The vBookie.....EXPOSED!!!!!

junksecret

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OK...thats it!

Fellow AZ'ers UNITE!!!

Just who *IS* this vBookie anyway???? Does he wear a green translucent visor??? Is he hunched over a journal with hundreds....thousands....of vBets?? Does he have vRunners hitting every dive in vCyberville??

So...I've been thinkin'...could it be...Mr. Wilson?? Maybe that's it?? Should I start greasin' Mr. Wilson's vPalm in an effort to get a VBookie match on the (allegedly, all but a lock...geeeeee has Cubc posted up yet?) upcoming Cubc vs OMGWTF challenge match.

Yeah, THAT's the ticket...some kinda payola, a little vGravy, some vCheese, the vFee, a boodle of vCash, something, anything that I can put in a vEnvelope and slip behind his vLapel!

I know I've seen some AZ'ers with vBankrolls big enough to choke a horse!!!! I wonder if they have IVORY keyboards with EBONY keys and lots of fancy ring work?(hmmmm...side note...thread...who has the biggest vBankroll) Maybe THEY have access to the elusive, lurking, wondrous man behind the curtain, smoking his vCigar with his cronies, his hatchet men, his vCrew?

Soooooo.....will the REAL vBookie please expose himself because if he doesn't their may be a TURF WAR! I can see it now....Joe, aka Junksecret, Jojo, Joey the line, maybe I could even get my own booth in Hollywood Billiards?

I'll be in the WAR room with my vConsigliere gettin' da boys ready to go to battle!

Joe aka "Joey the line" (vMade Man)
 
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The identity of the vBookie will never be revealed. Like the Wizard of Oz, he/she will remain behind the proverbial curtain, his/her face never to be seen by the public. I hear the IRS is looking into RICO charges because of the rampant vGambling that occurs right here on this very forum.

Stay tuned, Joey, and you will survive the next main event. JAM's Tout Sheet will be forthcoming and will be distributed FREE on every vThread. :D

With your vChips in one hand and JAM's Tout Sheet in another, you'll be a winner every single vTournament. :p

JAM
 
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