A pretty good player was shooting at the red ball. The blue ball was way in front of it, he hit it first and banked it up-table. After I said it was a bad hit, he said no way, I hit the red first. How did the other ball bank up-table then? He said "I hit it AFTER I hit the red". That would have been some interesting shot to see, hitting the red ball, then swooping around to bank the blue. It still took me about a minute to explain to him that it was impossible for what he said happened to happen.
Another drunk guy, clearly not a good player, playing in the TAP league I just joined a week ago. Every shot he missed seemed to cause him amazement that he missed it. Despite the fact that he missed at least every other shot and often a few in a row. I think there was a Dilbert cartoon about the benefits of being stupid (drunk in many cases), things are new and exiting to you. "WOW, pretzels WITH salt on them? When did they come up with THAT???"
Another drunk guy, clearly not a good player, playing in the TAP league I just joined a week ago. Every shot he missed seemed to cause him amazement that he missed it. Despite the fact that he missed at least every other shot and often a few in a row. I think there was a Dilbert cartoon about the benefits of being stupid (drunk in many cases), things are new and exiting to you. "WOW, pretzels WITH salt on them? When did they come up with THAT???"
