its +/-. don't lose any sleep here.
That’s way too much to ask.
We have to me more technical around here. That extra tolerance is really going to have a huge impact on the outcomes of many matches.
Think about it .0072738274” on a ball size and .0003733g difference in weight from ball to ball. My God the massive effect that’s going to have in tourney results will shake the pool world to its knees. We might have to review all matches and take away high runs, replay matches because the wrong player won or lost or BOTH!!!!
This is serious shit and damn it, we better take it seriously to save pool!!!!!!
I got off the phone with the science dept a hour ago and they are developing the “cloth slickness meter” so we can tell if cloth is too new or not to be competitive as new cloth seems to be a huge problem in pool now as well.
I have the Harvard legal department redrafting all the rules for even more clarification of most of the language of the rule books for all leagues, and governing bodies in pool too. Can’t be too clear. “Honest Effort” will be deleted from all materials.
Forget about playing pool, we must get this shit straightened out before anyone hits a ball.
As for layered tips being put on backwards or not I contacted NASA, they deferred that over to SpaceX but Elon was busy with some problem at Tesla. So we’re just going to have to wait on that one. Sorry guys. I’m going to see about non-layered tips as well.
Man it’s been a hell of a week on important matters in pool.
And a new task force is being assembled to assist WADA’s anti-doping efforts. We must double down on that effort as well.
Another task force to review all recorded matches for any and all fouls errors is being put together as well. For all matches ever played and records broke that are on video going back decades will be reviewed by the panel of non-experts. If we can revise history-damn it we will get it right!!! This will be a independent group of people in a classified sealed think tank of people who don’t know shit about pool to make rulings on actual pool players and what the think tank says GOES!!! Not the players-wtf do they know???? Period there will be no “dispute resolution process” afforded to any player under any circumstance. Only the uninformed can decide-for those in the know.
We just can’t have a sloppy game.
There hasn’t been time to address chalk yet-sorry.
Thank God the Govt saved us all from J&J powder as so many pool players were dying of cancer related to using it everyday for 20-50 years. So many fallen hero’s from baby powder. The risks are so huge for pool players exposure to that shit.
CF shafts will have its own independent review board as well. We are working on that too.
Wow, God save the Queen and God save the orange 5.
I cannot rest
Fatboy <———skipped his meds 2 days in a row

