Strong opinion we need the opposite of dress codes.

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jaime_lion

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So I believe we need the opposite of dress codes. What do I mean by this we need to make pool more exciting. Like we should have professionals that get payed money and show up hammered aka drunk to a tournament and get into a few fights and have to be tasered by the police. I mean think about how many tickets we could sell to that. That would make the news and everything.

I mean I would go into a tournament without showering and having eaten garlic and farting allot and break a cue over my knee and yell. The opponent would run away and I would win by default.
 
jaime_lion said:
So I believe we need the opposite of dress codes. What do I mean by this we need to make pool more exciting. Like we should have professionals that get payed money and show up hammered aka drunk to a tournament and get into a few fights and have to be tasered by the police. I mean think about how many tickets we could sell to that. That would make the news and everything.

I mean I would go into a tournament without showering and having eaten garlic and farting allot and break a cue over my knee and yell. The opponent would run away and I would win by default.
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South Dakota is a beautiful state full of ugly people, like jaime_lion
 
Cuedup said:
Strip pool.
Miss a shot, take off a piece of clothing.
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If this becomes a thing, then the table should be wiped down after contact.

some pool players smell bad, I don't want to know how poorly other hygiene habits are.

Most males shave everything?

If no dress code, than at least shaving. Shave your back and chest before strip pool and any lower bits that can be hairy.

Hairy people will have a biological advantage in strip pool
 
Cuedup said:
Strip pool.
Miss a shot, take off a piece of clothing.
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There is an anime called cat planet cuties about some aliens that come to earth. Anywho in one episode they play some earth games like monopoly and twister and such. Well they believe that all the games involve stripping. They even question it but assume it is some earth custom from before we have money. LOL
 
We allready have the opposite of a dress code. Everyone dresses (and behaves) exactly as they please. Raving around shouting slurs -check. Unkempt appearance and shabby clothes - check.

Some do dress well, they also tend to do well with sponsors and respect, and may even be hirable if they choose to exit the game. Some of them even have sponsors outside the pool world. Who'd have known that was even possible. I actually think more people are moving in this direction than the other one. Say what you will about pool players, they know a good hustle when they see it, though it may take them some time;)
 
jaime_lion said:
You are very wrong sir. You are showing your ignorance. South dakota is ugly.
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No ignorance at all, I have spent plenty of time there. Beautiful place.

You are the one showing ignorance, I was making a reference to a famous pool video
 
ideologist said:
No ignorance at all, I have spent plenty of time there. Beautiful place.

You are the one showing ignorance, I was making a reference to a famous pool video
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Earls video? Also maybe it is because I am young or such but I really really do not care for the state. If you are ever at breakroom billiards we should play a game.
 
jimmyco said:
Is there anything you do really care for?

In all my years I've never heard anybody bitch as much as you.
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I love weapons I am a martial artist. I love the lion king. I am a furry. I love geek culture. I would say martial arts is one of the few other things I complain about.

Like I do not agree with the belt system in martial arts and the wearing of a Gi and such. But that complaining is easy to overcome. I can simply practice in my own home with class over zoom or such and find instructors that agree with the no belt and gi and such. I am a nerd / geek would also be something I care about.

The only reason I really stated pool was so I could possibly have something else to do when / if axe throwing place died. And to meet new people and have friends. FYI I am talking real life friends internet friends are not friends.
 
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