The Boyfriend Application

catscradle said:
I'm much too old and married for the dear lass, but I may forward this to one or more of my sons.

1. Artist (yeah a painter) - 26 (in 6 days) - MFA from Northwestern.
2. Art dealer and artist - 26 (in 6 days) - BFA (or was it a BA) from Fordham. Lives in Palm Beach, FL and has orders to married a rich woman regardless of age or condition.
3. IT desktop support - 23 - BS from UMass Amherst - tall and thin.
4. College senior - 21 - forget him has a girlfriend.

1 & 2 depending on angle look like Corey Duell, Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, or none of the preceding.
There picture (3 or 4 years old) is at www.s-c-ellis.com.

Sarah will have to understand that she'll probably need to increase her income to support one of my sons, God knows I had to.
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Thank you for thinking of your sons, Catscradle. They are very cute. I hope that they decide to submit an application. :) However, I am concerned that you would want a woman to support your son. It may not be the 50's, but I believe the man should support the woman and not vise versa. I think society has developed an acceptance that men can be deadbeats. (I will not argue politics here.) This is not acceptable for my sista. If this particular son of yours is chosen, I will advise my sista on a prenup should nuptials take place. I am gonna go ahead and assume his answer to the diamond question is no??

Yes, if the 21 year old is already in a relationship, I will pass on his application.

Why are the others single?? :confused:
 
christyd said:
Ok Landshark
Problematic............from Georgia........and messed up..........still a winner!
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You're not trying to slide in on Sarah's action are you?? :confused:
 
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Well Landshark I'm disappointed in you!! You know me better than that..........just trying to help.........lol
 
turquoisecrazy said:
Did something for fun under $50 just now. I sent a donation of $49 to a diabetic association, does that count?
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I like you Turquoisecrazy....I don't know why, but I do. Thank you for posting the pictures. I can not imagine how throwing money around is fun though. Maybe you should hold a benefit for the diabetic association?? If you were to hold a benefit, what would it consist of?
 
landshark77 said:
Upon meeting a lady, the best way to impress her and get her to notice you is:
A. Offer to buy her a drink
B. Use a pick up line from the internet
C. Shake her hand then hold it for an unnecessary amount of time, while gazing into her eyes.
D. Introduce your self by saying. "Hi, my name is Kenny...you are??"
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E. Have a friend call you just as you walk up to lady. Answer your cell phone. Say into your phone; "Yes this is Dr. Jones.... Yes... Yes... Go ahead and start an IV drip with Ringers Lactate and D5W. OK, Bye." (Lady's eyes will instantly look like this ($) ($)...)

F. If she is a college sorority girl, tell her you are a member of the fraternity "Tapa Kega Day" or "I Felta Thi".
 
landshark77 said:
I like you Turquoisecrazy....I don't know why, but I do. Thank you for posting the pictures. I can not imagine how throwing money around is fun though. Maybe you should hold a benefit for the diabetic association?? If you were to hold a benefit, what would it consist of?
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I like you too. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH YOU HAVE JUST MADE MY DAY!!!

I have never made a single dime of donation before but since Sarah is diabetic, I think it is a good idea to help those whom she can relate to. It is a nice feeling to help other people, I would not call that throwing money away.

I do not have a clue what " hold a benefit" is about...you are not going to give me strike three if I ask you, are you?
 
This is my favorite art.
 

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BTW - You're not asking if the guys would mind losing pool games to a woman time and time again. Or for that matter, would be able to lose time and time again to anyone, and still be willing to play them.... If they would prefer to play someone better than themselves, or would prefer to win most of the time.

And a bit of "grandfatherly" advice...

You don't know someone until you have known them for 7 years.

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A relationship is never 50% / 50%. Sometimes one person can only contribute 30%, the other 70%. Then it can switch.
 
This is a great thread (lmao) Turq after reading more of your post's i changed
my mind you should be the 1 applicant
 
christyd said:
Well Landshark I'm disappointed in you!! You know me better than that..........just trying to help.........lol
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I didn't think you were tryin' to slide in, but I wasn't too sure...a woman can never fully trust another woman when it comes to boys. :(
 
Rosco and Riegler...

I would also encourage you both to submit your applications here. If for whatever reason you are not interested, please save your opinions on this mater until I open voting up to the forum members, LOL! ;)
 
Billy_Bob said:
BTW - You're not asking if the guys would mind losing pool games to a woman time and time again. Or for that matter, would be able to lose time and time again to anyone, and still be willing to play them.... If they would prefer to play someone better than themselves, or would prefer to win most of the time.

And a bit of "grandfatherly" advice...

You don't know someone until you have known them for 7 years.

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A relationship is never 50% / 50%. Sometimes one person can only contribute 30%, the other 70%. Then it can switch.
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OK boys Billy Bob has a point. VAP, 6ballkid, Turquoisecrazy, Stormhotrod, Kenny, and JimBo, please answer Billy Bob's question. Please be honest. Thank you. :)

I am sorry that your application wasn't chosen to be forwarded.

Kenny, I am still in limbo about your application. You have alot of questions to answer, LOL!
 
the6ballkid said:
SHARK-----> yeah....why not?
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You are a VERY strong candidate. However, before I forward your application I really need that picture of your dad and I need you to answer Billy Bob's question and the question I directed towards you earlier about Wayne Swain. If the answers to those questions are satisfactory and you submit a pic of your pops your application will be forwarded to the next level for sure and then the forum members can vote to see if you are one of the two people whose application gets forwarded to Sarah. Thanx. :)
 
turquoisecrazy said:
It is not "scaring my competition" either, what makes you think Matt would not like to go out with you, what makes you think he would be scared of the idea of you keeping his application? I would never be scared if you want to keep my application all for yourself, which seems to me like what you are trying to do right now... ;)
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I do not want to keep any application for myself, even yours. I am saying 6ballkid would be scared because he applied to be Sarah's boyfriend, not mine. How would you like it if you applied for a job like being an accountant and then when you got to work you found out you were hired as the toilet scrubber? It is not right when people get slided. I am totally honest. I would never slide him...even if he did want to go out with me. However, if he was seeking to date me, then he never should have applied to be my sista's boyfriend. I am not into that. That is called being an asshole. I also would like you to please limit your flirting with me. I am not flirting with you, and it won't look good when Sarah sees your application. Just a heads up!

BTW, in the picture that you posted it looks like you are at an airport or bus station. Where are you going and what are you carrying???
 
turquoisecrazy said:
I have never made a single dime of donation before but since Sarah is diabetic, I think it is a good idea to help those whom she can relate to. It is a nice feeling to help other people, I would not call that throwing money away.

I do not have a clue what " hold a benefit" is about...you are not going to give me strike three if I ask you, are you?
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Oh, I think you are confused. I do not think that donating money is throwing it away. I meant throwing it around...meaning that you think all troubles can be solved with money. That you can get anything you want because you have money. You can not buy people and relationships. And you can not buy fun. Not real fun. You should always donate a portion of your income to something that you are passionate about. I hope you did this because you are a good person and not just to impress a girl. And yes, helping people can make one feel good. Maybe you found yourself a hobby??

A benefit is away to raise money for a charity. The Jack and Jill thread you were talking about was a benefit. Basically it is away to have fun and raise money for a cause at the same time. Kinda like a tax free party, LOL. What would you do for a benefit??

BTW, I liked your art. I am glad to see that you are becoming more interested in the arts. There is some great stuff out there! Check out Salvador Dali….he is the best, IMO.
 
Since all of the guys are obviously stuck to this thread, haha, anyone here know how to change a flat tire??

Not to say any girl is not capable of this, cause we SO ARE, but we'd rather just have you do it, anyway!

I've got this little go-cart, and I ran over a nail, when I was racing away through a no-tresspassing zone...so...anyway..

Tea?

ha ha, keep it going landshark, nice thread, but the HA HA's are fading. Better get out the RB's

Dea
 
Deanna Michelle said:
ha ha, keep it going landshark, nice thread, but the HA HA's are fading. Better get out the RB's
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Uh, my sista's love life is no laughing matter. :rolleyes: Please do not try and hijack this thread to suit your own needs. I am trying to find Sarah a BOYFRIEND! You are just jealous that she isn't seeking a "life partner", LOL!
 
landshark77 said:
Uh, my sista's love life is no laughing matter. :rolleyes: Please do not try and hijack this thread to suit your own needs. I am trying to find Sarah a BOYFRIEND! You are just jealous that she isn't seeking a "life partner", LOL!
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Hey hey now, no need to show claws :o , and have your RB's in a wad!! lol.

Sarah knows I'm not seeking a "life partner", and YOU know that as well! So stop saying that, gb! :eek:

Dea :D
 
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