Wow im shocked.

drivermaker said:
Willee...seems to me that you just need to turn the "occasionally" into "frequently". Do your research in the newspaper everyday and cut out all of the sales pages and lay them out for her with the morning coffee. ;)
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Hey buddy i was wonder when you were going to chime in. HeHe. Yes i will buy some new shoes.
 
Williebetmore said:
Chris,
We are guessing that you are not married. My wife wouldn't care at all, she would just say something like, "well, you've already made a bunch of balls, you know what its like, you don't need to make any more."
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My favorite of the huband/wife pool jokes:

A man's wife requests that he run out for a carton of cigarettes. He said, "OK, honey, I'll be right back." The man went downstairs toward the garage, but rather than going out, he racked the balls on the pool table in his basement, and started playing pool.

About fifteen minutes later, he reappeared at the top of the stairs but his hands were empty. His wife asked "What about the carton of cigarettes?" He said, "You can keep them, honey, I couldn't run out."
 
sjm said:
My favorite of the huband/wife pool jokes:

A man's wife requests that he run out for a carton of cigarettes. He said, "OK, honey, I'll be right back." The man went downstairs toward the garage, but rather than going out, he racked the balls on the pool table in his basement, and started playing pool.

About fifteen minutes later, he reappeared at the top of the stairs but his hands were empty. His wife asked "What about the carton of cigarettes?" He said, "You can keep them, honey, I couldn't run out."
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I don't care who you are...that there is FUN-NY!

:p :p :p :D
 
Congrats Muxy.
Hi everyone I am new here. I am from montreal been playing about 10 years or so. I also get free pool at one of the clubs i play at but that is probably due to the fact i used to work there and organize a monday night 8 ball tournament for the owner. I get free pool also at the other club I play to at but everyone does its free pool as long as you drink...lol :)
 
bmpbmp said:
I get free pool also at the other club I play to at but everyone does its free pool as long as you drink...lol :)
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Hey...quit corrupting the kid with those ideas. Booze, drugs, and sex with wild women are off his agenda. We don't want him turning out to be just another pool room bum.
 
Hey doesnt any one have $5 pool all day??? I guess I am lucky cause I can play all day long for 5 bucks!! Does anyone elses pool hall have this??
Good Job Muxy!!
Always remember get drunk and puke all over the place and go in there one day in your underwear!!! Then start yelling at the owner!! :D
 
See! Free Pool!!!

Muxy said:
When ever i go in there it is always with a collered shirt. Nice jeans or dress pants. I don't walk into a hall like a bum :P. Thanks sjm I will do my best.
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That's what happens when you play with a McDermott!!!! :D
 
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