You Know Your Addicted To Pool When (part 2)

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When you don't let your loved one win cause its more then just a game to you, and you don't take no mercy.

When people want to trade lifes with you cause all you do is play pool,,, Guilty As Charged.

When you worn out two VCR's cause each and everyday all day long you are watching your video tapes of pool.

When your significant other wakes you up in the middle of the night cause you are sleep walking around with your pool cue........LOL.
 
you know you're addicted to pool when you pass on the offer the cute blonde in the corner just made you because you don't want to stop playing pool.
 
supergreenman said:
you know you're addicted to pool when you pass on the offer the cute blonde in the corner just made you because you don't want to stop playing pool.
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whew.......thought i was addicted to pool, but id nail the blonde so im ok lmao
 
(Sung to Brad Paisley's....I'm gonna miss her.)

~Well I'm gonna miss him~when I get home.

~Right now I'm in this pool hall and I'm shooting like a pro.

~I'm sure it will hit me~when I walk through that door tonight

~Yeah I'm gonna miss him~ looky there~ I made the nine.

True Story!
 
When you cut off your dreadlocks you have been growing for five years because they are hurting your pool game.(ha that was me)

When you avoid holding hand with your significant other in fear of your hand getting sticky.

When you lug around a 3x7 case with you through school and work so your cues dont get hot/cold or stolen from the car :)

When you dream about pool more than three times a week.
 
-when you get the slightest nick in your cue and you need to repair it right away.

-when you have a whole cue repair system in your case; ie. tips, glue... lathe.

-when you have to play that one last set even thought the pool hall is closed already.

-when you walk into a new room and you look for the biggest fish.

-when you keep looking for a better more expensive cue thinking it will improve your game.

-when on AzBilliards and actually reading and adding comments on this post.
 
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when you buy a pool table for christmas and say its your sons
when your kitchen table is taken apart to make room for the pool table
 
After reading all of this I am so glad to know that I am not the only one. My husband tells me daily how addicted I am. Got the fever!!! I am in the pool hall about 8 hours a day and never eat while I am there , and maybe have one drink( soda) with a napkin wrapped around the can. Always carefully place my Schon as if it were a baby, and get hostile if anyone comes near it. Gosh, you guys have made me feel normal again.
 
1. when you create a (part 2) of this same exact subject.
2. when you shake hands like a frail old woman in fear of messing up your shooting hand.
3. when anytime you hold something, it's always with 2 fingers and pinky is sticking out.
4. when you're on the crapper and imagine that tiles are a pool table and you're looking at bank angles.
5. when high end servers at work are named efrenreyes and django.
6. when wedding gifts arrive and they are pool related.
 
You think a stock tip is what came on your McDermott.

You have been married three times and all you have to show for it is a dozen cues.

More than one of your pets are named after hall of fame players.

You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "The Hustler" was snubbed for best picture.

The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Pool School in Paradise".

The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "So what chu want to do for a buck or two?"

You can live for days out of a vending machine.

The biggest regret of your life was giving up too much weight.

You have forgotten and left groceries in the car overnight but never your cue.

You've ever financed a cue.

Your lifetime goal is to own a pool hall.

You get more phone calls at the pool hall than at home.
 
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You think a stock tip is what came on your McDermott.

You have been married three times and all you have to show for it is a dozen cues.

More than one of your pets are named after hall of fame players.

You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "The Hustler" was snubbed for best picture.

The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Pool School in Paradise".

The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "So what chu want to do for a buck or two?"

You can live for days out of a vending machine.

The biggest regret of your life was giving up too much weight.

You have forgotten and left groceries in the car overnight but never your cue.

You've ever financed a cue.

Your lifetime goal is to own a pool hall.

You get more phone calls at the pool hall than at home.
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Nice, I like those ones.
 
You have a very special cue case, just for formal occasions.

Your cue is worth more than your car with a full tank of gas.

On a job application under “Previous experience” you list your big scores.

You track what you spend on table time in Quicken.

You have ever referred to a loan to your buddy as “money on the wire”.

You missed a wedding because you were in action.

You missed a doctor’s appointment because you were in action.

You missed your senior year because you were in action.

You have ever played $100 sets at a tournament and then slept in your car.

When your wife asks “where should we go on vacation” you calculate where the best action is.

If you consider “Banking With The Beard” Literature.

You hope your league team will be able to win again after the parole board meets.

It takes longer to negotiate a match than to play it

You have been on TV in the front row more than most WPBA players.

You hang out on AZB
 
... when you're practicing for 2 hours on the table next to Jenn Barretta's and you're so busy torturing yourself you watch her take maybe 3 shots.
 
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