Take flat and shove it.

[Mensabum]

He died yrs ago.... Minnesota Flats.

It was all those 'flat as a pancake' at IPOT or IHOP that done him in.

 

[straightline]

"I stacked 'em all."

 

[sjm]

When my music teacher signed my yearbook many moons ago, he wrote:

Don’t B♭ don’t B♯ just B♮

For those who do not read music, that means don’t be flat, don’t be sharp, just be natural.

 

[markjames]

Yeah, some commentators could speak more better. How about "pinching"?

i like the word pinching

you pinch, you change the thing’s shape

make something fit when it looks impossible
or when it shouldn’t fit

like the odd comment about a camel
squeezing through the eye of a needle