Thanks Big Perm

[NewStroke]

I am at home last night watching my tots and practicing a couple shots I am having difficultly with. Barry Manilow is playing in the background and I decide to practice my 9 ball break. I grabbed my phenolic tipped breat cue and let her rip. Given the heart that Barry sings with I hit a rock solid break and cracked the one ball and basically turned the 9 ball to rubble. What pisses me off is that they were my Centennial balls.

One question, should Barry be accountable for getting me new balls or should I have a chat with Mr. Big Perm?

 

[RafaReyes]

So you just wanted us to know that you broke the 1 ball breaking.

Well, congratulations then.

 

[NewStroke]

So you just wanted us to know that you broke the 1 ball breaking.

Well, congratulations then.

No, I am trying to find out how Barry Manilow plays into this whole thing.

 

[Ponytail]

Well..

You broke the rack, and made the one ball fly...
You broke the rack, and made the nine ball diiiiiieeeee.

you broke the rack, you broke the rack.

 

[Big Perm]

Mandy is a much too emotional song to be listening to while working on your break.....this has happened to me hundreds of times....it's expensive, but at least your cue didn't explode....

Keep it on Copa.....it's a bit more lighthearted and will help you avoid the break of destruction.....

Also recommended are Neil Diamond and the Village People....

 

[blah blah]

Dude. You were Seriously Warned about Manilow by Sam Waltz, by me, by Tom in Cincy, and by Tbeaux. You already knew.

Big Perm and Crawfish sing a couple of songs online and what do you do? You run out and break your own equipment.

I'm flabbergasted. Just flabbergasted.

You can try to get another one ball from Perm and The Fish, but do you really trust those guys now? I mean, are you really going to send The Fish (Uh oh- is it The Craw? that doesn't sound right either...), a known cold blooded assassin, your home address for that one ball? Wow.

 

[NewStroke]

Dude. You were Seriously Warned about Manilow by Sam Waltz, by me, by Tom in Cincy, and by Tbeaux. You already knew.

Big Perm and Crawfish sing a couple of songs online and what do you do? You run out and break your own equipment.

I'm flabbergasted. Just flabbergasted.

You can try to get another one ball from Perm and The Fish, but do you really trust those guys now? I mean, are you really going to send The Fish (Uh oh- is it The Craw? that doesn't sound right either...), a known cold blooded assassin, your home address for that one ball? Wow.

I know it's my bad, but now I am hooked on Barry. It's so bad all I can think about is where I can get my next fix. I need some serious help!

 

[blah blah]

I know it's my bad, but now I am hooked on Barry. It's so bad all I can think about is where I can get my next fix. I need some serious help!

Well, His Perminess suggested you keep it light with Copa, mixed with a little Neil Diamond and the Village People. And some strange soul in the first thread suggested Cher...

I think you have a playlist started right there.

Let us know what happens next- I can't look away from a trainwreck, I really can't.

 

[Sam Waltz]

OMG Noooooo!

I know it's my bad, but now I am hooked on Barry. It's so bad all I can think about is where I can get my next fix. I need some serious help!

Your going to have to get yourself into the Manilow rehab center for destructive and abusive addicts like yourself man!!! Don't hesitate!!! All I can tell you is to seek IMMEDIATE help!!! Your allready showing the precursor signs to an full fledged outbreak and I'm here to tell you that the next episode is usually much worse than just some BROKEN BALLS!!! There's no reason to feel embarassed or ashamed of your little problem either, just please get to the clinic ASAP man!!! There's a support network available and no matter what, try to remember that your AZ family will support you and be praying for a quick recovery. Bustin' balls is BAD, please get help NOW!!! :thumbup: