Well, Let's See....Shane vs Earl NOW

!Smorgass Bored

!Smorgass Bored

Hump ? What HUMP ?
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Well, shane won the first day 30-17.

So, over a three day period that would make the score 90-51 unless Shane comes off the stall and kicks it up a notch.

Even with the 40 games, it figures to be Shane 100 to Earl's 91..... Oy-Vey !

Against my better judgement, I'm prepared to take Earl and 40 games for $50 and we'll pay off on Poker Stars.

Doug
( I'm only going to bet with the first TWO to accept this gift and be verified (not certified) )
 
Hell with 40 games I will bet every dime I can get my hands on. You are not asking for much are you.:confused:
 
I Have Lofty Goals And Point Spreads

nichollss said:
Hell with 40 games I will bet every dime I can get my hands on. You are not asking for much are you.:confused:
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No Bet For You !

..................................NEXT ?
 
smorg...really man..are you just trolling for suckers or do you seriously think your offering a good line for shane bettors?
 
This Is A BIG Pond And I Only Have To Catch TWO Fish

nichollss said:
Hell with 40 games I will bet every dime I can get my hands on. You are not asking for much are you.
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That's why there are so many hungry homeless people on the streets, washing windshields for a handout.
Shane could easily go on to win this match 100-39 and then you would sleep in the street and eat from KFC dumpsters.

Doug
(not a pretty picture is it) :)
 
Smorgass Bored said:
That's why there are so many hungry homeless people on the streets, washing windshields for a handout.
Shane could easily go on to win this match 100-39
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In that case I'm sure you'll be willing to take all the action that Earl doesn't get to 40 that you can get, right?
 
PoolBum said:
In that case I'm sure you'll be willing to take all the action that Earl doesn't get to 40 that you can get, right?
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Ah, er, um, ah, ahem <cough-cough> No speekie inklish !!!!!
 
Ask for 'The World', You Just Might GET IT

uwate said:
smorg...really man..are you just trolling for suckers or do you seriously think your offering a good line for Shane bettors?
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Well, all the people that took Shane and spotted...(whatever) and 2 to 1 on the money EVEN are laughing their asses off at present. Shane almost covered the 20 game 'spot' on the FIRST DAY.
Doug
 
Steroids????

Smorgass Bored said:
Well, shane won the first day 30-17.

So, over a three day period that would make the score 90-51 unless Shane comes off the stall and kicks it up a notch.

Even with the 40 games, it figures to be Shane 100 to Earl's 91..... Oy-Vey !

Against my better judgement, I'm prepared to take Earl and 40 games for $50 and we'll pay off on Poker Stars.

Doug
( I'm only going to bet with the first TWO to accept this gift and be verified (not certified) )
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Are you on steroids?? :eek: :D :eek:
 
But, I Did NOT Inhale

jgpool said:
Are you on steroids?? :eek: :D :eek:
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Well, since I'm not being considered for the HOF, yes, yes I am.
I'm on batter dipped, deep fried, STEROIDS....... for my hemorrhoids.
Doug
( please put on surgical gloves before you check my story ) :)
 
Therapist(sp)

Smorgass Bored said:
Well, since I'm not being considered for the HOF, yes, yes I am.
I'm on batter dipped, deep fried, STEROIDS....... for my hemorrhoids.
Doug
( please put on surgical gloves before you check my story ) :)
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You know I'm a world renown colonic therapist(sp)? :eek: :eek:
 
Oy-Vey, What Next ?

Originally Posted by Smorgass Bored:
I'm on batter dipped, deep fried, STEROIDS....... for my hemorrhoids.
Doug
( please put on surgical gloves before you check my story )



jgpool said:
You know I'm a world renown colonic therapist ? :eek: :eek:
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I'm sure that you are aware that therapist spells....... the rapist.
Doug
( your Freudian slip is showing ) :)
 
Hemline

Smorgass Bored said:
Originally Posted by Smorgass Bored:
I'm on batter dipped, deep fried, STEROIDS....... for my hemorrhoids.
Doug
( please put on surgical gloves before you check my story )






I'm sure that you are aware that therapist spells....... the rapist.
Doug
( your Freudian slip is showing ) :)
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Why are you looking at my hemline?? :confused: :eek: :D
 
Who Was He ? He Rode Off, Leaving A Silver Toothpick Behind...... Hi-Ho SILVER !!!

That's it, the betting window is now CLOSED.

Doug
(I may Open it again tomorrow and ask for 60 games on the wire..... which still might not be enough )
 
You better check if you're still breathing. Would you bet you're alive?
 
He might not be able to tell as I've heard he's so lazy he only breathes every other time like me. My dad used to tell me a drop of sweat off of me would cure cancer it would be so rare.

Leonard
 
Smorgass Bored said:
No Bet For You !

..................................NEXT ?
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OK, now you are just killing me. Do you know how bad it burns when you laugh wild-turkey out of your nose?
 
I Try NOT To Laugh

Smorgass Bored wrote seriously:
No Bet For You !

..................................NEXT ?


PROG8R said:
OK, now you are just killing me. Do you know how bad it burns when you laugh Wild-Wurkey out of your nose?
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If it's anything like Jack Daniels, it's BRUTAL.
Doug
( when I won my 'Bob', to become Tampa Tubby-Bob, I was asked what I did for a living and I replied that I was a Professional Poolplayer..... and my brother laughed a large Louisiana raw oyster through his nose ) :)
 
Smorgass Bored said:
Smorgass Bored wrote seriously:
No Bet For You !

..................................NEXT ?





If it's anything like Jack Daniels, it's BRUTAL.
Doug
( when I won my 'Bob', to become Tampa Tubby-Bob, I was asked what I did for a living and I replied that I was a Professional Poolplayer..... and my brother laughed a large Louisiana raw oyster through his nose ) :)
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Turkey is Bourbon and much more harsh than Jack which is a blendid whiskey
 
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