This Red Neck goes YUPPIE.

vagabond

vagabond

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I spent all my leisure time in pool halls and usually did not miss my practice of pool except when I went to watch pool tournaments out of town.I am a beer drinker( Budweiser) and I bilttle wine drinkers calling them phony/plastic/yuppie crowd. I do not get involved in many activities and all I do is play pool and drink budweiser.Marissa Hallet who won the recent BCA`s womens open national championship in 8 ball in Las vegas asked me to go to wine festival with her.I thanked her for inviting me and joined her.I did not expect that I will have good times there because I know nothing about wines. There were many booths displaying various kinds of wines, cheeses,bread spread-Jams.There are all kinds of people mostly very pretty women.I enjoyed this unusual scenery which is different from pool hall scenery.On few occasions when some one asked me what I thought of that particular wine I said ``I am a red neck and I know nothing about the wines`` or any other stuff besides pool.Over all I had wonderfull experience.
Later we went back to pool room and played some one pocket.
The reason I posted this is to let you guys know how much I have been missing in life by hanging around the pool rooms all the time and not participating in other activities in life.I thank marissa hallet for showing me how to enjoy life and also thanks for her to show me how the yuppies live.
Hey craig reilly, I had very good time with your lady and I hope u will forgive me for that indulgence with out yore permission.Don`t let any bad thoughts come to your mind.I only drank wine and ate crackers & goat cheese with her and besides that I did nothing to her.:cool: :D :cool:
 
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As foward as that post was it could be borderline flaky. You think AZ is ready for something as gender fenceless as a man going to a wine tasting event with a non-marital friend.

Whats next guys learning how to cook and clean. I tell you this is all very questionable in the face of thousands of years of civilization and how things have been done. Its almost a smack in the face to civilization.

So what kind of wine did they serve with the white salty cheese with blue stuff in it.
 
vagabond said:
I did not expect that I will have good times there because I know nothing about wines.
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The only thing you need to know about wine is that it is something to drink and there are many different kinds. If you try one and don't like it, try another. :D
 
vagabond said:
I spent all my leisure time in pool halls and usually did not miss my practice of pool except when I went to watch pool tournaments out of town.I am a beer drinker( Budweiser) and I bilttle wine drinkers calling them phony/plastic/yuppie crowd. I do not get involved in many activities and all I do is play pool and drink budweiser.Marissa Hallet who won the recent BCA`s womens open national championship in 8 ball in Las vegas asked me to go to wine festival with her.I thanked her for inviting me and joined her.I did not expect that I will have good times there because I know nothing about wines. There were many booths displaying various kinds of wines, cheeses,bread spread-Jams.There are all kinds of people mostly very pretty women.I enjoyed this unusual scenery which is different from pool hall scenery.On few occasions when some one asked me what I thought of that particular wine I said ``I am a red neck and I know nothing about the wines`` or any other stuff besides pool.Over all I had wonderfull experience.
Later we went back to pool room and played some one pocket.
The reason I posted this is to let you guys know how much I have been missing in life by hanging around the pool rooms all the time and not participating in other activities in life.I thank marissa hallet for showing me how to enjoy life and also thanks for her to show me how the yuppies live.
Hey craig reilly, I had very good time with your lady and I hope u will forgive me for that indulgence with out yore permission.Don`t let any bad thoughts come to your mind.I only drank wine and ate crackers & goat cheese with her and besides that I did nothing to her.:cool: :D :cool:
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I learned way back in college how to drink wine.

Always, Always hold it in the middle so that that paper bag doesn't fall off.
 
Hey vagabond,
we had a great time, you are freaking hilarious!! Hey Craig, don't believe what he says, you know you are my favorite! Well, you all should see the pictures! NM has more than dust and great weather.
 
nmpoolplr said:
Hey vagabond,
we had a great time, you are freaking hilarious!! Hey Craig, don't believe what he says, you know you are my favorite! Well, you all should see the pictures! NM has more than dust and great weather.
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Hey craig ,
Marissa is withholding the information and she is not telling you all the things we did.:D
 
So what flavors of Boones did you try?

Here are some user tesitimonials you can use at the next wine tasting so you can demostrate your mastery of fine wines;

Hear what Boone’s Farm drinkers have to say about its deliciousness...
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“I purchased two bottles of Boone’s in Puerto Rico. It was great!” - Doug (New Zealand)

“I never puke!” [right before projectile vomiting on Doug] - Waldie (Panama City Beach, FL)

“I enjoy drinking Boone’s Farm in the dark by myself…. Well, my dogs are there and my wife is upstairs asleep.” - Josh (San Marcos, TX)
 
Rich R. said:
The only thing you need to know about wine is that it is something to drink and there are many different kinds. If you try one and don't like it, try another. :D
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that is a good one rich R.It is like trying a different women if one rejects me. :D
 
justnum said:
As foward as that post was it could be borderline flaky. You think AZ is ready for something as gender fenceless as a man going to a wine tasting event with a non-marital friend.

Whats next guys learning how to cook and clean. I tell you this is all very questionable in the face of thousands of years of civilization and how things have been done. Its almost a smack in the face to civilization.

So what kind of wine did they serve with the white salty cheese with blue stuff in it.
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I tasted so many wines and I did not keep track of the names.After that I went back to pool room i drank my `Buttweiser`.
 
nmpoolplr said:
boys and their toys...maybe you BOTH should get out of the poolhall
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After you have shown me wonderfull time out side the pool hall how can I dispute yore statement:cool:
 
You mean to tell me there are different kinds of whines than what I hear every time I try to match up at the pool room?

Honestly, the two worst hangovers I ever had were wine related. WHOOOOW! I still hurt just thinking about them.

Mixing Annie Green Springs Apricot and Mad Dog 20/20 is not a healthy thing. I felt my hair growing for three days after that debauchery!

Stones

Famous Quote:
As Robin Williams says, "I like my women like I like my wine-----Warm and ready to pass out!"
 
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I thought all your wine came out of a box. That reminds me...Vagabond, of course nothing happened with you and Marissa...you were all tuckered out with all those hookers, weren't you? :p
 
I enjoy the humor and honesty behind this thread. I like to do all kinds of weird things when I need a break from pool, but definitely the strangest was attending a Mensa meeting. My brother in law is a member and we were joking around at dinner one night about him being "better" than the rest of us since he was a "genius". I never told him I was tested in high school and qualified for his "little fun club!" After a few Vodkas he challenged me to take the test, and I scored 153.....a few points higher than him!:eek: the look on his face was priceless! :D

the meeting was as some might think.....smart people, who some of which like to tell you they are smart, arguing about obscure subjects, AND....on topic, drinking damn good wine!;)

Gerry
 
rackmsuckr said:
I thought all your wine came out of a box. That reminds me...Vagabond, of course nothing happened with you and Marissa...you were all tuckered out with all those hookers, weren't you? :p
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I left all the hookers in vegas.:p :D :p
 
Gerry said:
arguing about obscure subjects, AND....on topic, drinking damn good wine!;)

Gerry
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Now does that qualify me to be a member of Mensa?:D
BTW how do the mensa people do in one pocket?
 
vagabond said:
Now does that qualify me to be a member of Mensa?:D
BTW how do the mensa people do in one pocket?
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I'm not sure? I think they would calculate every option, dispute all requests for weight, and then contract paralisis analysis and go get drunk!:D, or is that what I would do?...hmmm

Gerry
 
Hey Marrias sorry for being slack will reply to your email soon. Had a good time and a pleasure meeting u and vagabond again of course! (vag every hooker I have...err...well they all keep asking about u!) ;)

Im still at the Riv and day has now become night ....aghhhhhhh! :eek:
 
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