I was thinking about this the other day and it occurred to me that there's a hell of a lot of money in snooker (at least compared to pool) so maybe we should all play snooker instead. Except the pool audience would hate snooker's rules. Snooker needs to speed up and be more aggressive to appeal to pool fans.
New rules for snooker:
1) No soft breaks - three reds must pass the the middle pockets. Pink ball is left off the table until after the break, then spotted. Any color made on the break does not count and is respotted.
2) "Ball on" does NOT reset for the incoming player. You miss the color? You opponent has the option of shooting color OR red. So no playing safe up to balk tapping one of the balk colors when you don't like how the reds are sitting for a run.
3) You must make contact with the "ball on" AND a rail. None of this two-inch roll to tap a pack of reds bullshit.
4) You don't get four points for your opponent failing to make legal contact. You get ball in hand. Scratch is ball in hand.
5) Points of the colors has to change. While there are reds still on the table:
Yellow, Green and Brown = 4
Black, Pink and Blue = 2
Once the reds are gone, every color is worth 5.
6) Colors do not have to go in clean and you do not have to call your color - in fact, if you play a carom off any number of colors, you add their point value. If you pot multiple colors on the same shot, you multiply their point value by each other. Maths, b!tches!
7) The score follows a raw point total up to a 200+, like in straight pool, not racks/frames.
8) Every ball is worth double if you bank that mofo.
9) 15-second shot clock,twats. You gotta SPRINT 12 feet around the table if you play a down-table shot. No time to put on an extension? That's okay we have no foot-on-floor rule, instead you you just can't have either shoe touching the playing surface.
Also no stupid Strachan napped cloth, use only the finest Simonis bathed in teflon. The steel-backed rails and pocket shape can stay.
New rules for snooker:
1) No soft breaks - three reds must pass the the middle pockets. Pink ball is left off the table until after the break, then spotted. Any color made on the break does not count and is respotted.
2) "Ball on" does NOT reset for the incoming player. You miss the color? You opponent has the option of shooting color OR red. So no playing safe up to balk tapping one of the balk colors when you don't like how the reds are sitting for a run.
3) You must make contact with the "ball on" AND a rail. None of this two-inch roll to tap a pack of reds bullshit.
4) You don't get four points for your opponent failing to make legal contact. You get ball in hand. Scratch is ball in hand.
5) Points of the colors has to change. While there are reds still on the table:
Yellow, Green and Brown = 4
Black, Pink and Blue = 2
Once the reds are gone, every color is worth 5.
6) Colors do not have to go in clean and you do not have to call your color - in fact, if you play a carom off any number of colors, you add their point value. If you pot multiple colors on the same shot, you multiply their point value by each other. Maths, b!tches!
7) The score follows a raw point total up to a 200+, like in straight pool, not racks/frames.
8) Every ball is worth double if you bank that mofo.
9) 15-second shot clock,twats. You gotta SPRINT 12 feet around the table if you play a down-table shot. No time to put on an extension? That's okay we have no foot-on-floor rule, instead you you just can't have either shoe touching the playing surface.
Also no stupid Strachan napped cloth, use only the finest Simonis bathed in teflon. The steel-backed rails and pocket shape can stay.
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