landshark77 said:
just let me know.......
anyone care to side bet.......??
j/k
The Boyfriend Application
- Thread starter landshark77
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just let me know.......
anyone care to side bet.......??
j/k
landshark77 said:Hey...it's still a nice picture of your dad. It's not a beauty contest...I just wanna make sure that you don't have the potential to turn gross looking as you age. Your dad is just the guideline. Are the beards a MO thing, a family thing, or a hunting season thing? Would you consider shaving your beard off and posting a picture to ensure that you are not hiding anything weird under there? Do you think you could get your dad to do the same???
I don't think I'll be able to get my dad to shave but since that clean shaven picture of me is older here is an updated one. Taken about 10 minutes ago.
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Rackin_Zack said:
Thanx Zack!
Good luck! It's a shame your dad wouldn't shave for Sarah though. 
Thread is closed.
OK guys, I am a few minutes early, but I don't foresee anyone else submitting an application this late in the game. Thank you to everyone that replied. Good luck to all of the contenders that made it to the finals.
This thread is officially closed.
OK guys, I am a few minutes early, but I don't foresee anyone else submitting an application this late in the game. Thank you to everyone that replied.
Good luck to all of the contenders that made it to the finals. This thread is officially closed.
landshark77 said:
LS77,
Are you sure you don't want more input?? I'm going to be attending a local pool school next week for 2 days with RackinZack. Perhaps I'll be able to confirm his qualities for you (ie. make sure he can run 3 friggin' balls). I've been married for 26 years, I can see if he has the "right stuff." (and make sure he isn't really a bearded lady).
Williebetmore said:
Well you could always post the info you discover on the voting thread, it will last for 7 days, so it won't be too late.
Vote here.
BTW, I always had you made out for a guy Wille....what exactly do you have planned for 'ol Zack???
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landshark77 said:Well you could always post the info you discover on the voting thread, it will last for 7 days, so it won't be too late.
Vote here.
BTW, I always had you made out for a guy Wille....what exactly do you have planned for 'ol Zack???
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landshark77 said:BTW, I always had you made out for a guy Wille....what exactly do you have planned for 'ol Zack???
LS77,
Hey now!! I am a guy. Just trying to look out for Sarah. It's a well known fact that 74% of all internet forum posters are schizoid psycho-stalker geeks. I feel certain that I can eliminate the psycho-stalker possibility if I watch him play pool for a couple of days (though maybe not; I guess that's just the great conundrum of internet posting; I can tell you he's okay, but who's to say I'm okay; well, never mind, I think I'll go hit some balls; please ignore this post).
THE SARAH ROUSEY BOYFRIEND APPLICATION
Name:Trevor Muxworthy
Birthday:June 26, 1988 ( I am 16 Years old )
Sex (ah, I have to ask):Male
Profession:High School Student
Highest level of Education completed:Currently In Grade 11
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say):Around 1k-3k
Hard living of the parents.
Are you married or already have a significant other?:No
Have you ever been married?:No
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?:No
Do you have a baby's momma?:No
If yes, how many?:No
Are you a baby's momma?:No
If yes, please do not answer any more questions. Sarah is not
interested in this type of relationship.
Do you pay child support?:NA
The WHOLE amount?: NA
What kind of car do you drive?:1998 Chyrsler Intrepid
Do you own your home?:No
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?:______________________
Do you play pool?:Yes
Do you gamble? (yes pool):Small Ammounts
Favorite band/singer:Old Rock
Favorite author:Robert Byrne or William Golding or Harper Lee
Favorite song:TnT - AcDC
Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?):Van Goe
Favorite color:Blues
Favorite foodasta
What's your sign?:Cancer
Are your pants made of mirrors?:Yes cause i can see you in them Hahahaha in 3-4 years
Have you been to Jail?:No
Are you in Jail currently?:No
Less filling or Taste great?:Taste Great
Boxers or Briefs?:Boxers
Have you ever had a mullet?:Yes when i was 4
Do you have one currently?:No
Do you have a tattoo?:No
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?:Yes i am 16
Who is the hottest WPBA player?:You of course and Jennifer Berreta
Who is the best WPBA player?:You
Do you believe in God?:Many god's yes
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?:Yes
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring):How is cubic zercronium
Are you a drunk?:No
Are you drunk now?:No
Describe yourself in 3 words or less:Funny, Outragues, Spontaneous
Do you have a stalker personality?:No
Are you an asshole?:Haha no.
I was bored did this for a before a poker tourney, just remember me in a coupole years
Name:Trevor Muxworthy
Birthday:June 26, 1988 ( I am 16 Years old )
Sex (ah, I have to ask):Male
Profession:High School Student
Highest level of Education completed:Currently In Grade 11
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say):Around 1k-3k
Hard living of the parents.Are you married or already have a significant other?:No
Have you ever been married?:No
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?:No
Do you have a baby's momma?:No
If yes, how many?:No
Are you a baby's momma?:No
If yes, please do not answer any more questions. Sarah is not
interested in this type of relationship.
Do you pay child support?:NA
The WHOLE amount?: NA
What kind of car do you drive?:1998 Chyrsler Intrepid
Do you own your home?:No
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?:______________________
Do you play pool?:Yes
Do you gamble? (yes pool):Small Ammounts
Favorite band/singer:Old Rock
Favorite author:Robert Byrne or William Golding or Harper Lee
Favorite song:TnT - AcDC
Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?):Van Goe
Favorite color:Blues
Favorite food
astaWhat's your sign?:Cancer
Are your pants made of mirrors?:Yes cause i can see you in them
Hahahaha in 3-4 yearsHave you been to Jail?:No
Are you in Jail currently?:No
Less filling or Taste great?:Taste Great
Boxers or Briefs?:Boxers
Have you ever had a mullet?:Yes when i was 4
Do you have one currently?:No
Do you have a tattoo?:No
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?:Yes i am 16
Who is the hottest WPBA player?:You of course and Jennifer Berreta
Who is the best WPBA player?:You
Do you believe in God?:Many god's yes
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?:Yes
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring):How is cubic zercronium
Are you a drunk?:No
Are you drunk now?:No
Describe yourself in 3 words or less:Funny, Outragues, Spontaneous
Do you have a stalker personality?:No
Are you an asshole?:Haha no.
I was bored did this for a before a poker tourney, just remember me in a coupole years
Oh Muxy...if it weren't a felony I would move you to the finals, even though you are late. I'm sorry Maybe someone at your school is interested????
Maybe someone at your school is interested????landshark77 said:Oh Muxy...if it weren't a felony I would move you to the finals, even though you are late. I'm sorry
its only against the law if he gets caught............right muxy???
VAP
Williebetmore said:
How can I ignore this post when you called me a schizoid psycho-stalker geek??
vapoolplayer said:its only against the law if he gets caught............right muxy???
VAP
Well it would be my sista who gets prosecuted, LOL! She's the adult. I don't need any "bail me outta jail" phone calls...you know???
landshark77 said:
aren't some things worth going to jail for???
vapoolplayer said:aren't some things worth going to jail for???
Ah I dunno...Muxy, could you please post your picture? J/K
landshark77 said:Ah I dunno...Muxy, could you please post your picture? J/K
well, seeings how he might get some "action" and i'm his backer in this matter, i reserve 50 percent of the "booty" (now there's some pool jargon for you.......
)(disclaimer: hurt my back a few days ago, so i'm all hopped up on the nice pain killers and muscle relaxers they doc gave me......therefore i cannot be held responsible for what i type here)
thanks
VAP
vapoolplayer said:well, seeings how he might get some "action" and i'm his backer in this matter, i reserve 50 percent of the "booty" (now there's some pool jargon for you.......
(disclaimer: hurt my back a few days ago, so i'm all hopped up on the nice pain killers and muscle relaxers they doc gave me......therefore i cannot be held responsible for what i type here)
thanks
VAP
Yeah mister, just remember you are still in a competition here. Don't make me start calling you Kenny!!!! I know your talkin' strictly about pool though, so no offense will be taken, LOL!
landshark77 said:Yeah mister, just remember you are still in a competition here. Don't make me start calling you Kenny!!!! I know your talkin' strictly about pool though, so no offense will be taken, LOL!
of course i was talking about pool.................get your mind outa the gutter
landshark77 said:How can I ignore this post when you called me a schizoid psycho-stalker geek??
LS77,
Actually I should clarify further. Exactly 74% of internet forum posters are schizoid, psycho-stalker geeks; 26 % are not. Exactly 100% of the posters think they are in the favorable 26% (I know I do). Does this help?
P.S. - Remember that all generalizations are wrong (including this one).
pharaoh68
Banned
THE SARAH ROUSEY BOYFRIEND APPLICATION
Name:Brian
Birthday:10-9-76
Sex (ah, I have to ask):male
Profession:independent human resources consultant. (How's that for glamorous?!?!)
Highest level of Education completed:Bachelor's degree from a four year college which i banged out in 6 years baby!!!
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say):Yes, it is gross. Thanks for kicking me while I'm down.
Are you married or already have a significant other?:Again, slapping me in the face. No. I'm lonely and pathetic.
Have you ever been married?:Nope.
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?:When I was in 8th grade but c'mon! I was young and stupid!
Do you have a baby's momma?:I don't think so.
If yes, how many?:
Are you a baby's momma?:No, ma'am.
If yes, please do not answer any more questions. Sarah is not
interested in this type of relationship.
Do you pay child support?:no.
The WHOLE amount?:n/a
What kind of car do you drive?:Jeep
Do you own your home?:Yes.
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?:A Single family home.
Do you play pool?:All the time.
Do you gamble? (yes pool):All the time.
Favorite band/singer:tool./Maynard James Keenan.
Favorite author:Tough. Chekov? Philip Roth?
Favorite songushit or Parabola
Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?)ali
Favorite color:Green
Favorite food:Mexican.
What's your sign?:Libra
Are your pants made of mirrors?:Obviously not because no women have been seeing themselves in there for quite a while now.
Have you been to Jail? Thankfully no.
Are you in Jail currently?:see last answer.
Less filling or Taste great?:I don't know. Never touch the stuff.
Boxers or Briefs?:Boxers. (The boys have goota breathe a little.)
Have you ever had a mullet?:Thankfully no.
Do you have one currently?:Again, see answer to last question.
Do you have a tattoo?:Several. Is that gonna count against me?
Where?:On my back.
Of what?:JUst a bunch of celtic/tribal designs.
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?:I'm gonna have to take the fifth on that one.
Who is the hottest WPBA player?:Sarah, of course.
Who is the best WPBA player?:Sarah, of course.
Do you believe in God?:No.
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?:You betcha!
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring):I've got one picked out already! (There's a diamond mine in the family so, let's just say she's taken care of!!!)
Are you a drunk?:No ma'am.
Are you drunk now?:Nope.
Describe yourself in 3 words or less:One helluvagreat boyfriend.
Do you have a stalker personality?:Who? Me? Never. I just like to sit outside women's windows while they sleep so that I can be sure that no other sickos break into their homes and do anything to them!!!
Are you an asshole?: Um, no?
Name:Brian
Birthday:10-9-76
Sex (ah, I have to ask):male
Profession:independent human resources consultant. (How's that for glamorous?!?!)
Highest level of Education completed:Bachelor's degree from a four year college which i banged out in 6 years baby!!!
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say):Yes, it is gross. Thanks for kicking me while I'm down.
Are you married or already have a significant other?:Again, slapping me in the face. No. I'm lonely and pathetic.
Have you ever been married?:Nope.
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?:When I was in 8th grade but c'mon! I was young and stupid!
Do you have a baby's momma?:I don't think so.
If yes, how many?:
Are you a baby's momma?:No, ma'am.
If yes, please do not answer any more questions. Sarah is not
interested in this type of relationship.
Do you pay child support?:no.
The WHOLE amount?:n/a
What kind of car do you drive?:Jeep
Do you own your home?:Yes.
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?:A Single family home.
Do you play pool?:All the time.
Do you gamble? (yes pool):All the time.
Favorite band/singer:tool./Maynard James Keenan.
Favorite author:Tough. Chekov? Philip Roth?
Favorite song
ushit or Parabola Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?)
aliFavorite color:Green
Favorite food:Mexican.
What's your sign?:Libra
Are your pants made of mirrors?:Obviously not because no women have been seeing themselves in there for quite a while now.
Have you been to Jail? Thankfully no.
Are you in Jail currently?:see last answer.
Less filling or Taste great?:I don't know. Never touch the stuff.
Boxers or Briefs?:Boxers. (The boys have goota breathe a little.)
Have you ever had a mullet?:Thankfully no.
Do you have one currently?:Again, see answer to last question.
Do you have a tattoo?:Several. Is that gonna count against me?
Where?:On my back.
Of what?:JUst a bunch of celtic/tribal designs.
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?:I'm gonna have to take the fifth on that one.
Who is the hottest WPBA player?:Sarah, of course.
Who is the best WPBA player?:Sarah, of course.
Do you believe in God?:No.
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?:You betcha!
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring):I've got one picked out already! (There's a diamond mine in the family so, let's just say she's taken care of!!!)
Are you a drunk?:No ma'am.
Are you drunk now?:Nope.
Describe yourself in 3 words or less:One helluvagreat boyfriend.
Do you have a stalker personality?:Who? Me? Never. I just like to sit outside women's windows while they sleep so that I can be sure that no other sickos break into their homes and do anything to them!!!
Are you an asshole?: Um, no?