You know you're obsessed with pool when...

Caromsoft said:
You are cutting your toe nails and wonder if you should trim them to a dime shape, or a nickel shape!


Very Funny.
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Pinocchio said:
When you leave the house to go shoot some pool an don't come back for over 2 years................
Pinocchio

Dayuummm, boy... you did that???? wow

Dwight
 
shavedaccord said:
When you actually consider moving so you can be within walking distance of a pool hall

Did that. We were looking for a flat to buy with my boyfriend for half a year, so that it is walking distance to the pool hall (ended up being closer horizontally than vertically :p ). Then we broke up (pool related of course :o ). I've spent two months looking for a flat within walking distance to the pool hall and found one = I live within walking distance from my exboyfriend. We are kind of back together now ;)
 
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You know you're obsessed with pool when you go to a tattoo parlor and get a green stain tattooed on the palm of your hand.
MULLY
 
When you have a pool table in a living room and a living room in a bedroom.

When you play four nights a week and tournaments on the weekends.

When you you don't understand why you don't have a girlfriend!:thud:
 
When You Leave Your Lazy-Boy At Home To Go Sit On A Barstool & Sweat 'C' Players

When you go to the poolroom to watch the football games.
When you buy your shirts at the poolroom.
When you take you wife out to dinner at the poolroom.
When you spend all holidays at the poolroom.
When you decide to spend a day at home and keep calling the poolroom to find out what's going on.

Doug
 
You got it right, buddy!

AZ first and all other sports-related articles
before the day's headlines and all!
And I kid you not!

:)

Tim-n-NM said:
When you read this fourm everyday! And i mean everyday!
 
Pinocchio said:
When you leave the house to go shoot some pool an don't come back for over 2 years................
Pinocchio

Once, I went out for a pack of cigarettes and finally called my wife two days later from a pool room 200 miles away.

She forgave me when I walked in and handed her $2000.

LOL

Stones
 
softshot said:
when you break a rib and can barely move....and you shoot 10 racks anyway...

and find a way to let it make you better...
Or when your bridge shoulder is hurtin so you start to learn to shoot opposite handed. (Im doing that right now)

Bigkahuna said:
When you play four nights a week and tournaments on the weekends.
Or the other way around ( all the local tourneys are during the week)

Smorgass Bored said:
When you go to the poolroom to watch the football games.
When you buy your shirts at the poolroom.
When you take you wife out to dinner at the poolroom.
When you spend all holidays at the poolroom.
When you decide to spend a day at home and keep calling the poolroom to find out what's going on.

Doug
Not just football but all sports, from the rose bowl to the olympics. (nothings funnier than a bunch of drunks commentating on gymnastics)

how bout breakfast lunch and dinner in the same poolhall on the same day. Theyve got a good kitchen though

I love pool hall tshirts.

My family goes to bed early so I usually visit the pool hall on every holiday and i have done so for the last couple of years. Christmas, new years, thanksgiving, easter, 4th of july, Every one except Valentines day.( im at the pool hall all year long if i dont skip that 1 day my chick would kill me.)


I would call he pool hall but its so loud in there no one can hear crap.:angry: I usally just go see for myself. (then end up staying)



AnitoKid said:
before going to bed.

Truth be told, sometimes I even dream about pool!
And I kid you not!

:)

When i cant sleep i read the pleasures of small motions, its on my nightstand:smile: That thing could put anyone to sleep. Its an informative book but man its boring.

and ive dreamt of pool before too.



man i need another hobby
 
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when your wife checks your bridge hand for chalk stains
rather checking your collar for lipstick
 
I'm guilty of a lot of the ones listed in this thread.

Sleeping at the pool hall
Eating 3 meals at the pool hall
Spending holidays at the pool hall
Taking a first date to a pool hall.........I'm married to her now.
Driving ridiculous distances to shoot pool
Ripping phone book pages out in unknown cities.

The day I landed in Japan back in 1991 I got in real late, like around 11:00pm. Of course I was dead tired but I was jet lagged and couldn't sleep. I was at a pool hall before midnight. Now how sick is that? I moved to a different country and was at a pool hall before I even unpacked my damn suitcase.

Just last night I was woken up at around quarter to midnight by a phone call from the pool room that my SouthWest was back from being repaired. I got up, got dressed and went over and shot some balls around with it, came home, went back to bed and was up at 4am to get ready for work.
MULLY
 
When on holidays and birthdays, family members, friends, and girlfriends all give you pool related items without asking you what you want.
 
I have also done 'em! And I kid you not!
And i also scheduled a couple of meetings,
not at my place of work, but at the pool hall.

:)

mullyman said:
I'm guilty of a lot of the ones listed in this thread.

Sleeping at the pool hall
Eating 3 meals at the pool hall
Spending holidays at the pool hall
Driving ridiculous distances to shoot pool

MULLY
 
Smorgass Bored said:
When you go to the poolroom to watch the football games.
When you buy your shirts at the poolroom.
When you take you wife out to dinner at the poolroom.
When you spend all holidays at the poolroom.
When you decide to spend a day at home and keep calling the poolroom to find out what's going on.

Doug

Nic e post. I thought I had lived an abnormal life for a minute there.
 
Would this qualify?

This morning I raided my co-worker's stash of peanut M&Ms. Looking at the colorful candy, the yellow ones remind me of the 1 ball, blue the 2 ball, red as the 3 ball, and orange as the 4-ball... My thoughts drifted to if I could assemble a full legal 9 ball rack from her pile of peanut M&Ms.
 
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the420trooper said:
When you refer to any sort of future planning as "playing position".

Example: I stopped and bought my wife some wine and roses tonight- that's playing position.:grin:
great post, if you were playing position on some reps you got one.
 
Haha... I did something similar to the M&M story the other day, I was looking at some used vehicles online and I saw a bright yellow Liberty, my instant thought was "9-ball" then I corrected my thought to 1 ball since there wasn't any white on it. LOL

LOVE the start of the thread and the rest of the toenail responses...:rotflmao1:
 
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