Williebetmore Interview

Snapshot9 said:
that Vegas opens up a line on this match.

Breakup seems like someone that would be very enjoyable to watch through the little window in the door of his 'room'..... lol

Wille ... Better watch out for this guy. With his imagination, he could come with that 'Hail Mary' shot to win the match .... lol
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Snap-man,
Yes, you are correct. I've been thinking of insisting that he play the entire match wearing one of those Hannibal Lecter-type masks. I would feel a LOT safer.
 
Willie I was sure you would rather I post your interview from MAD magazine rather than the alternative lifestyle magazine also on the stands this month. That interview was quite a bit more racy and this being a family website and all.

By the way though, nice work on the Daisy Chain condom ad, who would have thought there would be a market for “livestock grade” condoms. Well I guess in farm country.
 
I called the back issues department at Mad magazine to order the now infamous April 2006 edition, and the lady said they were sold out. She said someone calling himself "World" Willie Betmore had bought every copy they had. When she asked him why he wanted all the copies, he replied "Well, I'm sure you've heard of my hotel chain, the famous Betmore Hotels (someone keeps incorrectly spelling them Biltmore), and I thought my guests would love to have a complimentary issue of what is now being called the "red headed stepchild issue" at cocktail parties and elite-only pool tournaments." She told me Mr. Biltmore was sending her an autographed copy, and it only cost her twenty bucks. I again called my broker, Three-Finger Al from St. Cloud, and instructed him to buy all the Mad stock he could get his 8 fingers on. Man, this AZB experience is gonna make me rich!!

Breakup - you are THE MAN!
 
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jnav447 said:
I called the back issues department at Mad magazine to order the now infamous April 2006 edition, and the lady said they were sold out. She said someone calling himself "World" Willie Betmore had bought every copy they had.
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Jnav I talked to the same lady. I asked her what bank and where this payment for these issues went thru. She said the bank was located in Alaska!!!
 
jnav447 said:
I called the back issues department at Mad magazine to order the now infamous April 2006 edition, and the lady said they were sold out. She said someone calling himself "World" Willie Betmore had bought every copy they had. When she asked him why he wanted all the copies, he replied "Well, I'm sure you've heard of my hotel chain, the famous Betmore Hotels (someone keeps incorrectly spelling them Biltmore), and I thought my guests would love to have a complimentary issue of what is now being called the "red headed stepchild issue" at cocktail parties and elite-only pool tournaments." She told me Mr. Biltmore was sending her an autographed copy, and it only cost her twenty bucks. I again called my broker, Three-Finger Al from St. Cloud, and instructed him to buy all the Mad stock he could get his 8 fingers on. Man, this AZB experience is gonna make me rich!!

Breakup - you are THE MAN!
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Jnav,
WHISTLE!!!! Fifteen yard penalty for piling on, you owe me a brew.
 
Williebetmore said:
Jnav,
WHISTLE!!!! Fifteen yard penalty for piling on, you owe me a brew.
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You got it. I just happened to have a new beer I'm thinking of marketing, called Der Villie Belchmoore...think you'll like it. All kidding aside, when we cross paths, the beer's on me. And I'll wait at least 1 month before I pile on again.
 
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