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!Smorgass Bored

!Smorgass Bored

Hump ? What HUMP ?
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Hello, my name is Doug and I'm v-gambling addict. I've spent all my v-cash and now I'm v-broke. I mean, I'm v-busted & v-disgusted. Mike, please loan me 500 more v-dollars. I hope that someone will loan me 500 v-dollars. Don't make me v-lie, v-cheat and v-steal to support my habit. C'mon, loan me some v-money. I have some good v-informatin on an upcoming event and I'll give you this v-tip, if you can keep a v-secret and loan me some v-dollars. Did I mention that my dear sweet wife is very ill and needs a v-operation ? Won't someone help me in this time of need ? ....... thanks, Doug
 
I'd lend you some of my v-money, but I think you'd spend it the same way you spent all of yours, not on gambling but on a whole bunch of v-good beer.
Wait on second thought, I think that's what I'll do. Where did you go that accepted all of those v-bucks?

I was also thinking of buying some new pool equipment...what do you think about v-talie pool tables?
 
deadstroke32 said:
What is v cash how do u get it ?
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Look under your information on the right hand side of your posts. You have 500 bucks in your account. I think the betting windows are currently closed due to race termination. Stay tuned for the next event.
 
deadstroke32 said:
What is v cash how do u get it ?
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Mike gives everyone 500 v-dollars and gets them hooked on gamblng and then reduces them to begging the board for more v-money. You have 500 v-dollars (where were you when I needed you?) in you account. Scroll down the posts in the Main Forum and look for the '$' sign next to a post titled "Pick The Joss Finale Winner" for information on gambling with your v-money. I see that even a 13 year old is now hooked on gambling on pool matches. What next ? V-cigarettes ? I've got 500 v-dollars back in my account and NOW there's nothing to bet on. I'm having the v-D.T.'s .... I need a v-fix to get this v-monkey off my back.. imo
 
Smorgass Bored said:
I see that even a 13 year old is now hooked on gambling on pool matches. What next ? V-cigarettes ?
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YIKES!!! Heavens to Betsy!! He's been introduced to cussin' and now gambling??!! That's it...close down all windows...arrest the bookie...this is a terrible influence on today's youth and he's becoming an addict. We can't have this kind of stuff going on around here! Now he'll be cussin' up a storm if he loses a bet. Mike....Mike....I don't know what the worst of these two evils is, but I think it's the gambling. Whirrrrrrrrr.........Whirrrrrrrrr.......Whirrrrrrr........that's the sound of the forum commando's storming the place in their cars now. RUN........
 
Smorgass Bored said:
I've got 500 v-dollars back in my account and NOW there's nothing to bet on. I'm having the v-D.T.'s .... I need a v-fix to get this v-monkey off my back.. imo
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Wanna go 5 ahead for 100v's?
 
You must be careful in how you get more of your v-dollars. You might might get some v-dollars if you wear your v-thong, v-neck, v-stockings and make more v-dollars. However, you also run the risk of getting a v-D.
I'm just waiting till I get enough v-dollars so I can afford a V-iper with a v-10 engine and pick up women in v-kinis.

oy-vey
 
Cletus said:
You must be careful in how you get more of your v-dollars. You might might get some v-dollars if you wear your v-thong, v-neck, v-stockings and make more v-dollars. However, you also run the risk of getting a v-D.
I'm just waiting till I get enough v-dollars so I can afford a V-iper with a v-10 engine and pick up women in v-kinis.

oy-vey
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So all i have to do is bet on the next big event? And i'll win v cash or lose. .Can u spend like real money ? Or get prizes ?
 
deadstroke32 said:
So all i have to do is bet on the next big event? And i'll win v cash or lose. .Can u spend like real money ? Or get prizes ?
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Yes, I think Mike is going to give everyone REAL money for each v-dollar that they have accumulated by the end of the year... (I'm currently shopping for a nice v-fishing boat)
 
what in the world?

what is the vcash? i see i have 500 but i dont know what its for or how to use it... anyone with help would be appreciated...
 
Bham, You can bet on certain tournaments that Mike posts. Theres one on the board now for Peoria. WPBA Sam
 
the420trooper said:
Dammit, Smorg...you were a funny dude! :thumbup:

We still haven't forgotten...
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While we were good friends, I missed a lot of his threads as he posted a lot and I couldn't keep up with them all.

REP to you if I could send you some. Thanks for remembering one of AZ Billiards most memorable people.

Smorg had a lot of humor and I enjoyed it all even when it was a little stinger sent my way. :p
JoeyA
 
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