The Funniest Post I've Ever Seen!

336Robin

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Everyone ought to see this post by Buckzapper!
The funniest post I've personally ever seen talking about Professional Players and their full time jobs! lmao!

Buckzappers Awesome Post, copied and pasted just as it is. I broke out the blue.

I know a top player that tells about his income from making donations to sperm banks. He claims he is making money hand over fist. Players are pounding out a living any way they can. They claim it actually builds up wrist muscles, strengthens fingers for making a solid bridge and breaks you of the habit some have in throwing their elbow out on the final swing. "Stroking to make cash" is what the hustlers call it. With much practice and professional coaching, you can become an ambidextrous shooter and never have to use a bridge.
This player told me he always makes a large deposit in the bank every Friday because of his job. “Yea, I carry a wad of money too and when I play pool, I don’t let people lowball me on a bet either.” It’s not as if you can let this kind of money slip right through your hands.”These are the players that you can find yourself in a sticky situation with in any game. Some will still ask for a spot.
I declined to shake his hand and I put my chalk back in my pocket after every shot.
Personally, I think some people are whacked out.

Is this not awesome! Rep for the Buckzapper!

http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=404408 this should get you to the original post.
 
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Robin,

Where was this posted? You're absolutely correct. My vote for "post of the year"!!!! Want to greenie him as well.

Lyn
 
You mean to tell me that someone else out there is on to my gig?????:shocked2::rotflmao1::rotflmao1::rotflmao1:
 
Everyone ought to see this post by Buckzapper!
The funniest post I've personally ever seen talking about Professional Players and their full time jobs! lmao!

Buckzappers Awesome Post, copied and pasted just as it is. I broke out the blue.

I know a top player that tells about his income from making donations to sperm banks. He claims he is making money hand over fist. Players are pounding out a living any way they can. They claim it actually builds up wrist muscles, strengthens fingers for making a solid bridge and breaks you of the habit some have in throwing their elbow out on the final swing. "Stroking to make cash" is what the hustlers call it. With much practice and professional coaching, you can become an ambidextrous shooter and never have to use a bridge.
This player told me he always makes a large deposit in the bank every Friday because of his job. “Yea, I carry a wad of money too and when I play pool, I don’t let people lowball me on a bet either.” It’s not as if you can let this kind of money slip right through your hands.”These are the players that you can find yourself in a sticky situation with in any game. Some will still ask for a spot.
I declined to shake his hand and I put my chalk back in my pocket after every shot.
Personally, I think some people are whacked out.

Is this not awesome! Rep for the Buckzapper!

3 minutes on a Friday hardly qualifies as a full time job.:D
 
Post of the year? I've already had eight posts of the year and I've only been here five.
C'mon, I'm Tramp Steamer. :)
 
The true meaning of 'ball-in-hand'. :thumbup:

Wutang
 
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No System for that one!

It's important to account for squirt to avoid missing the shot.

Well that depends on what kind of shaft you are playing with, the amount of forward stroke, the density, stiffness and perhaps windage if you are prone to miss the pocket! lol
 
Ah cum on people. Someone is getting jerked off here.
Seriously .... Funny thread but it's not the nutz.
 
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