Push 1 for Spanish, push 2 for English. Please don't hang up. Your call is very important to us. ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫ Did you know you can buy postage stamps at any of our USPS locations? Just a reminder that we'll be closed for Labor Day. If you're calling about mailing junk mail, push 5. Does your package contain anything hazardous, liquid or perishable? Regulations prohibit mailing explosives, snake venom and bull sperm. ♫♫♫♫♫ Consider a career with USPS. Must be able to walk slowly. Please hold while we transfer your call to an associate in India. ♫♫♫♫♫