turquoisecrazy
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riegler99 said:
You have great taste...
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The Boyfriend Application
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You have great taste...turquoisecrazy
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1pRoscoe said:
Wait till you get to know me better, my friend..
I would offer to buy some cues from you but landshark here will say I am trying to throw money around...tough to be a nice guy...
turquoisecrazy
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landshark77 said:OK boys Billy Bob has a point. VAP, 6ballkid, Turquoisecrazy, Stormhotrod, Kenny, and JimBo, please answer Billy Bob's question. Please be honest. Thank you.
I am sorry that your application wasn't chosen to be forwarded.
Kenny, I am still in limbo about your application. You have alot of questions to answer, LOL!
Please, no strike three, please...OK...I am not joking here, and I am not trying to flirt with you........but what is the question that I a supposed to answer?
turquoisecrazy
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landshark77 said:
Becoming your BF is an honor, it is not toilet scrubber...I think it is more like becoming the partner of the firm.
I am sorry, when did I flirt with you? honey?
What about the picture of the butt? You do not need that from the others? Why? I showed them mine....now it is time for them to show me theirs...
I was in the airport, but I was not holding anything...I am the guy in the background with the glasses!
I am just kidding... No no no...Ok, I was there to meet some my friend for a little visit and I was carrying a box of chocolate and my cue with me. I was flying from LA to Japan.
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turquoisecrazy
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landshark77 said:
Thank you for the patience. You are so kind and nice. I really appreciate that. I feel like you really care about if I understand your post and it is making me feel very special. You are such a caring person.
I would do a diabetic thing fo rbeneift. I think Sarah can come and she will have a great time.
Do you like my art, that was me in the costume. Seriously.
turquoisecrazy
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landshark77 said:You are a VERY strong candidate. However, before I forward your application I really need that picture of your dad and I need you to answer Billy Bob's question and the question I directed towards you earlier about Wayne Swain. If the answers to those questions are satisfactory and you submit a pic of your pops your application will be forwarded to the next level for sure and then the forum members can vote to see if you are one of the two people whose application gets forwarded to Sarah. Thanx.
ok.........here's pops
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my bad wrong pic..........
ok.........here's pops with my nephew lucas........
to answer your question about Swain..............come on.......she should go....why would i get upity about a gf taking a road trip........(unless there were more problemimatic Kuntry' folk out there )
and i don't understand billy bobs question but here goes.......call me an old-fashioned country boy, but i strongly believe that you get what you put in to things and i don't do anything half-ass (well maybe a few...). A relationship is 50 - 50 and if you relate it to pool...i've won some games, but i have had quite a few racks run on me too.........true, it's not always 50 - 50 everybody runs into that......if everyrelationship was 50 - 50 all the time, it would be boring
wow......it's been a long night..........
ok.........here's pops with my nephew lucas........
to answer your question about Swain..............come on.......she should go....why would i get upity about a gf taking a road trip........(unless there were more problemimatic Kuntry' folk out there
) and i don't understand billy bobs question but here goes.......call me an old-fashioned country boy, but i strongly believe that you get what you put in to things and i don't do anything half-ass (well maybe a few...). A relationship is 50 - 50 and if you relate it to pool...i've won some games, but i have had quite a few racks run on me too.........true, it's not always 50 - 50 everybody runs into that......if everyrelationship was 50 - 50 all the time, it would be boring
wow......it's been a long night..........
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press release
out of smypathy for the other applicants i am officially withdrawing my application. i know this may come as a great dissapointment to sarah........but i have the other applicants best interest in mind.......as i am saving them tons of money in psychiatric care if i were to stay in this running and win by a landslide.........as the rejection could prove too much for them.........thank you and good luck to all the applicants.
(disclaimer: the above posted is all bullshit.......i'm just too lazy and too busy playing pool to post my picture)
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VAP
out of smypathy for the other applicants i am officially withdrawing my application. i know this may come as a great dissapointment to sarah........but i have the other applicants best interest in mind.......as i am saving them tons of money in psychiatric care if i were to stay in this running and win by a landslide.........as the rejection could prove too much for them.........thank you and good luck to all the applicants.
(disclaimer: the above posted is all bullshit.......i'm just too lazy and too busy playing pool to post my picture)
thanks
VAP
Hope it's not too late for one more! I was deciding if I wanted to throw this out here!
THE SARAH ROUSEY BOYFRIEND APPLICATION
Name:__________Mike_____________________
Birthday:___________4-21-1980__________________
Sex (ah, I have to ask):_____whenever___________
Profession:______Music Education/Professional Musician_
Highest level of Education completed:_____________College___________________
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say):_Tough to say..education and all...20-25,000ish, maybe more..gigs and all
Are you married or already have a significant other?: nope
Have you ever been married?:_almost
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?:no
Do you have a baby's momma?:______not that I'm aware of...NO
If yes, how many?:______________________________________________
Are you a baby's momma?:not to the best of my knowledge
If yes, please do not answer any more questions. Sarah is not
interested in this type of relationship.
Do you pay child support?:_________________________________________
The WHOLE amount?:_____________________________________________
What kind of car do you drive?:____Chevy.....
Do you own your home?:________not yet, but soon
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?:______________________
Do you play pool?:yeah, that's why I'm on this site!
Do you gamble? (yes pool):not much
Favorite band/singer: Billy Joel, Lionel Ritchie, Elton John
Favorite author: Kurt Vonnegut
Favorite song:Just the Way You Are- Billy Joel, Ceora-Lee Morgan(Jazz)
Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?): Michelangelo
Favorite color:blue
Favorite food: Maccaroni and Cheese with mashed potato sammiches!
What's your sign?: TAURUS
Are your pants made of mirrors?:no...occasionally denim though
Have you been to Jail?:nope
Are you in Jail currently?: nope
Less filling or Taste great?:both
Boxers or Briefs?: boxers
Have you ever had a mullet?: no, but MacGuyver had one
Do you have one currently?: nope
Do you have a tattoo?:no
Where?:__________________________________________________
Of what?:_________________________________________________
Who is the hottest WPBA player?:ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE SARAH ROUSEY
Who is the best WPBA player?:SARAH ROUSEY
Do you believe in God?: sometimes
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?:no, just hoping for a chance!
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring):I'll do my best to get her anything her heart desires
Are you a drunk?:no..wouldn't want anyone to say "I'm a pomeranian"(while squishing their face!)
Are you drunk now?:still no
Describe yourself in 3 words or less: let's have fun
Do you have a stalker personality?: don't think so
Are you an asshole?: no. totally nice guy
For the record, I give AWESOME back-rubs. Ones that cannot be topped. I do enjoy going to movies, reading, golf, pool (of course), music (duh!)(I have a sample cd of my stuff if that helps), singing, martial arts, meditation, travel, baseball (White Sox specifically), just got into paintings, writing music.
I know this is a few days late, but let me see if I can compare with who you've got.
THE SARAH ROUSEY BOYFRIEND APPLICATION
Name:__________Mike_____________________
Birthday:___________4-21-1980__________________
Sex (ah, I have to ask):_____whenever___________
Profession:______Music Education/Professional Musician_
Highest level of Education completed:_____________College___________________
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say):_Tough to say..education and all...20-25,000ish, maybe more..gigs and all
Are you married or already have a significant other?: nope
Have you ever been married?:_almost
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?:no
Do you have a baby's momma?:______not that I'm aware of...NO
If yes, how many?:______________________________________________
Are you a baby's momma?:not to the best of my knowledge
If yes, please do not answer any more questions. Sarah is not
interested in this type of relationship.
Do you pay child support?:_________________________________________
The WHOLE amount?:_____________________________________________
What kind of car do you drive?:____Chevy.....
Do you own your home?:________not yet, but soon
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?:______________________
Do you play pool?:yeah, that's why I'm on this site!
Do you gamble? (yes pool):not much
Favorite band/singer: Billy Joel, Lionel Ritchie, Elton John
Favorite author: Kurt Vonnegut
Favorite song:Just the Way You Are- Billy Joel, Ceora-Lee Morgan(Jazz)
Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?): Michelangelo
Favorite color:blue
Favorite food: Maccaroni and Cheese with mashed potato sammiches!
What's your sign?: TAURUS
Are your pants made of mirrors?:no...occasionally denim though
Have you been to Jail?:nope
Are you in Jail currently?: nope
Less filling or Taste great?:both
Boxers or Briefs?: boxers
Have you ever had a mullet?: no, but MacGuyver had one
Do you have one currently?: nope
Do you have a tattoo?:no
Where?:__________________________________________________
Of what?:_________________________________________________
Who is the hottest WPBA player?:ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE SARAH ROUSEY
Who is the best WPBA player?:SARAH ROUSEY
Do you believe in God?: sometimes
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?:no, just hoping for a chance!
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring):I'll do my best to get her anything her heart desires
Are you a drunk?:no..wouldn't want anyone to say "I'm a pomeranian"(while squishing their face!)
Are you drunk now?:still no
Describe yourself in 3 words or less: let's have fun
Do you have a stalker personality?: don't think so
Are you an asshole?: no. totally nice guy
For the record, I give AWESOME back-rubs. Ones that cannot be topped. I do enjoy going to movies, reading, golf, pool (of course), music (duh!)(I have a sample cd of my stuff if that helps), singing, martial arts, meditation, travel, baseball (White Sox specifically), just got into paintings, writing music.
I know this is a few days late, but let me see if I can compare with who you've got.
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landshark77 said:Thank you for thinking of your sons, Catscradle. They are very cute. I hope that they decide to submit an application.
There is always the possibility that one of my starving artists sons could be the next Picasso, in which case she'd be in fat city. However, the odds are that they will remain starving artists, even though they are very good artists. The middle one, who might actually be 24 now that I think about it (how long's John Lennon been dead? that's how old he is), does have a job. And the 21 year old claims he is going to be rich someday.
not be the 50's, but I believe the man should support the woman and not vise versa. I think society has developed an acceptance that men can be deadbeats. (I will not argue politics here.) This is not acceptable for my sista. If this particular son of yours is chosen, I will advise my sista on a prenup should nuptials take place. I am gonna go ahead and assume his answer to the diamond question is no??
Yes, if the 21 year old is already in a relationship, I will pass on his application.
Why are the others single??
Blackhearted women broke their hearts, they have sworn off women for the time being, but I believe Sarah has the cure for that. However, reading the rest of the posts I fear they are running out of time to get their applications in.
My wife does have an ultimate out to them, she wants a grandchild by the time the oldest are 30. I'd just like one before I'm in the ground.
THE SARAH ROUSEY BOYFRIEND APPLICATION
Name: Roy
Birthday: 8/28/82
Sex (ah, I have to ask): Male
Profession: Air Force / Intel System Administrator
Highest level of Education completed: High School + 50 credits...
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say): 35,000ish
Are you married or already have a significant other?: No
Have you ever been married?: No
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?: No
Do you have a baby's momma?: No
What kind of car do you drive?: 2004 Mazda 6
Do you own your home?: Yes
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?: 2 Bedroom house with basement for my pool table
Do you play pool?: Yeah just a little
Do you gamble? (yes pool): Yup
Favorite band/singer: White Stripes
Favorite author: Robert Byrnes
Favorite song: Can't single one out
Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?):Van Gogh
Favorite color: Color of money
Favorite food: Steak & Potatoes
What's your sign?: Virgo
Are your pants made of mirrors?: Uhh no
Have you been to Jail?: Yes
Are you in Jail currently?: No
Less filling or Taste great?: Great taste...
Boxers or Briefs?: Boxers
Have you ever had a mullet?: No
Do you have a tattoo?: No
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?: No but if they fell on hard times I'd let him live in my garage
Who is the hottest WPBA player?: That is a trick question.
Who is the best WPBA player?: Fisher/Corr toss up.
Do you believe in God?: Most of the time
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?: No
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring): There is always a possibility.
Are you a drunk?: Just some weekends
Are you drunk now?: No
Describe yourself in 3 words or less: Inadequate in everyway
Do you have a stalker personality?: Well I am the opposite of Gremlin if that answers your question
Are you an asshole?: I've been called that, but I have also been called a nice guy more often
Name: Roy
Birthday: 8/28/82
Sex (ah, I have to ask): Male
Profession: Air Force / Intel System Administrator
Highest level of Education completed: High School + 50 credits...
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say): 35,000ish
Are you married or already have a significant other?: No
Have you ever been married?: No
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?: No
Do you have a baby's momma?: No
What kind of car do you drive?: 2004 Mazda 6
Do you own your home?: Yes
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?: 2 Bedroom house with basement for my pool table
Do you play pool?: Yeah just a little
Do you gamble? (yes pool): Yup
Favorite band/singer: White Stripes
Favorite author: Robert Byrnes
Favorite song: Can't single one out
Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?):Van Gogh
Favorite color: Color of money
Favorite food: Steak & Potatoes
What's your sign?: Virgo
Are your pants made of mirrors?: Uhh no
Have you been to Jail?: Yes
Are you in Jail currently?: No
Less filling or Taste great?: Great taste...
Boxers or Briefs?: Boxers
Have you ever had a mullet?: No
Do you have a tattoo?: No
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?: No but if they fell on hard times I'd let him live in my garage
Who is the hottest WPBA player?: That is a trick question.
Who is the best WPBA player?: Fisher/Corr toss up.
Do you believe in God?: Most of the time
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?: No
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring): There is always a possibility.
Are you a drunk?: Just some weekends
Are you drunk now?: No
Describe yourself in 3 words or less: Inadequate in everyway
Do you have a stalker personality?: Well I am the opposite of Gremlin if that answers your question
Are you an asshole?: I've been called that, but I have also been called a nice guy more often
turquoisecrazy said:
Ok first off Peter (that is your name isn't it?) I will not strike three you UNLESS you start trying to pick a fight with the other applicants. You may feel free to ask anything else with out fear of retribution. The question you are supposed to answer is:
Billy_Bob said:
turquoisecrazy said:
I dunno, it just seems like you are flirting with me...are you one of those guys that call everyone honey and ask all females to see their pictures? Do you also all ways insinuate that you would be happy to have someone else as your girlfriend even though you have an application pending to become someone else's boyfriend??
Another question I have for you based on what I have learned in your application and around the forums is if Sarah, Jennifer Chen, and Jeanette Lee all wanted you to be their boyfriend....who would you pick??
I do not think a picture of anyone's butt in necessary. If you would like to post more of yours then that is fine by me, but I will not request it. I think my sista should be able to discover some things on her own.
I do admit that I enjoy your humor...you actually made me laugh...
I am, however, confused about the picture of you at the airport. That is one big box of chocolates and I thought you said you did not play pool...why do you have a cue?? And furthermore, if you would like to buy a cue from Roscoe then that is cool, I just don't understand why a non-player like yourself needs another cue.
All men are slobs unless you are Danny Tanner. And Danny Tanner ain't for my sista, LOL!1pRoscoe said:
the6ballkid said:
To further explain my question....
I know a lot of pool players who can't stand to lose a game period. They get quite upset every time they lose. Some will even sometimes break their cue sticks, etc. when they lose a game. These guys frequently will only play other players who they know they can beat. Some guys hate to lose to a woman - will brag they have never lost to a woman, etc.
Other players believe that by playing better players, they will improve their game. And they don't mind losing again and again.
Being as Sarah is an exceptional player, and probably hangs around with the same, I would imagine that if I were to play her or her friends for example, I would probably be lucky to win one game a month.
So the question is can you lose again and again (for many months), and still be motivated to continue playing the person you are losing to?
So far as a relationship never being 50% / 50%, that actually had nothing to do with pool. (This was not a question, just some friendly advice.) It has to do with each persons income, cooking meals, helping around the house, etc.
Sometimes one person has more time than the other. One person makes more money than the other. One person is in a better position time-wise to cook, clean, do dishes, etc. And this can all switch. So a relationship can start out with say one person doing all the cooking, then a few years later, things can change and the other person will have more time to do these things.
So far as not forwarding my application, that is fine with me. (I was just having fun.) This is a *very* fun thread BTW. But I am a bit too old, very independent, snore, etc. But I will hang around and watch the fun!
turquoisecrazy said:
Ok, so the diabetic thing would be your CAUSE to do the benefit. What activity would your benefit consist off?? How would you raise the money??
I am starting to wonder about you. You have NEVER been in a relationship yet you wear women's clothes and call it "art". Do you also wear women's panties??? Also thank you for showing your picture with your shirt off. Are you wearing lipstick in that picture??
Thanx for the explaination Billy Bob. Do you understand better 6ballkid??
Do you understand better 6ballkid??