I heard through the grapevine Williebetmore was writing an instructional book primarily focused on the shadier side of the game. I contacted his publisher to find out when I could get a copy and they provided me a sample of what we can expect. I can’t wait to see what the rest of the book contains. Promises to be an instant classic.
Williebetmore’s top ten drills
1) Place a small bag filled with something to give it weight on the light over the table. Now practice removing it so no one will notice. Repeat this 100 times a day until it is second nature.
2)Practice freezing balls to the rail with your hand when so when no one is looking it is quick and automatic.
3) Practice how to palm raffle tickets, 10 minutes a day until you can do it in your sleep.
4) Practice adding additional points every time you mark up your score. This is often referred to as hauling lumber, it should be a central part of your game.
5) Learn your cell phone operation so you can make it ring by unobtrusively touching one button.
6) Make up a story and stick to it. Do this everyday until you yourself can’t tell truth from fiction.
7) Practice passing currency to others so it won’t be noticeable to onlookers (as in paying off the ref).
8) Deny the obvious, argue the most absurd positions, practice until you feel no shame.
9) Learn how to grease your opponents tip while they are in the restroom.
10) Miss no opportunity at grandstanding by making excessive declarations regarding your own honesty or integrity while making false accusations regarding your opponents character. This has the effect of a diversionary smoke screen if done correctly. As above repeat until you feel no shame.
Williebetmore’s top ten drills
1) Place a small bag filled with something to give it weight on the light over the table. Now practice removing it so no one will notice. Repeat this 100 times a day until it is second nature.
2)Practice freezing balls to the rail with your hand when so when no one is looking it is quick and automatic.
3) Practice how to palm raffle tickets, 10 minutes a day until you can do it in your sleep.
4) Practice adding additional points every time you mark up your score. This is often referred to as hauling lumber, it should be a central part of your game.
5) Learn your cell phone operation so you can make it ring by unobtrusively touching one button.
6) Make up a story and stick to it. Do this everyday until you yourself can’t tell truth from fiction.
7) Practice passing currency to others so it won’t be noticeable to onlookers (as in paying off the ref).
8) Deny the obvious, argue the most absurd positions, practice until you feel no shame.
9) Learn how to grease your opponents tip while they are in the restroom.
10) Miss no opportunity at grandstanding by making excessive declarations regarding your own honesty or integrity while making false accusations regarding your opponents character. This has the effect of a diversionary smoke screen if done correctly. As above repeat until you feel no shame.
