To Don Purdy/Woof Woof

[Matt_24]

Egg, the guy couldn't make a ball on a bet. My table plays better than most of em out there. Maybe we can play some partners with jaz and Matt soon. That is if anybody will take Matt as a partner. I guess we could draw pills to make it fair. Spread his no playing ass around a little. Hell, maybe he might learn something. I am waiting for jhendri2 to come into town too.
I love them $1 double cheeseburgers. That's my limit though. 2 Mc. D. doublecheese burgers. I might even smoke up an octopus for ya. Matt liked it. Next time I am gonna serve him CROW.
Purdman

I'll take ANYONE on here as partner against Purdman and it's a lock that we will clean up. Don't even ask him about playing some scotch doubles 9 ball, because he can't SPELL 9 ball. He can barely sound out one pocket. That no-strokin, half-hearted Purdy wins 3 games and I have to hear all this! Bring your tired..crotchety old ass to Champions and the AZer's can be an audience and we will see WHO wants to play on MY team.

Ain't this woofing fun?

Matt

 

[gwvavases]

As a matter of fact, you did win. Ain't I a great host. I have known Matt for a while so I gave him my B game. You got my C game. My wife gets my D game. I am glad you are moving back. Then we can even up the score. Take care now and give me a shout if I can help ya with anything. Do you know where you are going to move to?
Don

Well...I might need a hand unloadin my furniture. How's your back?

I'm making a quick visit 8/10-8/12 to find a house. Probably gonna buy a house someplace near Ft. Belvoir (Springfield or Lorton), but I might decide to rent for a while. My real estate agent has instructions to show me only houses that have rec rooms that are at least 14.5 ft by 19 ft. to accommodate my 9' Brunswick Gibson. That just about rules out any houses that cost under $425,000. Ugh!

I don't think I'll have any time to hook up with you during this trip, but I'll definitely give you a shout after I get moved in (unless, of course, you want to unload my moving van for me....I mean WITH me).

George

 

[JoeyA]

Sure will, Bill.
Thanks,
JoeyA

Love the avatar, Joey. Tell Hump hello.

 

[StoneCold]

i like asking someone if they are going to play with or without the ski mask(i.e. they're robbing me)

called a guy the "nutless wonder" once......that was good.


as far as being witness...........i've witnessed quite a few classic keith woofing sessions that left me and quite a few other people rolling on the floor.

VAP

One of the funniest things ive ever heard was when Keith was in Houston he beat a guy out of like 12,000 or so giving him 2 on the wire and the 8 ball in a race to 9. I mean beat this guy out of like 6 sets in a row. Keith then goes to another pool hall and keeps playing other people for 2 days straight. The guy comes back and says he wants to play some more and beats Keith the first set. Keith starts to break his stick apart and says "I can't beat you even" and quits. THe whole pool hall was rolling on the floor laughing.

 

[JAM]

One of the funniest things ive ever heard was when Keith was in Houston he beat a guy out of like 12,000 or so giving him 2 on the wire and the 8 ball in a race to 9. I mean beat this guy out of like 6 sets in a row. Keith then goes to another pool hall and keeps playing other people for 2 days straight. The guy comes back and says he wants to play some more and beats Keith the first set. Keith starts to break his stick apart and says "I can't beat you even" and quits. THe whole pool hall was rolling on the floor laughing.

If you're talking about Barry Strickland, Keith beat him out of 15,000 at Legends. He then took his winings and proceeded on over to a joint named Bogey's.

Barry followed him around like a little puppy dog all over Houston, but wouldn't play until 2 days expired. Keith ended up blowing 10,000 back to him. I'm pretty sure I got the money figures right, but that's a close rendition of what happened.

JAM

 

[StoneCold]

If you're talking about Barry Strickland, Keith beat him out of 15,000 at Legends. He then took his winings and proceeded on over to a joint named Bogey's.

Barry followed him around like a little puppy dog all over Houston, but wouldn't play until 2 days expired. Keith ended up blowing 10,000 back to him. I'm pretty sure I got the money figures right, but that's a close rendition of what happened.

JAM

Yeah, I knew it was somewhere in that area 12, 15, and I know they did keep playing after he had been up that long, but it was hilarious when he lost that first set back to him and said that. The other thing I remember about that night was this safety Keith played on Barry. Barry is on the hill and Keith is at 7, and Keith got bad shape on the 7 and couldn't make it anywhere. Roger Allen, a local cue maker and I were sweatin it on the rail, Roger looked at me and said this set is over, within 2 seconds Keith shot a safety that noone at Bogies could have dreamed of shooting. Keith won that set and came over to me and said, and I quote, "How did I hit it?" Keith walked off and Roger stands up and says, "No wonder the WHOLE WORLD'S GOT THE 8". Jam I tell ya, it was awesome!