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Dear All,
I am the best pool/billiards player to have graced this planet. I repeatedly shout off my "repertoire," which should not be misconstrued as boastful because it is seldomly placed in every thread not applicable. I just figured my credentials should be known so that you know what I say is true. I am commonly mistaken to be boasting and apologize everytime for it; except, I like to do it over and over again.
Well, I'm off to show the world my talent, because I am so awesome!:D ...:rolleyes: :o
PS-I almost forgot my shameless plug for my new DVD!!:cool:
PSS-Did I mention how great I was? If not, I'M GREAT!!!:D
 
Ahhh Fast Larry......I think this one is for you.

ajcu612,

Dude, get over it.
 
ajcu612 said:
Dear All,
I am the best pool/billiards player to have graced this planet. I repeatedly shout off my "repertoire," which should not be misconstrued as boastful because it is seldomly placed in every thread not applicable. I just figured my credentials should be known so that you know what I say is true. I am commonly mistaken to be boasting and apologize everytime for it; except, I like to do it over and over again.
Well, I'm off to show the world my talent, because I am so awesome!:D ...:rolleyes: :o
PS-I almost forgot my shameless plug for my new DVD!!:cool:
PSS-Did I mention how great I was? If not, I'M GREAT!!!:D
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THIS IS FAST, THIS ONE A BLIND MAN CAN SPOT, THE BIMBO REGISTERS THREE DAYS AGO, MAKES A COUPLE OF POSTS TO MAKE IT LOOK GOOD AND THEN TEES OFF ON ME TO BASH AND TRASH ME. SHE COMES IN THIS NEW BUT ONCE MORE HIDDEN IDENTITY TRYING TO MAKE YOU THINK THIS IS SOME LEGITIMATE PLAYER, TRYING TO START SOME SHE YET AGAIN. THIS IS ONE OF THE BOZOS THAT WAS DOING THIS TO ME BEFORE, 7 WILL GET YOU 11 THIS IS YAPPIN WOLF, THE BOARD STALKER, NOTE SHE IS STALKING ME AND HAS POSTED THIS ATTACK IN TWO DIFFERENT PLACES, SAME METHOD SHE USED BEFORE.

I began posting on this board 2 months ago and I do hope I have helped some players with their questions and their games. I have received a lot of emails of thanks which is why I do this. If these people are going to be allowed to insult me at will and run me down, then I am out of here. This time around I am not taking this, no longer have to. You all post your future questions to yappin wolf, aka ajcu612, note she lives in Wash DC, I've heard she lives with and supports a pool bum who can't find a real day job. She works for a newspaper and can't really run 2 friggin balls, that is who is trashing me.

It was a nice run, the thread ask Fast Larry any question ends now, my final posts on it are today. It ran 2 months from November to January 10th, 2004. It drew over 4200 views and 102 posts, 7 pages, which is the pool board record. No post ever drew more action than this one. Go into www.billiards-pool.net and that same post is also up and running with totally different questions and answers and it has ran the same length of time and drew 4002 views, 83 posts and 9 pages. I'll probably continue to post and answer on that thread as I am shown respect on this board and as a pro given full protection as all pros there are.

If you go into the archives of BPN AND AZ you will see when you visit their 13 pages no other post comes close in size and scope. I'll save you the time of going into CCB, that board is the largest and oldest and it has 118 pages of 30 posts on each page and their record largest posts during the last several years were in this order, 3401 sigel and I was the reason for the post hitting that number, 3025 pics of cb's, 3150 barry's saga, 4165 is their record, bctv, 3863 walk around a table, a spoof and 3680 tourney memories.

The AZ views of 4200 ask fast Larry you see is the new record. It only suceeded and stayed up for so long for a reason, people wanted it to. They were asking questions and getting straight answers.

It is now obvious some want it down and are going to insult me and degrade my work to achieve that. Simple jealousy, nothing more than this is at work. I do not intend to hang around and fight with these bozos, I have better things to do with my time than have some bozo bimbo trash my name and work. You people deal with this trash, she's been banned from all 4 boards, may I suggest the reason is why is all she does is attack and trash people, she is nothing but a vampire. She feeds off of others anger and pain. Her attacks no longer work on me, I only feel pity for this evil sick person.

I am on the road now traveling in North Georgia and then will begin spending most of my time filming my DVD's. I want to devote my time to postive things which have postive outcomes and bring me postive feelings and joy. Posting on this board now brings me pain and ill feelings. I figured this would happen and those holding back would come for me. I now stop posting and take a vacation from you.

May God bless and peace be with you. May the wind be always on your back and all 9 balls fall. VENI VIDI VICI, OMNIA VINCIT AMOR. Latin for “I came, I saw, I conquered, love conquerors all.
“Fast Larry Guninger”
 
ajcu612 said:
Dear All,
I am the best pool/billiards player to have graced this planet. I repeatedly shout off my "repertoire," which should not be misconstrued as boastful because it is seldomly placed in every thread not applicable. I just figured my credentials should be known so that you know what I say is true. I am commonly mistaken to be boasting and apologize everytime for it; except, I like to do it over and over again.
Well, I'm off to show the world my talent, because I am so awesome!:D ...:rolleyes: :o
PS-I almost forgot my shameless plug for my new DVD!!:cool:
PSS-Did I mention how great I was? If not, I'M GREAT!!!:D
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This stupid and ignorant attack on fl has no purpose on this board. Take your problems and vendettas and vent them elsewhere. You should be banned from this board for posting this. You should not be allowed to attack fl in this manner nor anyone else. You suck.
 
You went and ran Fast Larry off! I was just thinking that maybe he's not upset at me anymore and I could ask him to play again! You're really a jerk.
 
No Jim. The guy's from Indiana. Sounds more like Steve Oaks, LOL.

"Just kidding Steve."
 
hemicudas said:
No Jim. The guy's from Indiana. Sounds more like Steve Oaks, LOL.

"Just kidding Steve."
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I dont care who the jerk is, the flame and attack should be taken down and the guy told by the admin people to cool it. Nobody on this board should be allowed to do this to any one, as that has been already stated, I want to put myk two cents in behind that statement. :mad:
 
pocoloco12003 said:
I dont care who the jerk is, the flame and attack should be taken down and the guy told by the admin people to cool it. Nobody on this board should be allowed to do this to any one, as that has been already stated, I want to put myk two cents in behind that statement. :mad:
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I agree, the gentleman has some educational things to say and rude people run him off.
 
I don't think there's anything at all wrong with ajcu612's posts. They're kinda funny. Why? Because there's more than a little truth to them, and humor with a little truth is always the funniest.

Fast Larry seems to love to claim records. Here's a statement from him, "The AZ views of 4200 ask fast Larry you see is the new record." Here's another, "It was a nice run, the thread ask Fast Larry any question ends now, my final posts on it are today. It ran 2 months from November to January 10th, 2004. It drew over 4200 views and 102 posts, 7 pages, which is the pool board record."

Hmm. Let's examine that, shall we?

Ask Fast Larry Any Question - 8 pages, 109 posts
Posts by Fast Larry - 60
Posts by Fast Larry with "players writing Fast an e-mail" - 9
Posts by Fast Larry with DVD being mentioned - 16
Date Thread Started - 11/25/2003
Date the Ask The Pros forums started - 11/11/2003

I'm not bashing Fast here, just trying to point out some "facts." I'm fairly certain the only reason Fast started that thread was because he wasn't given his own forum in the Ask the Pros section. Fast is a proven chest-thumper (even over stats that mean absolutely nothing and are entirely unverifiable, like his statements above). The large majority of his posts in the Ask Fast Larry Any Question thread were things like his "unsolicited emails from fans," updates of his trip to Asia, defenses of his status as a "pro," and, of course, the soon-to-be-released DVD. Most of his posts in the thread were not responses to questions at all.

So yeah, ajcu612, rock on. That stuff is funny.

-djb
 
I have to agree with DoomCue on this. Fast was on this board before and kicked off. How many people has Mike booted? Mike allows a lot on this board because I think he's bending over backwards to be fair to everyone, and I applaud him for that. Larry gets himself into these situations because of his constant bragging as DoomCue demonstrated above. As far as I'm concerned, he could be the greatest pool player on the planet but I don't know that. I've heard him say how good he is to the point of nausea. He could even be a nice guy in person, but I have no way of knowing that either. What I do know is that he:
1. Brags, brags and brags about his abilities and past achievements.
2. He flames others for having opinions that he disagrees with.
3. He writes posts that could be mini-novels.
4. He's usually in a flame war with someone.

Other than all of that, I have learned some things from him and he does have some good things to offer. What can I say?
 
1. Brags, brags and brags about his abilities and past achievements.
2. He flames others for having opinions that he disagrees with.
3. He writes posts that could be mini-novels.
4. He's usually in a flame war with someone.

Larry reminds me of another guy just like him on here.....lmao.................Larryworth.....of FastBlud! lol!
 
Some things are carved in stone and the one at the top of the list is LARRY DOES NOT GO AWAY. The needle is sunk deep in Larrys arm he can not stay away...LOL
 
Well if you guys want to run the guy off just keep piling on the insults to him. I dont think its funny to ridicule and make fun of any body. Those of you who do are nothing but a bunch of immature sickos. Grow up, that is not proper behavior any where any time.

One of you said the guy can't run 3 balls. I bought his video tape off of his web site and he has shots on there I can assure you nobody on this board can make. I went back and bought his 2nd tape and he runs a entire rack, 15 balls in one stroke. I think FL is right on this, there are a couple of nobodies here who cant stand the fact that fast is that much better at them and can make shots they can only dream about. You creaps seem to bve enjoying running the guy down, you make me sick. :mad:
 
jacko said:
Well if you guys want to run the guy off just keep piling on the insults to him. I dont think its funny to ridicule and make fun of any body. Those of you who do are nothing but a bunch of immature sickos. Grow up, that is not proper behavior any where any time.

One of you said the guy can't run 3 balls. I bought his video tape off of his web site and he has shots on there I can assure you nobody on this board can make. I went back and bought his 2nd tape and he runs a entire rack, 15 balls in one stroke. I think FL is right on this, there are a couple of nobodies here who cant stand the fact that fast is that much better at them and can make shots they can only dream about. You creaps seem to bve enjoying running the guy down, you make me sick. :mad:
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Jacko,

I'm not saying what he can or can't do. What I said about him is solely based on his posts. He puts himself in jeopardy by his own words.

Now, for you to make a statement like, "I bought his video tape off of his web site and he has shots on there I can assure you nobody on this board can make." is just plain stupid. You don't know who is on this board. Mike Massey could be on this board and I assure you he can do all the shots Larry does. Be careful what you say. This is exactly the kind of stuff that gets Larry in trouble. Think a little before you type!
 
Rickw said:
Jacko,

I'm not saying what he can or can't do. What I said about him is solely based on his posts. He puts himself in jeopardy by his own words.

Now, for you to make a statement like, "I bought his video tape off of his web site and he has shots on there I can assure you nobody on this board can make." is just plain stupid. You don't know who is on this board. Mike Massey could be on this board and I assure you he can do all the shots Larry does. Be careful what you say. This is exactly the kind of stuff that gets Larry in trouble. Think a little before you type!
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Here you are acting like big shot expert telling me I am stupid, when its really you who are dumber than a rock. I own and have watched two of his video tapes and have now ordered a third one. I have seen what the guy can do. There are dozens of shots on those tapes nobody on earth can duplicate. If you think you are so hot, buy the tapes, go out and fade them, then you will see. There is no question you have never seen the guys tapes and do not have a fargin clue what in the hell you are talkin about. Until you do how about you just shut the f up. Yes, nobody on this board can make at least two dozen of the shots I saw, nobody, especially you. Mike Massey is not on this board nor does he post on any board. The only guy we had on this board who knew anything about this subject you terds pissed off and ran off, which shows how ignorant you are. I am really upset over this and I may find another board to go to as well.
 
I'm not acting like a bigshot expert. If you read closely, I'm not making any judgments about his playing ability. I think I said that he could be the best player on the planet. Does that sound like I'm trying to be an expert? You are not reading the words I'm writing, you're just pissed off that someone is besmerching your idol. The issue is the way he posts. He gets himself in trouble all the time. I don't do it to him, he does it to himself. Read my words and chill out a little.

How can you be sure who is using these handles? You might just be surprised. You sure don't know who the heck I am I guarantee that.
 
Once upon a time...

There was a writing technique known as "Humor & Satire." It was seldomly employed because people did not know how to appreciate what it was--humorous and satirical. It incited hatred and disgust into the hearts of everybody in the kingdom. Nary a soul who could understand its concept. But, alas, there were a few souls who enjoyed its usage--Doomcue and myself. People ran rampantly through the streets professing, "HUMOR AND SATIRE ARE THE DEVIL! IT WILL NOT STAND!" blah, blah, blah...
THE END.
My thread was not meant to detract from what Fast Larry has given to the members of the community. It was meant to point out that there were a lot of extraneous facts that he threw in--for reasons unknown to anybody except him. I am sure that there are many people who could offer HELP AND ADVICE. And, they should be commended for doing so. But, muddling that advice with unneeded fluff should avoided. If people wanted to know the credentials of somebody else, all they would have to do is ask. I post no apologies for those that I have offended. I understand your anger and only ask that you try to understand my point of view. Whatever anybody tells you, ignorance is not bliss.
...By the way, I am not a female who lives in Washington.
PS-GO COLTS!!
 
One more thing Jacko, there are over 1000 people posting on this board from all over the world.
 
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