This will be a long post but please bear with me as I need to vent. I shoot on a local bar league. I have been the team captain for the past two years. It is a fun league. I have the worse player in the world. She is the bar owner/manager. In two years she has won 1 match. Thursday night league nite is her party night. She drinks like a fish. Last year she could not make it to one match. The reason she was arrested at Taco Bell for Disorderly Conduct. Her excuse, "For $35.00 worth of tacos why can't they get my f-----g order right." Last week she had ball in hand on the 8 ball. she missed and lost the match 0-3. Of course it was my fault. Her excuse, "I am so full of negativity that I throw her game off." I reached my limit that night when after her match she came up to me and a close female friend and said, "I don't know what the H--l you are doing with him." Please AZers can anyone out there tell me of a worse teammate. And yes, I have kicked her off my team.
Worse Teammate in the World
- Thread starter Avenger
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Do you have pics of her? Is she hot? This thread is useless without pics. If she is hot, and she obviously has a little money, then you can give her a little more leeway. IMO
pharaoh68
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corvette1340 said:
I'm inclined to agree with corvette. You gotta share some pics with us. If she's hot, then all of this should be easily overlooked because:
A) She owns a Bar. (points in her favor)
B) She drinks like a champ (points in her favor)
C) She orders $35 worth of Taco Bell (bonus points in her favor)
D) She's got a mean streak in her. (I'd be willing to bet that she is an animal in the sack... which means more points in her favor.)
E) All of the above.
So I guess the real question here is, have you asked her marry you yet and if not, what the hell is wrong with you?!?!?!
pharaoh68 said:I'm inclined to agree with corvette. You gotta share some pics with us. If she's hot, then all of this should be easily overlooked because:
A) She owns a Bar. (points in her favor)
B) She drinks like a champ (points in her favor)
C) She orders $35 worth of Taco Bell (bonus points in her favor)
D) She's got a mean streak in her. (I'd be willing to bet that she is an animal in the sack... which means more points in her favor.)
E) All of the above.
So I guess the real question here is, have you asked her marry you yet and if not, what the hell is wrong with you?!?!?!
Agreed, any female that gets black out drunk every Thursday at the bar SHE owns AND orders that much taco bell at least deserves a one night stand even if she's ugly. Still, pics please.
Don't you mean worst?
Talk about a mean streak. She is the best g-----n bouncer that bar has ever had. Those are her own words. She is engaged. She has been for seven years. They just can't seem to set a date. I wonder why? Yes she can drink she is always good for a couple of rounds after the league match. She is fairly attractive. The good news is her two younger daughters are smoking hot. She still can't shoot worth a rat's a-s. But I can only take so much, and I will be shooting at another place next year.
Avenger said:
I'm laughing ---
Avenger, I have no idea what part of the country you are in but you are describing some one I have heard about. So if you aren't in the western part of the US then there is more than one!!! So carefully, pick your next team mate!
Avenger, I have no idea what part of the country you are in but you are describing some one I have heard about. So if you aren't in the western part of the US then there is more than one!!! So carefully, pick your next team mate!
Avenger said:
LOL.....don't think you are the only one who has dealt with this
Oh, and I gotta agree with her on the Taco Bell thing....I have never seen a place mess up so many orders so often.....ordering at Taco Bell is liking reaching into a prize bag at a giveaway - it's always a surprise, especially if you actually get what you wanted...
u12armresl said:
Oh, no! Don't bring grammar into this! The thread will get worser, not gooder! Just pokin' a lil' fun!
Haha! I gotta agree with the guys asking for a photo. Please get a shot of her shooting so we can check her mechanics!
I missed an 8 with ball in hand once... I was shooting one-handed, off-handed, jack-up, with one leg tied to my belt... I had the shot made, but the broomstick I was shooting with wouldn't hold chalk and I miscued.
Lucky I had the broomstick since I was firing an air barrel and had to hop/beat my way to my car. Had to use the broomstick to push the gas pedal just to drive away to a safe spot to untie my leg.
The Sheriff showed up at my door an hour later, and I thought I was in some serious doo doo, but he thought it was funny and just made me promise to take the broomstick back to the bar.
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I got two words that you to do, SCREW HER !!! 
<<< double meaning !
<<< double meaning !