YIKES -- I need a table exorcism!

[9BallPaul]

Embarrassing as it is to admit, my new pool table is possessed by the devil, just as my last one was.

I scratch on something like one in five shots during casual practice. This is ludicrous. When practicing 8-ball, the 8 goes flying in the hole at random. Sometimes I swear its self-propulsion.

Even though I now chalk only over the carpet -- never over the table -- it still gets filthy after a few minutes of play. So I know what's going on. I'm convinced it's the devil.

I need a high-priest of pool tables -- a bishop, even -- to cure this thing. Recommendations, anyone?

 

[Cuebuddy]

Although I have heard of and known evil tables in my day your problem reminds me of this story.

http://www.bonkworld.org/index.php?action=show&id=20

 

[flash5153]

Embarrassing as it is to admit, my new pool table is possessed by the devil, just as my last one was.

I scratch on something like one in five shots during casual practice. This is ludicrous. When practicing 8-ball, the 8 goes flying in the hole at random. Sometimes I swear its self-propulsion.

Even though I now chalk only over the carpet -- never over the table -- it still gets filthy after a few minutes of play. So I know what's going on. I'm convinced it's the devil.

I need a high-priest of pool tables -- a bishop, even -- to cure this thing. Recommendations, anyone?

Hmmmm? This is a new one.:grin: The bold line above cracks me up!!!

Can we see some video of these demon shots?? If you shoot the cue straight down table with no english and it comes right back to the cue tip,without hitting rail or anything!!!! I will believe!!!:grin:

 

[pooltchr]

It may well be the devil, but the location may not be in the table.

Pool School - Exorcisms for demon posessed players!!



Steve

 

[Secaucus Fats]

You're in luck, I know just the man. He can make the table play well for you, and badly for your opponents. He don't come cheap and you have to provide all the roosters, possums or whatever else he needs to sacrifice, but what is your peace of mind worth? If you hire him I'll come over and we can both get wasted while we watch the man at work! :thumbup:

 

[TX Poolnut]

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