just don’t. Unless you’re a runway model nibbling a celery stick …

> Drink. Fancy a beer? Fine, I might too. But, please, one at a time. Prefer a soda? Sorry, not healthy. (It is encouraging how many people have switched to water over the years.) Bonus tip — if you’re male, don’t use a straw. Real men …

> Attire, headwear division. Caps, whether worn backwards, sideways, forward … guys, take ‘em off indoors. A jaunty fedora earns a pass.

Improving pool for the benefit of humanity,

Sunny

How's this: bite me. Get lost MissManners.