if you swing your cue like tom cruise in the color of money
if you scoop the ball in attempt of a jump shot
if you think you're a world champ b/c you can jump a ball with a bunjee cue
if you think that minnesota fats was a world champion
if you walk into a pool room and ask for change of a dollar to put into the table
if you think your balabushka that you ordered online is worth thousands
if you think there was really a balabushka in the color of money
if you think that playing 8 hours a day will actually yield you financial success
if you think that rails are your pockets spot is the stone cold nuts
if you don't know what the stone cold nuts are
if you scoop the ball in attempt of a jump shot
if you think you're a world champ b/c you can jump a ball with a bunjee cue
if you think that minnesota fats was a world champion
if you walk into a pool room and ask for change of a dollar to put into the table
if you think your balabushka that you ordered online is worth thousands
if you think there was really a balabushka in the color of money
if you think that playing 8 hours a day will actually yield you financial success
if you think that rails are your pockets spot is the stone cold nuts
if you don't know what the stone cold nuts are