what are these cue sellers talking about?

jalapus logan · 2012-11-05T00:51:40+00:00

I saw this moments ago in the for sale section by a fella hawking a Bautista cue: "this cue...hits a ton & the feedback amazes". What the f$%k is this guy talking about? I've seen people talk about cues "hitting a ton", but I can't figure out what the hell it means. And feedback??? WTF? The only feedback I need is if I see the ball fall. Perhaps folks are just struggling to say to buyers that they are really just selling a peice of wood that has a few bells and whistles and has a piece of leather glued on one end. Maybe I just don't understand new pool lingo. Perhaps it's because I'm over 30. Oh yeah, you'll never see me wearing a Hustlin' t-shirt either. Feedback...LMFAO... Oh wait a minute, I think that I found a use for the above advertisement. I think that after I serve my wife the nice almond encrusted trout I've prepared tonight accompanied with a complimentary cabernet, I think that I'll woo her with the sweet entrapment: "hey honey, my shaft hits a ton, wanna see..."