World Snooker Championships 2016

Ton-up Ding ends McManus' dream

http://www.sportinglife.com/snooker...er-ding-junhui-beats-alan-mcmanus-17-11-in-sf

Snooker World Championship: Ding Junhui first Asian in final :

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/36179169

(In my best Hazel Irvine typing .)

There was a shock result today at The Crucible Theatre when the Qualifier from China , Ding Junhui beat the Qualifier from ITV4 Sports Snooker , Alan McManus in the Semi Final dubbed 'The Battle Of The Qualifiers 17-11 to reach The Final.....

Dang , I knew you'd guess it was me typing and not Hazel Irvine :D Anyway , years ago when Ding won the UK a few of us Punters were watching him at the Snooker and we agreed he was good enough to win the World's so the only shock is the fact it's taken him this long to reach his first Final .

Alan McManus had a great tournament , came from the clouds to reach the Semi Finals and play well in defeat and go home with a paycheck for £66,000 . He also had a great day when his football team Glasgow Celtic to all but sealed the SPL League title when they beat Stephen Hendry's team Heart Of Midlothian by 3-1 .
 
Mark Selby 12 V 12 Marco Fu

Selby still all square with Fu :

http://www.sportinglife.com/snooker...-deep-to-draw-level-with-marco-fu-at-crucible

Betting Zone :

3/5 Mark Selby V Marco Fu 7/5

Skybet Markets :

4/7 Mark Selby V Marco Fu 5/4

If your having a bet the best of luck !

Checklist of items you may need to get through this match :

An alarm non stop shot clock set for every 30 seconds , plenty of electricity , make sure your internet bill is payed , a large stock of food & snacks , medication such as smelling salts , plenty of cigarettes & alcohol but most of all inform your partners & friends that you are about to watch this match & not to worry or call the Cops incase your gone too long . I hope it doesn't last too long but I have my doubts somehow.....:thumbup:
 
Mark Selby 13 V 13 Marco Fu

It's all happening today at The Crucible .

Frame 27 and Marco moves a red with his finger and does the unforgivable sin of not declaring the foul and then when Mark Selby fails to get out the snooker and hits the Pink and gives 6 points away Marco says play it again .

The plot thickens.....
 
Mark Selby 17 V 15 Marco Fu

church66 said:
It's all happening today at The Crucible .

Frame 27 and Marco moves a red with his finger and does the unforgivable sin of not declaring the foul and then when Mark Selby fails to get out the snooker and hits the Pink and gives 6 points away Marco says play it again .

The plot thickens.....
Click to expand...

Time check 23.18 UK time .

The moment in time Marco Fu lost this match was at 13-13 and didn't declare the foul and had the audacity to get the balls replaced when Mark Selby hit the Pink and asked the Referee to replace the balls and send Mark Selby back into retake the shot . If you get the chance to see it again please do and after Marco Fu plays the initial undeclared foul stroke and sits back in his seat the camera pans into his face his eyes are everywhere and he doesn't know where to look .

The Snooker Gods never forgive or forget such things.....
 
The Script

Not a lot has happened in this years tournament to stir up my imagination this year at the Crucible 2016 . I haven't got writers block and a watched just about every match possible and sat up late to watch Snooker Classics episodes but some of those got pulled from the TV schedule and no Snooker Extra programme tonight either .....

MC Rob Walker :

Ladies and Gentlemen.....coming to you from The Crucible Theatre Sheffield.....

Fighting for The World Snooker Championships Of The World 2016.....

The Greatest Show The World.....

In the Red Corner fighting or Barry Hearn Promotions Ding Junhui.....

Enter to the Walk On Tune.....

In the Blue Corner fighting for Leicester City FC Promotions Mark Selby.....

In the Audience is the Audience . Us and my cast of characters .

The World Snooker Final starts at 2PM UK time .

Manchester United V Leicester City kick off at 2.05 PM UK time :

http://www.sportinglife.com/football/live/match-preview/341540/manchester-united-v-leicester-city

The first session of the Snooker Final will be interesting indeed as Mark selby will be well pumped up for his football team Leicester City to win their Premiership Title for the first time .
 
Mark Selby 13 V 13 Marco Fu

Scaramouche said:
Mark Selby fends off Marco Fu fight to reach World Championship final
http://www.livesnooker.com/category/major-ranking-events/selby-fends-off-fu-fight-20160501-0001/

Ding Junhui reaches historic first
http://www.livesnooker.com/category...ding-reaches-first-world-final-20160430-0002/

RECORD-BREAKER DING INTO A FIRST CRUCIBLE FINAL
http://www.inside-snooker.com/snooker/2016/4/30/record-breaker-ding-into-a-first-crucible-final
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Hi Scaramouche !

Have you got any Videotech friends out there that can reproduce that controversial incident in Frame 27 ? It might well help our Marco Fu Fans that were sad when his cuetip fell off earlier accept his subsequent defeat .
 
Mark Selby 4 V 0 Ding Junhui

http://www.sportinglife.com/football/live/match-commentary/341540/manchester-united-v-leicester-city

The champagne is on ice with that footie scoreline .

Meanwhile back at the Crucible Theater.....

Nosferatu, The Vampyre (1979) - The Crow Of The Cock :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE2niO-Th4U

Mark Selby is sucking the blood out of Emperor Barry Hearn's Toy Boy .

Let's eat luncheonmeat .

Good idea Batman let's recharge the viewer batteries as we watch a rerun of Nosferatu, The Vampyre (1979) - The Crow Of The Cock

Good Idea Batman !
 
Mark Selby 6 V 2 Ding Junhui

World Snooker Championship: Mark Selby leads Ding Junhui in final

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/36182534

Robbie Williams | 'I've Been Expecting You' | No Regrets :

It's just good to know that Scaramouche is still in the building

Manchester United 1 V 1 Leicester City = Calm down calm down and you haven't won the EPL title yet and meanwhile at the Snooker it's Mark Selby 6 V 2 Ding Junhui

Lt Frank Drebin , Officer Serpico and Sargent Stadanko at your service Scaramouche.

What's the mission Scaramouche ? Somebody has stolen The World Snooker Championship trophy and you have a day ans a half to relocate it,s destination .

The time check is 18.29 . The Dude abides and accepts this mission , hey Grasshopper , Cheech and Chong , Tony Mantana anybody else is more than welcome .
 
Mark Selby 6 V 2 Ding Junhui

Betting Zone :

4/11 Mark Selby V Ding Junhui 21/10

Skybet Markets :

https://www.skybet.com/snooker/snooker-live/event/19237003

4/11 Mark Selby V Ding Junhui 9/4

Tony Montana - Right scumbags , troop , dudes you gotta day and a half to locate my Trophy . It's going to Leicester or China but right now it;s stolen from my trophy room now go fetch or your chicken meat in the morning .

The Dude abides , dudes , let's go play fetch for Tony .:thumbup:
 
Mark Selby 7 V 5 Ding Junhui

Betting Zone :

4/11 v Ding Junhui 21/10

Skybet Markets :

https://www.skybet.com/snooker/snooker-live/event/19237003

Tony Montana .

Right you buncha schmuch's I need reports.....

Grasshopper say.....What is lost can be found....

Tony Montana Get the flying John Virgo outta my office

Tony Montana where the flying John Virgo is my Trophy Cheech and Chong and The Big Lebowski ? Hey man relax it is Sheffield .

Tony Montana .

Where is my Trophy you bunch of useless John Virgos.

I swear he swore at us said L.t Frank Drebin to Officer Serpico .
 
The Script

I've got to be honest , I fell asleep on the last few frames last night . I dreamt that if Mark Selby was 100 points behind and there was only the Pink and the Black left on the table he would still play on looking for Snookers to win the Frame.

It seemed like I lost two pages from the script so I had to go read all about it . A few hours of reading about how bad the slow play was I thought no wonder I fell asleep .

The Time Check was 12.23am when Mark Selby sunk the Green to lead 10-7 .

I looked up other Snooker threads and they were calling him Mark Slowby etc . His play was so slow The Big Lebowski passed him on the Highway but that's Snooker and probably one of the main reasons players pack it in and change channels to shoot some Pool .

Grasshopper says.....

Ding Junhui you have to at least tie the 3rd session or you may well be a spent force . "Grasshopper?" asked Ding Junhui , "Whatever happened to The Golden Cue?"
"Ah so you remember The Golden Cue my son , it is in a hidden Cue cabinet in Emperor Barry Hearn land . You must reach 18 Frames first my son and then and only then can you quest for the Golden Cue."

WTJohnVirgo I bet a Buck you all forgot about the Golden cue.....

Tony Montana , "Where's my JohnVirgoing Trophy ? It better be in my Dressing Room tonight , you hear me ?

The Crucible Theatre is surrounded by Cops , Lt Drebin , Sgt Stedenko Kojak etc but Cheech and Chong are the Bouncers and they are letting in all sorts of Billiard fans into the Crucible Theatre.....

Tonight's The Night somebody wins the Trophy , book your tickets at the TV Sets :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gChR_5FuOWU
 
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