THE SARAH ROUSEY Step Father / Grandfather APPLICATION
Name: Mike
Birthday: 3/16/50
Sex : been a looooong time...I'm married
Profession: retired
Highest level of Education completed: '69 graduate, University of Da Nang
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say): as much as Uncle Sam will send me.
Are you married or already have a significant other?: What if the significant other is married?
Have you ever been married?: What if the priest had been defrocked and we didn't know it?
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?: NEVER...can't kid on this one.
Do you have a baby's momma?: Yes
If yes, how many?: Babies or Mammas?
Are you a baby's momma?: I'll check...nope...oldtimers disease can be a bit unsettling at times.
Do you pay child support?: 5 daughters, youngest is 23...I figure we still got 'bout 10 more years of child support ahead of us.
The WHOLE amount?: A good month, maybe $200.00; bad month, $2,000.00
What kind of car do you drive?: PT Cruiser...left tread on my tank is broke.
Do you own your home?: Yes, but children and grandchildren seem to have squatter's rights.
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?: Madhouse
Do you play pool?: If it doesn't interfere with my drinking.
Do you gamble?: Lock and load
Favorite band/singer: Too tough...like 'em all, mid '50s through '70s.
Favorite author: since Chesty Puller didn't pen any, I'll go with W.E.B. Griffin.
Favorite song: Heat Wave
Favorite artist: Vargas...see Playboy.
Favorite color: Blue...I know, I should have said camouflage.
Favorite food: Chili...REMEMBER, keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer!
What's your sign?: Cross
Are your pants made of mirrors?: Only if they are USMC issued.
Have you been to Jail?: Just visiting
Are you in Jail currently?: Only in my state of mind.
Less filling or Taste great?: Taste great!
Boxers or Briefs?: I either briefly boxed, or boxed briefly, it is getting cloudy.
Have you ever had a mullet?: Could have...ate some things in 'Nam, not too sure I want to know what it was.
Do you have one currently?: Something smelling fishy here.
Do you have a tattoo?: Nada, but willing to give some...if I ever get my hands on ex son-in-law.
Where?: All over his body.
Of what?: Images of badly bruised flesh.
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?: Not that desperate yet.
Who is the hottest WPBA player?: The one who wins most often?
Who is the best WPBA player?: Jean B., if she would only reenlist.
Do you believe in God?: Absolutely...I also believe happiness is a belt fed weapon.
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?: I couldn't do that...God might croak from laughing so hard.
Will you buy her a diamond?: No, I would beg Greg Sullivan to give her one of their demo tables.
Are you a drunk?: Only when I drink to excess.
Are you drunk now?: Unfortunately no.
Describe yourself in 3 words or less: Veni, Vidi, Vici...I lied.
Do you have a stalker personality?: Only concerning ex son-in-law.
Are you an asshole?: No, conservative democrat!
Name: Mike
Birthday: 3/16/50
Sex : been a looooong time...I'm married
Profession: retired
Highest level of Education completed: '69 graduate, University of Da Nang
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say): as much as Uncle Sam will send me.
Are you married or already have a significant other?: What if the significant other is married?
Have you ever been married?: What if the priest had been defrocked and we didn't know it?
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?: NEVER...can't kid on this one.
Do you have a baby's momma?: Yes
If yes, how many?: Babies or Mammas?
Are you a baby's momma?: I'll check...nope...oldtimers disease can be a bit unsettling at times.
Do you pay child support?: 5 daughters, youngest is 23...I figure we still got 'bout 10 more years of child support ahead of us.
The WHOLE amount?: A good month, maybe $200.00; bad month, $2,000.00
What kind of car do you drive?: PT Cruiser...left tread on my tank is broke.
Do you own your home?: Yes, but children and grandchildren seem to have squatter's rights.
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?: Madhouse
Do you play pool?: If it doesn't interfere with my drinking.
Do you gamble?: Lock and load
Favorite band/singer: Too tough...like 'em all, mid '50s through '70s.
Favorite author: since Chesty Puller didn't pen any, I'll go with W.E.B. Griffin.
Favorite song: Heat Wave
Favorite artist: Vargas...see Playboy.
Favorite color: Blue...I know, I should have said camouflage.
Favorite food: Chili...REMEMBER, keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer!
What's your sign?: Cross
Are your pants made of mirrors?: Only if they are USMC issued.
Have you been to Jail?: Just visiting
Are you in Jail currently?: Only in my state of mind.
Less filling or Taste great?: Taste great!
Boxers or Briefs?: I either briefly boxed, or boxed briefly, it is getting cloudy.
Have you ever had a mullet?: Could have...ate some things in 'Nam, not too sure I want to know what it was.
Do you have one currently?: Something smelling fishy here.
Do you have a tattoo?: Nada, but willing to give some...if I ever get my hands on ex son-in-law.
Where?: All over his body.
Of what?: Images of badly bruised flesh.
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?: Not that desperate yet.
Who is the hottest WPBA player?: The one who wins most often?
Who is the best WPBA player?: Jean B., if she would only reenlist.
Do you believe in God?: Absolutely...I also believe happiness is a belt fed weapon.
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?: I couldn't do that...God might croak from laughing so hard.
Will you buy her a diamond?: No, I would beg Greg Sullivan to give her one of their demo tables.
Are you a drunk?: Only when I drink to excess.
Are you drunk now?: Unfortunately no.
Describe yourself in 3 words or less: Veni, Vidi, Vici...I lied.
Do you have a stalker personality?: Only concerning ex son-in-law.
Are you an asshole?: No, conservative democrat!
Review all of your post...every one...do you notice any discrepancies?? For example your English..it started off really well, then it went to like it is above, yet when you and Roscoe were debating in this thread your English was 100%. Why does it change so frequently??? Please do not get upset...I like you...I just wanna know I can trust you before I forward your application to the next level.
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Thus since this is not a court of law, it IS your job to PROVE to me that you will be good for Sarah. Your proof is not only what you say in this thread, but what you say in threads around this forum and other forums on the internet. I am a good investigator, but sometimes the info out there can be deceiving. That is why I am questioning you here too. I want to move you to the next level, but I dunno if I can. Please find a way to prove to me that you are for real. Thank you. 
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