What's the most piddly question or subject you've ever heard about on AZB?

If I see another thread on whether to tell your opponent he's shooting the wrong ball
I'M GOING TO GET SICK...ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD

Please,compete honorably and take responsibility for your decisions.
 
parts is parts...

what if you took shanes stroke, bustys break, earls rhythm, mosconi's eye, efrens kicks, keith's confidence?..........................................................................................................................................................................................................

Best,
Brian kc
P.S. What if you took Rachel Hunter's legs, Cindy Crawford's butt, Christie Brinkley's face....................................? :wink:
 
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Ok, this is being generated as a result of reading the Obsessive/compulsive thread about rediculous pool behavior:

http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=200421

And that got me to thinking about a question I was going to pose on ABZ to see if I would get anybody to respond seriously or scientifically to it:

I'm guessing I would:

Do you think that dust mites can cause a cue ball to roll off course on an extremely slow pocket speed shot?
Lots of people complain about how piddly some of the threads are, so let's hear it ---

What's the most piddly question or subject you've ever heard is discussed or asked on AZB?

About half of all of 'em, it seems like, lately.
 
My friend - he knows a lot about pool - was telling me that my problem is that I am left-handed but using a cue for right-handers. He pointed out that the irish linen was wrapped around my cue in a clockwise direction, which is correct for right-handers, but it should be counterclockwise for a left-handers. Can anyone recommend a cuemaker who will properly install irish linen for left-handers?

Lefty
 
My friend - he knows a lot about pool - says I can improve my rhythm by laying the chalk down on its side rather than chalk side up. Chalk side up means my fingers have to turn the chalk to chalk my cue, but chalk on its side means it will go right to the tip without any unnecessary motion. He says Efren lays the chalk on its side - what do you think?

Blue Diamond chalk, of course!
 
My friend - he knows a lot about pool - says I should shave the hair off my right arm to cut down on air resistance for my nine ball break. He says Larry Nevel has done this, along with the hair on his head, and look at the results he gets. What do you think?
 
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My friend - he knows a lot about pool - says I should shave the hair off my right arm to cut down on air resistance for my nine ball break. He says Larry Nevel has done this, along with the hair on his head. What do you think?

your freind needs butt weights
 
I am thinking of going on a Filipino diet to improve my pool game. It must be chock full of vitamins and minerals that will sharpen my eyesight and improve my aim. I'm looking for Filipino recipes - please PM me (real Filipinos only)
 
I am announcing the creation of a cue which will revolutionize the game of pool. It is called the Adjusta-Balance Cue. It has a floating weight which moves forward and back with a simple twist of the Adjusta-Wheel. Do you have a delicate cut shot? Then twist the Adjusta-Wheel to the right to move the balance forward and finesse the ball in. A power force follow shot? Then move the Adjusta-Wheel to the left to move the balance back and power the ball with maximum force and optimum control.

Financing opportunities are available to a select few.
 
what if you took shanes stroke, bustys break, earls rhythm, mosconi's eye, efrens kicks, keith's confidence?..........................................................................................................................................................................................................

Best,
Brian kc
P.S. What if you took Rachel Hunter's legs, Cindy Crawford's butt, Christie Brinkley's face....................................? :wink:

Someone asked me to play for a g-note yesterday......
....but i didn't have the parts....
 
I'll add another one. If I have to see one more post from someone asking about how Kamui tips compare to others, or how the Kamui blacks compare to the originals ... basically anything about Kamui tips ... I might come unhinged. Remember people, the search function is your friend.
 
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