The 10 Pool Commandments

fast&loose designs

fast&loose designs

Chris Santana
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Hey all, just wanted to share this silly nonsense. Something I made on a lazy Sunday. Enjoy!
 

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I break commandment 3....and I'm unrepentant.

I hate golf on a pool or snooker table.:angry:

And I really hate call-shot ten-ball.:angry::angry:

And I'm not too fond of alternate break, either.:(
 
Skyscraper,
I like it!

Previous post gave you a good possibility for a few $$.

A good quality laminated poster in different sizes,,,

good luck
 
Seriously, if you aren't intending on marketing this, if you could make this into a PDF that folks could print, it would be WAY cool....

If you are gonna market it, also very cool, and good luck with it. It is awesome.
 
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pt109 said:
I break commandment 3....and I'm unrepentant.

I hate golf on a pool or snooker table.:angry:

And I really hate call-shot ten-ball.:angry::angry:

And I'm not too fond of alternate break, either.:(
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Man, you're cranky today :)
 
Thanks guys. Should be something cool to post up in your man cave or local pool hall, although it will only be appreciated by players and not bangers!
 
ChicagoRJ said:
Man, you're cranky today :)
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Whaddiya mean 'today'?
I've hated billiards golf all my life.....
...I'd rather look at pictures of my aunt's trip.

And call shots are for placating whiners,......while eliminating a whole bunch of clever
and skillful shots involving multiple choices.

And alternate breaks takes away that 'light at the end of the tunnel' when you're way
behind in a match. If your opponent doesn't get hard-luck or dog his brains out....
....you can't win.
 
If anyone on this thread would like this in high-resolution PDF to print at your local print shop, let me know and I can send it over for free. Printing will be about $45 at 24 x 36. Or I can mail you a rolled print for $35 plus $5 shipping. This way you don't have to deal with the print shop!
 
Moses couldn't have done better...

I am afraid I would have to change number 6 to simply "Thou shalt not jump". If the pool gods had meant the balls to leave the surface of the table, they would have given them wings (or made them out of rubber or something).

I'm a kicker...and proud of it.

(the fact that I can't perform a jump shot to save my life is irrelevant)
 
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