The Boyfriend Application

[landshark77]

The Wendy Jans thread was deleted thanks to the guys (Gremlin and Ros) picking on each other over and over again.... I will not entertain these people, don't worry!

BTW, how do u know my name? Seems like you are quite interesetd in me.....hummm.........

Thank you for behaving appropriately. You don't know how much this means to me...this is one thing that you have in your favor.

I know your name because I know everything. If you don't believe me ask Sarah. Please be aware that she is busy playing pool and it may take awhile for her to get back to you. She also doesn’t read this thread...so you have to ask her elsewhere.

 

[Rackin_Zack]

Hello Zack...nice answers! I'm not sure if you are aware of not, but if you do not cross dress you are forever destined NOT to be able to partake in traditional Chinese theatre.

I am sorry the asshole thing did not work out for you, but it is probably better that way...women are drawn to assholes, but they aren't good for long term commitments. Sorta like how you boys like the playboy models. They are fun for awhile, but you wouldn't take them home to momma. I want to find Sarah someone who can hang at the turkey table...you know what I mean??

Could you please submit a photo of your dad and answer the Wayne Swain question and the question Billy Bob asked??

Thanx and good luck.

"Much" is the operative word , I wouldn't be opposed to trying traditional chinese theater, nor playing a female part in a Shakespearian play, just like the old days. However, I don't, as of right now, do so for fun with no other reasons. I know what you mean. I've consumed my share of tryptophan in my day...lol. As far as the asshole thing, I don't think my heart was into it. It's hard to change your nature and it's like being gay, you're either born that way or not...lol.

BTW - You're not asking if the guys would mind losing pool games to a woman time and time again. Or for that matter, would be able to lose time and time again to anyone, and still be willing to play them.... If they would prefer to play someone better than themselves, or would prefer to win most of the time.

And a bit of "grandfatherly" advice...

You don't know someone until you have known them for 7 years.

-and-

A relationship is never 50% / 50%. Sometimes one person can only contribute 30%, the other 70%. Then it can switch.

I welcome playing someone who is much better than me. Just like when I posted about my encounter with Danny Harriman it was the most fun I've had in quite some time. One of my favorite things in the world is to play serious, concentrated pool against someone who is much better than I am! As far as what percent you can contribute to the relationship, I believe that a relationship is give and take and that good and honest communication is key for it to be successful and fulfilling.

Possible girlfriend: "Hey honey, guess what?"
You: "What?"
Possible girlfriend: "Wayne Swain called, he found action in Hawaii, and I’m gonna head out with him tomorrow."
You:___________________________________________________________

For those of you who have not submitted you picture please do so. I am waiting for VAP, JimBo, Turquoisecrazy and StormHotRod.

Kenny are you gonna submit your application, or was your little speech a bunch of BS???

My reply, "That's fantastic, who is the action with? Don't just beat 'em, kick their ass!" *I'm always quoting the pool movies, I may or may not need to seek counseling for it.*

Pic of Dear Ol' Dad to be posted when I can find/scan one.

 

[turquoisecrazy]

I am not asking for a spelled out business plan here, just a basic idea...I'm trying to get a sense of your ability to plan something instead of throwing cash around.

Ok, What about Sarah and Landshark Car wash? And I will do the waxing?Just kidding........

I think I remember something about that...we studied Chinese theatre in the 7th grade...I don't remember everything about it...but this rings a bell. I am confused though because in previous discussions you indicated that you were obsessive compulsive with waxing automotives, painting houses, being on the internet, and spending money. You were given ample opportunities to disclose you were into theatre, yet you did not. I kinda think you believe this whole thing is a joke and you are pretending to be someone you are not. I knida feel like you are two people and the pictures that you posted are random pictures form the internet. How can you prove me wrong??

I am trying to behave myself so stay in your good grace. Not done the Chinese thing since I moved to US. I canot prove you wrong cos you bear the responsibily to prove me guilty.

I apologize for offending you. I used to hang out with boys that wore skirts (I wasn’t even on crack!!! ) and many male entertainers wear makeup, you ever hear of Robert Smith?? I should have never insinuated that you were any different; however, I didn't know you were into the arts, as you said a few days ago that you were not. Again, I feel like I am being lied to, and I don't want my sista to be stuck with a "LIAR". If that were the case I would set her up with Roscoe, DiscoDerek, or User 69, LMAO!!!!

I was not lieing, I did nto know if it is alright to disclose my favorite art...see the response form soem others when they saw that? But I am glad u understand. I do not do that anymore. Still not found any western art to my liking, it is sad...i a m a lonely man.

U women are funny. When you see a man who told u he had no interest in art, u kept tellign him to try all sorts of things, go to the libery, listen to the radio, then when he tells u he has, you become skeptical, even to the point of calling him a lier...........what do yo want ladie??????????????

 

[turquoisecrazy]

Thank you for behaving appropriately. You don't know how much this means to me...this is one thing that you have in your favor.

I know your name because I know everything. If you don't believe me ask Sarah. Please be aware that she is busy playing pool and it may take awhile for her to get back to you. She also doesn’t read this thread...so you have to ask her elsewhere.

Thanks to Ross, too.

I think Sarah takes a peep every now and then. Someone just sent me a Pm... le tme check....OOO, Wowowo

 

[catscradle]

Are they nuts???

Well sometimes I wonder that same question, but if they are they come by it honestly from yours truly.

You did tell them it was THE Sarah Rousey...right??

Yes, yes, but they don't seem to understand. I'm a little myself.

Of course, Sarah did have chance. She expressed an interest in art at one time or another so I let her know about my son's thesis show at Northwestern, but she must have been playing pool that week.
Take a peek.

 

[Billy_Bob]

Billy Bob (Older and wiser) says...

Rackin Zack is quickly moving to 1st place (in my opinion).

-Excellent communication skills - important for a relationship.
-Honest - important for a relationship.
-Intellegent - can come in very handy in life.
-APA 7 - might have a chance to win a few games.
-Likes to play players better than himself - Losing not a problem.
-Student - Probably would welcome time to himself for study.

I don't know anyone here personally, so this is an un-biased opinion.

Hint: Click on each candidate's name, then you can read their posts in other areas of this forum and learn more about them.

 

[landshark77]

Yes, yes, but they don't seem to understand. I'm a little myself.

Of course, Sarah did have chance. She expressed an interest in art at one time or another so I let her know about my son's thesis show at Northwestern, but she must have been playing pool that week.
Take a peek.

No need to be confused! There was a recent influx of boys coming onto Sarah's forum indicating how hot she was. In at least one thread a little bit of bickering pursued. That just isn't right....the bickering between the boys can not happen!!! To put a stop to it I decided to take applications so I could weed out the undesirables. I will then forward two applications to Sarah, after a popular vote of the ones that make it to that level of the process. These two will be the "best" picks for Sarah, whether she decides to pursue them is totally up to her. You never know, she could meet someone the old fashioned way...the supermarket, pool hall, a club, or even walking down the street!

Your boy is a VERY good artist.

 

[Rackin_Zack]

No need to be confused! There was a recent influx of boys coming onto Sarah's forum indicating how hot she was. It a least one thread a little bit of bickering pursued. That just isn't right....the bickering between the boys can not happen!!! To put a stop to it I decide to take applications so I could weed out the undesirables. I will then forward two applications to Sarah, after a popular vote of the one's that make it to that level of the process. These two will be the "best" picks for Sarah, whether she decides to pursue is totally up to her. You never know, she could meet someone the old fashion way...the supermarket, pool hall, a club, or even walking down the street!

Your boy is a VERY good artist.

I think he was confused about why his boys wouldn't be excited about the prospect of applying to be considered by Sarah!

 

[landshark77]

U women are funny. When you see a man who told u he had no interest in art, u kept tellign him to try all sorts of things, go to the libery, listen to the radio, then when he tells u he has, you become skeptical, even to the point of calling him a lier...........what do yo want ladie??????????????

What do you want me to think?? Review all of your post...every one...do you notice any discrepancies?? For example your English..it started off really well, then it went to like it is above, yet when you and Roscoe were debating in this thread your English was 100%. Why does it change so frequently??? Please do not get upset...I like you...I just wanna know I can trust you before I forward your application to the next level.

 

[DeadPoked]

Dead Poked... I am sorry about your father. I will not ask you for it anymore.

No it is not bad for you to be trying to pick up my sista at work...at least you have a job...which is a plus. Do you realize how hard it is to find a decent man with a job these days????

However, I am concerned that you would submit a photo of you with what appears to be to other females. Please tell me it is Halloween and these are your guy pals dress up as hoochy mommas. I should have mentioned the fact that women are jealous creatures....because of the photo that you submitted, I feel like you are a play boy. Is this true? Let's say you are dating my sista and you are at happy hour alone with your office buddies. The hottest woman you have ever seen in your life sits next to you. She is VERY intoxicated and starts flirting with you. How do you respond? Please remember your office buddies are with you. Also, could you please answer the question about Wayne Swain and the question Billy Bob posted? Thanx.

landshark77 I am definitely not a "play boy". I did date the girl that I am standing next to for a little bit but nothing serious came of it. Sorry that is the only picture I had available.

As far as the intoxicated woman flirting with me, I never pick-up intoxicated women because it just leads to bad things and I would never want to start a relationship that way. So I would tell her that I am very happy with the woman that I am with now and she could spot you the 1 & out in pool and in class.

I suppose the question Billy_Bob proposed was about losing to a woman? A woman that can play pool even at an intermediate level is a turn on for me, so you can imagine someone of Sarah's caliber... wow!

I wouldn't be in a relationship with someone that I couldn't trust so there is no issue with the Wayne Swain situation.

Alright back to work!

 

[landshark77]

So I would tell her that I am very happy with the woman that I am with now and she could spot you the 1 & out in pool and in class.

NICE!!!!! You have just moved to the final round!

Zack...you too are in the finals! (Please post a picture of your dad as soon as you can find one, Thanx1 )

Jimbo...I need you pics!

StormHotRod....I need your application and your pics!

Thanx guys!

It is NOT too late for applications! Comon' boys...we're talkin' THE Sarah Rousey!

 

[Rackin_Zack]

Zack...you too are in the finals! (Please post a picture of your dad as soon as you can find one, Thanx1 )

Here's a picture of my dad I took at Thanksgiving. It was kind of impromptu and he was just wearing a white t-shirt and it was a casual Thanksgiving morning but it's all I have without scanning something older...lol.

 

[catscradle]

I think he was confused about why his boys wouldn't be excited about the prospect of applying to be considered by Sarah!

You are exactly right!
If I was young... Fact is if I were young I'd be too busy to read internet forums just like they are.

 

[vapoolplayer]

wow

this thread is still alive??? hilarious

thanks

VAP

 

[catscradle]

Here's a picture of my dad I took at Thanksgiving. It was kind of impromptu and he was just wearing a white t-shirt and it was a casual Thanksgiving morning but it's all I have without scanning something older...lol.

Hey, wait a minute. Cover from the moustache down and that could be me. Can't tell below the nose because the facial growth dominates so much. Could you have him grow just a grey/white goatee so I can make a better comparison.

 

[catscradle]

Your boy is a VERY good artist.

On a serious note for a moment, only a moment. Thank you. I wish his brother (twin) would put some of his work somewhere on the net. He's just as good, but different. Seems they inherited my love of art, but picked up talent somewhere. If I was submitting an app, Van Gogh is my fav.

 

[landshark77]

this thread is still alive??? hilarious

It will close on Saturday night....times running out! I really don't see what's so funny about it. Are you saying a potential relationship with my sista is a joke????

 

[landshark77]

Here's a picture of my dad I took at Thanksgiving. It was kind of impromptu and he was just wearing a white t-shirt and it was a casual Thanksgiving morning but it's all I have without scanning something older...lol.

Hey...it's still a nice picture of your dad. It's not a beauty contest...I just wanna make sure that you don't have the potential to turn gross looking as you age. Your dad is just the guideline. Are the beards a MO thing, a family thing, or a hunting season thing? Would you consider shaving your beard off and posting a picture to ensure that you are not hiding anything weird under there? Do you think you could get your dad to do the same???

 

[X Breaker]

I can't believe how much fun I have missed out. Nice thread, Landshark!

Richard

 

[the6ballkid]

It will close on Saturday night....times running out! I really don't see what's so funny about it. Are you saying a potential relationship with my sista is a joke????

shark....how are u going to do this..?? u going to have the whole forum vote or just in here?? Just wanting to know who i have to pay off and how many fliers to make..................