The Boyfriend Application

landshark77

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OK boys, no fighting in Sarah's forum. I still hate internet fighting. And I hate you boys fighting over the girl. If you want Sarah then you must add up, so back again, by popular demand......................................

THE SARAH ROUSEY BOYFRIEND APPLICATION

Name:_______________________________
Birthday:_____________________________
Sex (ah, I have to ask):________________
Profession:___________________________
Highest level of Education completed:________________________________
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say):_____________________
Are you married or already have a significant other?:____________________
Have you ever been married?:____________
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?:________________________________________________________
Do you have a baby's momma?:___________________________________
If yes, how many?:______________________________________________
Are you a baby's momma?:________________________________________
If yes, please do not answer any more questions. Sarah is not
interested in this type of relationship.
Do you pay child support?:_________________________________________
The WHOLE amount?:_____________________________________________
What kind of car do you drive?:_____________________________________
Do you own your home?:___________________________________________
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?:______________________
Do you play pool?:________________________________________________
Do you gamble? (yes pool):________________________________________
Favorite band/singer:_______________________________
Favorite author:___________________________________
Favorite song:_____________________________________
Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?):___________________________
Favorite color:____________________________________
Favorite food:____________________________________
What's your sign?:_________________________________
Are your pants made of mirrors?:______________________
Have you been to Jail?:______________________________
Are you in Jail currently?:____________________________
Less filling or Taste great?:___________________________
Boxers or Briefs?:____________________________________
Have you ever had a mullet?:__________________________
Do you have one currently?:____________________________
Do you have a tattoo?:_________________________________
Where?:__________________________________________________
Of what?:_________________________________________________
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?:_____________________
Who is the hottest WPBA player?:_______________________________
Who is the best WPBA player?:__________________________________
Do you believe in God?:________________________________________
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?:___________________
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring):_______
Are you a drunk?:________________________________________________
Are you drunk now?:_______________________________________________
Describe yourself in 3 words or less:___________________________________
Do you have a stalker personality?:____________________
Are you an asshole?:_________________________

Please post your answers in this thread, as Sarah is too busy playing pool to receive PMs regarding this issue. Please remember that trust is a vital part to a relationship, so please answer honestly. If you try to contact Sarah directly regarding this issue then the stalker answer would be yes.

Good luck!!! I will PM you if Sarah is interested.
 
Just to show that I apologize for deleting this thread (and the fact that I am bored at the moment), I will give it a whirl...



THE SARAH ROUSEY BOYFRIEND APPLICATION

Name:Mike Howerton___________________
Birthday:2-13-66______________________
Sex (ah, I have to ask):Male____________
Profession:Webmaster (and others)_______
Highest level of Education completed:Some Technical School_________
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say):Not much. This is a pool website.
Are you married or already have a significant other?:Yes. S.O._________
Have you ever been married?:Yes________
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?:I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that I might incriminate myself._____
Do you have a baby's momma?:Nope___________________________________
If yes, how many?:______________________________________________
Are you a baby's momma?:Nope. But I am 2 children's Daddy.________________
If yes, please do not answer any more questions. Sarah is not
interested in this type of relationship.
Do you pay child support?:No, I have custody.___________________
The WHOLE amount?:_____________________________________________
What kind of car do you drive?:Ford Contour_________________
Do you own your home?:The mortgage company owns it.__________
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?:Single Family__________
Do you play pool?:depends on who you ask.____________________
Do you gamble? (yes pool):Yes_________________________________
Favorite band/singer:Prince, Seal, Springsteen__________
Favorite author:NA____________________________
Favorite song:Too many to list.____________________________
Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?):NA_________________________
Favorite color:Red_________________________________
Favorite food:Italian________________________________
What's your sign?:Aquarius___________________________
Are your pants made of mirrors?:Hmm, nope._____________
Have you been to Jail?:I refuse to answer that question...._____________
Are you in Jail currently?:define jail____________________
Less filling or Taste great?:Taste Great________________________
Boxers or Briefs?:Boxer________________________________
Have you ever had a mullet?:I refuse to answer that question...______________
Do you have one currently?:Nope________________________
Do you have a tattoo?:Nope_____________________________
Where?:__________________________________________________
Of what?:_________________________________________________
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?:Nope__________________
Who is the hottest WPBA player?:depends on whether Sarah picks me.____
Who is the best WPBA player?:depends on whether Sarah picks me._____
Do you believe in God?:depends on whether Sarah picks me.___________
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?:If it will help.________
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring):Sure, why not._______
Are you a drunk?:Nope__________________________________________
Are you drunk now?:Nope_________________________________________
Describe yourself in 3 words or less:Az House Pro________________
Do you have a stalker personality?:don't ask my first girlfriend.____________________
Are you an asshole?:don't ask my ex-wife._________________________


If Sarah picks me, will she break the news to my current girlfriend?

:p

Mike
 
landshark77 said:
OK boys, no fighting in Sarah's forum. I still hate internet fighting. And I hate you boys fighting over the girl. If you want Sarah then you must add up, so back again, by popular demand......................................

THE SARAH ROUSEY BOYFRIEND APPLICATION

Name:___Jim____________________________
Birthday:_______8-26______________________
Sex (ah, I have to ask):_______M_______
Profession:______Bartender_____________________
Highest level of Education completed:__college degree_________________
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say):____60K+________
Are you married or already have a significant other?:___Not married______
Have you ever been married?:____No________
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?:____________Never_________________________
Do you have a baby's momma?:_______________No way________
If yes, how many?:___________0__________________
Are you a baby's momma?:__________LOL__________________
If yes, please do not answer any more questions. Sarah is not
interested in this type of relationship.
Do you pay child support?:_________Dog support_________________
The WHOLE amount?:___________25lbs bag a month________________
What kind of car do you drive?:__96 ImpalaSS/Harley_____
Do you own your home?:_________Y______________
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?:________2 fam______
Do you play pool?:__________________Not Well___________________
Do you gamble? (yes pool):_________Not Well_________________
Favorite band/singer:_______Billy Joel_______________
Favorite author:___Misty from Idaho (penthouse letters 12/04 issue)_____
Favorite song:______Just the way you are________
Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?):_____My Uncle___________
Favorite color:____________Purple_________________
Favorite food:______Pizza/Pasta_____________
What's your sign?:_____Same as Her's____________
Are your pants made of mirrors?:_____Sometimes_______
Have you been to Jail?:______only for fun__________
Are you in Jail currently?:_____Not tonight________
Less filling or Taste great?:____________Taste great____________
Boxers or Briefs?:_______________Boxer Briefs________________
Have you ever had a mullet?:_________Bald________
Do you have one currently?:_____Trying like hell_____________
Do you have a tattoo?:____________a few_______________
Where?:____________She already knows____________
Of what?:_______see above________
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?:_____only on weekends____
Who is the hottest WPBA player?:______trick question__________
Who is the best WPBA player?:_____Alison_____
Do you believe in God?:________________________________________
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?:_______No_______
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring):_cubic Z
Are you a drunk?:___only when I drink____
Are you drunk now?:________could be a possibility______
Describe yourself in 3 words or less:Cute, Charming
do you have a stalker personality?:___No___
Are you an asshole?:____Yes_____

Please post your answers in this thread, as Sarah is too busy playing pool to receive PMs regarding this issue. Please remember that trust is a vital part to a relationship, so please answer honestly. If you try to contact Sarah directly regarding this issue then the stalker answer would be yes.

Good luck!!! I will PM you if Sarah is interested.
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well since i don't sleep...........i guess i'll be the first to humor an obviously intoxicated landshark.................

Name: VAP
Birthday: um……..young, around sarah’s age
Sex (ah, I have to ask): :rolleyes:
Profession: play pool to much to go to work………
Highest level of Education completed: see above, replace work with school
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say): again refer to question 4
Are you married or already have a significant other?: again refer to question 4.…LOL
Have you ever been married?: nope
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?: I need a definition of cheating here……..
Do you have a baby's momma?: last time I checked…….no……..been a while since I checked
If yes, how many?: see above
Are you a baby's momma?:……………yes…………
If yes, please do not answer any more questions. Sarah is not
interested in this type of relationship.
Do you pay child support?: refer to question 4 about working…….must work to make money
The WHOLE amount?: 23.6 cents
What kind of car do you drive?: 2004 ford ranger
Do you own your home?: yes………
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?: lately………..the truck……..
Do you play pool?: um……..a little
Do you gamble? (yes pool): um………a little (i'll take the 6 and the breaks sarah) :D
Favorite band/singer: ?????
Favorite author: franklin w. Dixon. (author of the hardy boys) says a lot about the last grade level question
Favorite song: not sure, but it probably has the words poor, broke, and dumb in it………
Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?): that’s easy…………Max Eberle……….. :rolleyes:
Favorite color: green$$$$$
Favorite food: lately……….ramen noodle……..
What's your sign?: is this in reference to bill engvall
Are your pants made of mirrors?: depends on who’s looking at em…… :D
Have you been to Jail?: how long do you have to been in to be considered “in jail”
Are you in Jail currently?: only for a little while……..
Less filling or Taste great?: let me check…………..kinda salty……..
Boxers or Briefs?: what day is it?
Have you ever had a mullet?: again………..what day is it?
Do you have one currently?: um…..let me look at my pants
Do you have a tattoo?: yup
Where?: right forearm
Of what?: a large insect……..(scorpion)
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?: actually THEY live with ME……..in the truck
Who is the hottest WPBA player?: that’s easy!!!………fran cri…….er……uh…I mean sarah!!!
Who is the best WPBA player?: another trick question…….
Do you believe in God?: yes
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?: actually a voodoo doll and weja board are involved……..
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring): refer to the question about work………..
Are you a drunk?: actually I like to call it an occasional alcoholic
Are you drunk now?: it just so happens to be an occasion
Describe yourself in 3 words or less: just like the song I made up………poor, broke, dumb
Do you have a stalker personality?: that all depends on if she picks me or not………
Are you an asshole?: I’d like to use my lifeline here regis……….yup, definitely getting a nod from the crowd on this one………..
 
JimBo said:
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Well..............you could possibly be her boyfriend! Have you ever dated a superstar like Sarah? Even once? I mean she's no Tad Hamilton, but still.......

VAP...you may be selected for call backs, LMAO! Please have your audition tape ready. :D
 
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I'm not really applying (too old - maybe could be father/grandfather figure or just friend?), but I'll show you young ones how to properly fill this thing out...

Name: Billy Bob
Birthday: 8-7
Sex: Yes (If I don't have a headache)
Profession: Computer/technical and construction/farm work to get outside/exercise every now and then.

Education completed: 2 years college, also good at learning on my own (don't judge someone by what it says on a piece of paper).

Income: Don't discuss - make enough and live within my means.
Married: Single - no one would put up with incessant pool playing!
Been married?: Yes until she kicked me out and I wasn't doing anything! (Some people say that is why she kicked me out - because I wasn't doing anything...)

Cheated?: Yes, of course.
Baby's momma?: What is a baby's momma?
How many?: ?
Are you a baby's momma?: ?
Do you pay child support?: No
The WHOLE amount?: -
What kind of car do you drive?: Old pick-up truck without air conditioning.
Do you own your home?: Yes along with the bank.
Is it a single wide etc?: Three bedroom house with pool room.
Play pool?: Everyday.
Do you gamble? (yes pool): Yes, pool only.
Favorite band/singer: Shania Twain
Favorite author: James Herriott
Favorite song: Honey I'm home - Shania Twain
Favorite artist?: Monet
Favorite color: Red
Favorite food: Meat and potatoes - hate yuppie/gourmet/upscale restaurant food as I feel it is a rip-off.

What's your sign?: Leo
Pants made of mirrors?: I'm not that type. I wear bluejeans and T-shirts.
Have you been to Jail?: Yes (Silly thing, case was dismissed BTW)
Are you in Jail currently?: No
Less filling or Taste great?: Don't understand question.
Boxers or Briefs?: Briefs
Have you ever had a mullet?: What is a mullet?
Do you have one currently?: ??
Do you have a tattoo?: No - Almost got a dragon tattoo on my arm once, but didn't have the money.
Where?: -
Of what?: -
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?: No
Who is the hottest WPBA player?: I refuse to answer on the grounds it may incriminate me!
Who is the best WPBA player?: Who is best today may not be the best tomorrow.

Do you believe in God?: Yes
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?: I'm praying that I win that tournament tonight!

Will you buy her a diamond?: I spend too much money on pool to afford to do this. Maybe if I won the lottery and she was a *very* good friend. But would rather spend the money on something more practical like a pool table or pool cue. Perhaps a pool cue with diamonds?

Are you a drunk?: No, don't drink alcohol. Did quite a bit in the past though.
Are you drunk now?: No.
Describe yourself in 3 words or less: Sense of Humor
Do you have a stalker personality?: No, I have better things to do like playing pool, so have very little time for stalking.

Are you an asshole?: I can be. Other assholes think I am. Nice people think I am a nice guy. I treat people like they treat me.
 
Billy_Bob said:
I'm not really applying (too old - maybe could be father/grandfather figure or just friend?), but I'll show you young ones how to properly fill this thing out...

Name: Billy Bob
Birthday: 8-7
Sex: Yes (If I don't have a headache)
Profession: Computer/technical and construction/farm work to get outside/exercise every now and then.

Education completed: 2 years college, also good at learning on my own (don't judge someone by what it says on a piece of paper).

Income: Don't discuss - make enough and live within my means.
Married: Single - no one would put up with incessant pool playing!
Been married?: Yes until she kicked me out and I wasn't doing anything! (Some people say that is why she kicked me out - because I wasn't doing anything...)

Cheated?: Yes, of course.
Baby's momma?: What is a baby's momma?
How many?: ?
Are you a baby's momma?: ?
Do you pay child support?: No
The WHOLE amount?: -
What kind of car do you drive?: Old pick-up truck without air conditioning.
Do you own your home?: Yes along with the bank.
Is it a single wide etc?: Three bedroom house with pool room.
Play pool?: Everyday.
Do you gamble? (yes pool): Yes, pool only.
Favorite band/singer: Shania Twain
Favorite author: James Herriott
Favorite song: Honey I'm home - Shania Twain
Favorite artist?: Monet
Favorite color: Red
Favorite food: Meat and potatoes - hate yuppie/gourmet/upscale restaurant food as I feel it is a rip-off.

What's your sign?: Leo
Pants made of mirrors?: I'm not that type. I wear bluejeans and T-shirts.
Have you been to Jail?: Yes (Silly thing, case was dismissed BTW)
Are you in Jail currently?: No
Less filling or Taste great?: Don't understand question.
Boxers or Briefs?: Briefs
Have you ever had a mullet?: What is a mullet?
Do you have one currently?: ??
Do you have a tattoo?: No - Almost got a dragon tattoo on my arm once, but didn't have the money.
Where?: -
Of what?: -
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?: No
Who is the hottest WPBA player?: I refuse to answer on the grounds it may incriminate me!
Who is the best WPBA player?: Who is best today may not be the best tomorrow.

Do you believe in God?: Yes
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?: I'm praying that I win that tournament tonight!

Will you buy her a diamond?: I spend too much money on pool to afford to do this. Maybe if I won the lottery and she was a *very* good friend. But would rather spend the money on something more practical like a pool table or pool cue. Perhaps a pool cue with diamonds?

Are you a drunk?: No, don't drink alcohol. Did quite a bit in the past though.
Are you drunk now?: No.
Describe yourself in 3 words or less: Sense of Humor
Do you have a stalker personality?: No, I have better things to do like playing pool, so have very little time for stalking.

Are you an asshole?: I can be. Other assholes think I am. Nice people think I am a nice guy. I treat people like they treat me.
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ok father time........how much more BORING can you get???

(sorry billy bob, just in a great mood today, and you were the first post i saw :D )

LOL

VAP
 
vapoolplayer said:
ok father time........how much more BORING can you get???
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Hey, hey, hey....no need to get jealous....the more submissions the better chances Sarah will find her Mr. Right. VAP...you are still a strong contender, if you are too busy playing with balls and a stick to make an audition tape, maybe you could post your picture??? I need a bit more to go on. You were kinda vague with your answers.

Billy Bob, you sound like a nice guy but I think there is a generational gap that may affect any relationship from progressing. I mean you don't know what a mullet is or what a baby's momma is. Sorry. :( PLUS...a superstar like my sista
must not be subjected to ridding in any vehicle which does not have air conditioning. What if her palms get sweaty and the cue stick slips during the back swing resulting in a type of miscue?? Ever hear the phrase about messing with a woman scorned???
 
FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY

THE SARAH ROUSEY BOYFRIEND APPLICATION

Name:Dave
Birthday: A long time ago
Sex (ah, I have to ask):Yep
Profession:Got one
Highest level of Education completed:Psych Degree
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say):Enuff

Are you married or already have a significant other?: DARN!

Have you ever been married?:You gonna do a background check?

Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?:Depends on what you definition of "with" is
Do you have a baby's momma?:I've had a few
If yes, how many?:Plead the 5th
Are you a baby's momma?:I hope not
If yes, please do not answer any more questions. Sarah is not
interested in this type of relationship.ok
Do you pay child support?:And how!!!
The WHOLE amount?:The make sure of it!
What kind of car do you drive?:A nice one
Do you own your home?:Not exactly
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?:In the past...all of the above
Do you play pool?:rotflmao...no.. I just started playing yesterday..(evil laugh)
Do you gamble? (yes pool):Not anymore
Favorite band/singer:AC/DC - Celine Dion
Favorite author:Me
Favorite song:Van Halen - Standing on top of the world
Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?):Hank Ketchum
Favorite color:Black
Favorite food:Pizza
What's your sign?:Capricorn
Are your pants made of mirrors?:Lemme check... Nope.
Have you been to Jail?:I used to take people to jail
Are you in Jail currently?:Depends on what you consider jail.
Less filling or Taste great?:Tastes great
Boxers or Briefs?:Today...boxers
Have you ever had a mullet?:Unfortunately
Do you have one currently?:No, I sold it to CJ Wiley
Do you have a tattoo?:Yes
Where?:right arm - left shoulder
Of what?:Umm...a blonde
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?:I love my mom
Who is the hottest WPBA player?:All of them
Who is the best WPBA player?:Sarah!!!
Do you believe in God?:Intensely
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?:I'm praying she has enough sense to run like hell in the other direction(LOL)
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring):I'll buy if she pays
Are you a drunk?:Yes and no...sober 18+ years
Are you drunk now?:I think the effects have all pretty much wore off by now
Describe yourself in 3 words or less:Tall, Dark & Hopeless
Do you have a stalker personality?:Only when I look forward to seeing Gremlin's pictures
Are you an asshole?:(sniff check) No.
 
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landshark77 said:
maybe you could post your picture???
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out of sympathy for computer screens across the world that would crack if i posted my picture on here, i will refrain from doing so. :D
 
vapoolplayer said:
out of sympathy for computer screens across the world that would crack if i posted my picture on here, i will refrain from doing so. :D
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Huh, are you really that ugly or are you making that up??? I'll sign a disclaimer saying that you are not liable for my computer screen. I need to see a pic so I can tell if you are good enough to advance to the next level...it's not like you have money on your side! LOL! :p

Comon' boys...don't be shy!
 
Blackjack said:
Are you married or already have a significant other?: DARN!

Have you ever been married?:You gonna do a background check?

Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?:Depends on what you definition of "with" is
Do you have a baby's momma?:I've had a few
If yes, how many?:Plead the 5th

Who is the hottest WPBA player?:All of them
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These are concerning answers. It seems that you have a bit of a play boy personality. Work on changing that, then contact me, I will not hook my sista up with someone who has a high probability of breaking her heart. :(

And AzHousePro...same goes for you.....

I'll give you guys a hint....don't reply if you are currently in a relationship! My sista deserves to be treated like a queen, not a weekend princess!!!
 
Jimbo-

I should have been clear...you are dealing with a blonde....I JUST now realized that you actually submitted an application, LOL! You too are in the running. Please submit a photo. The fact that Sarah has met you means nothing; a photo is still needed so side by side comparisons can be done. However, a few things are not in your favor. Your gross annual income seems nice; however, you are reluctant to buy my superstar sista a REAL diamond. This leads me to believe you are cheap. :o I am also concerned by the fact that you are TRYING to grow a mullet. Montel made bald sexy. I have yet to meet any woman who thinks that Joe Dirt is the next Brad Pitt. By finishing the following sentence I will be able to evaluate your profile more accordingly:

I hope you know CPR because_______________________________

Please note that should you win, Skittles will be banned from the desert menu. :(
 

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landshark,

well i think i was the first one to fill this out,,,, but i myself sent this straight to Sarah lol, in a PM lol it only took 3 of them. i guess you will just hafta ask her about it if she has read it yet.


Now how do i send her a pic of myself lol.


Dave and by the way i am 28
 
StormHotRod300 said:
landshark,

well i think i was the first one to fill this out,,,, but i myself sent this straight to Sarah lol, in a PM lol it only took 3 of them. i guess you will just hafta ask her about it if she has read it yet.


Now how do i send her a pic of myself lol.


Dave and by the way i am 28
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Hey Dave :)

Did you answer yes to the stalker question?? :eek: LOL!

You're not cute enough to post it here? :confused: :confused:
 
sarah is ssooooo hot !!

THE SARAH ROUSEY BOYFRIEND APPLICATION

Name: matt d.
Birthday: 10/06/1980
Sex (ah, I have to ask): not on the first date
Profession: Kitchen Designer and deuce bigalo wannabe !!
Highest level of Education completed: Batch. Degree
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say): you got change for a dollar ??
Are you married or already have a significant other?: nope
Have you ever been married?: hhhmmmmmm...no
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?: hell no
Do you have a baby's momma?: not last time i checked
If yes, how many?:
Are you a baby's momma?: nope
If yes, please do not answer any more questions. Sarah is not
interested in this type of relationship.
Do you pay child support?:
The WHOLE amount?:
What kind of car do you drive?: a fast one
Do you own your home?: no
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?: the smallest appt youve ever seen ..............
Do you play pool?: i wouldn't call it playing........
Do you gamble? (yes pool): i loose a lot..... :-)
Favorite band/singer: Staind or Breaking Benjamin
Favorite author: Who writes Billiards Digest??
Favorite song: Blow me away or cold
Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?): ??
Favorite color: Blue
Favorite food: Asian
Are your pants made of mirrors?:umm...no
Have you been to Jail?: i visited there once...no.....
Are you in Jail currently?: i feel like it......
Less filling or Taste great?: taste great
Boxers or Briefs?: commando
Have you ever had a mullet?: no but i thought about it......
Do you have a tattoo?: no
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?: my roomate is worse.....
Who is the hottest WPBA player?:SARAH ROUSEY
Do you believe in God?:depends
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?: :-) is that a trick question??
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring): how bout' a ring pop ??
Are you a drunk?: no
Are you drunk now?: no
Describe yourself in 3 words or less: my mom told me i was a little shit...do those 2 count??
Do you have a stalker personality?: no
Are you an asshole?: this is trick question..............

:D :D :D

i think i might have a pic here somewhere???
 
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THE SARAH ROUSEY BOYFRIEND APPLICATION

Name:______TC_________________________
Birthday:____Monday, January 1972_________________________
Sex (ah, I have to ask):_Never tired that before, saving it for the right person._______________
Profession:____I am retired_______________________
Highest level of Education completed:__No very high, only a master______________________________
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say):___I have to ask my accountant__________________
Are you married or already have a significant other?:____no________________
Have you ever been married?:_____no_______
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?:__I have never been in any relationship, saving it for the right person______________________________________________________
Do you have a baby's momma?:__I guess not_________________________________
If yes, how many?:______________________________________________
Are you a baby's momma?:________________________________________
If yes, please do not answer any more questions. Sarah is not
interested in this type of relationship.
Do you pay child support?:_I will pay but I do not need to now________________________________________
The WHOLE amount?:__of course if i have to___________________________________________
What kind of car do you drive?:___I drive a fast one, a luxury one, and a SUV.__________________________________
Do you own your home?:________yes___________________________________
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?:___two family homes, what is a single wide?___________________
Do you play pool?:____not really, but i like to watch____________________________________________
Do you gamble? (yes pool):___nop_____________________________________
Favorite band/singer:_____i don't like music__________________________
Favorite author:________i dont read___________________________
Favorite song:________i dont sing_____________________________
Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?):___i dont like painting________________________
Favorite color:____________gold_______________________
Favorite food:_I can eat cheap and expensive, it is the company, not the food that makes my day___________________________________
What's your sign?:_____pis somehting, the one with the two fish____________________________
Are your pants made of mirrors?:___let me put them on first, just kidding, not sure why you asked that, but no.___________________
Have you been to Jail?:_________no_____________________
Are you in Jail currently?:_______no_____________________
Less filling or Taste great?:no idea what you are asking, but everyone answered taste great, so taste great it is___________________________
Boxers or Briefs?:__i dont watch boxing__________________________________
Have you ever had a mullet?:_i am still trying to find out what you are asking, does Sarah like a mullet?_________________________
Do you have one currently?:____I can try to get one, where and how?________________________
Do you have a tattoo?:_____no____________________________
Where?:__________________________________________________
Of what?:_________________________________________________
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?:__they live in one of the two houses, I live in my own house___________________
Who is the hottest WPBA player?:_Jeanette Lee______________________________
Who is the best WPBA player?:___Karen Corr_______________________________
Do you believe in God?:_______yes_________________________________
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?:God works in mysterious ways,u never know, she might be praying for me now___________________
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring): Of course, I like Jacob, hope she does too_______
Are you a drunk?:_______never in my life_________________________________________
Are you drunk now?:_______________________________________________
Describe yourself in 3 words or less:_the best choice__________________________________
Do you have a stalker personality?:__I have two bodyguards to stop my stalkers__________________
Are you an asshole?:__of course not, u are so gross_______________________

Please post your answers in this thread, as Sarah is too busy playing pool to receive PMs regarding this issue. Please remember that trust is a vital part to a relationship, so please answer honestly. If you try to contact Sarah directly regarding this issue then the stalker answer would be yes.

Good luck!!! I will PM you if Sarah is interested.
 
turquoisecrazy said:
THE SARAH ROUSEY BOYFRIEND APPLICATION

Name:______TC_________________________
Birthday:____Monday, January 1972_________________________
Sex (ah, I have to ask):_Never tired that before, saving it for the right person._______________
Profession:____I am retired_______________________
Highest level of Education completed:__No very high, only a master______________________________
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say):___I have to ask my accountant__________________
Are you married or already have a significant other?:____no________________
Have you ever been married?:_____no_______
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?:__I have never been in any relationship, saving it for the right person______________________________________________________
Do you have a baby's momma?:__I guess not_________________________________
If yes, how many?:______________________________________________
Are you a baby's momma?:________________________________________
If yes, please do not answer any more questions. Sarah is not
interested in this type of relationship.
Do you pay child support?:_I will pay but I do not need to now________________________________________
The WHOLE amount?:__of course if i have to___________________________________________
What kind of car do you drive?:___I drive a fast one, a luxury one, and a SUV.__________________________________
Do you own your home?:________yes___________________________________
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?:___two family homes, what is a single wide?___________________
Do you play pool?:____not really, but i like to watch____________________________________________
Do you gamble? (yes pool):___nop_____________________________________
Favorite band/singer:_____i don't like music__________________________
Favorite author:________i dont read___________________________
Favorite song:________i dont sing_____________________________
Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?):___i dont like painting________________________
Favorite color:____________gold_______________________
Favorite food:_I can eat cheap and expensive, it is the company, not the food that makes my day___________________________________
What's your sign?:_____pis somehting, the one with the two fish____________________________
Are your pants made of mirrors?:___let me put them on first, just kidding, not sure why you asked that, but no.___________________
Have you been to Jail?:_________no_____________________
Are you in Jail currently?:_______no_____________________
Less filling or Taste great?:no idea what you are asking, but everyone answered taste great, so taste great it is___________________________
Boxers or Briefs?:__i dont watch boxing__________________________________
Have you ever had a mullet?:_i am still trying to find out what you are asking, does Sarah like a mullet?_________________________
Do you have one currently?:____I can try to get one, where and how?________________________
Do you have a tattoo?:_____no____________________________
Where?:__________________________________________________
Of what?:_________________________________________________
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?:__they live in one of the two houses, I live in my own house___________________
Who is the hottest WPBA player?:_Jeanette Lee______________________________
Who is the best WPBA player?:___Karen Corr_______________________________
Do you believe in God?:_______yes_________________________________
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?:God works in mysterious ways,u never know, she might be praying for me now___________________
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring): Of course, I like Jacob, hope she does too_______
Are you a drunk?:_______never in my life_________________________________________
Are you drunk now?:_______________________________________________
Describe yourself in 3 words or less:_the best choice__________________________________
Do you have a stalker personality?:__I have two bodyguards to stop my stalkers__________________
Are you an asshole?:__of course not, u are so gross_______________________

Please post your answers in this thread, as Sarah is too busy playing pool to receive PMs regarding this issue. Please remember that trust is a vital part to a relationship, so please answer honestly. If you try to contact Sarah directly regarding this issue then the stalker answer would be yes.

Good luck!!! I will PM you if Sarah is interested.
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Turquoisecrazy...you've got to be kidding me right?? :confused: I think you are a player. First, you are in your 30's, yet you have not been in a relationship?? If this is true then that is a HUGE indicator that something is wrong, either in the attitude or looks department. You also indicate that you have alot of money and material possessions. This means you work too much and may not have time to give my sista the attention she so deserves. Plus you indicate that you don't play pool nor do you gamble on pool, so I have to ask why are you here? You indicate that you do not like any form of the arts, which means you have zero personality. And the most ALARMING factor is that you just hit on me last week in the main forum, then had the nerve to come here and hit on my sista in her forum. THAT is not cool. There for I have no other options than to nix your application. I just don't see how you can be good for my sista when you have proved you are not trust worthy all ready. I'll tell you what, when you have that mullet go ahead and post your picture. If Sarah is still available I will re-consider your application. Until then it is being dismissed with prejudice. I, however, will be monitoring you around the forums. If I see anything that I find will not be to the benefit of my sista, your application will be immediately destroyed. There is nothing worse than an untrustable man, LMAO!!!
 
landshark77 said:
Jimbo-


I hope you know CPR because_If I ever grew a mullet you'd need to use it to bring Sarah back to use from laughing too hard___

Please note that should you win, Skittles will be banned from the desert menu. :(
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The last night we spent together she didn't seem to mind Skittles.

Jim
 
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